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August 20, 2019

Were you injured? Did insurance not give you the money that you deserve? Then call me. I’ll fight for you. I’m Rod Jakt. I’m a lawyer. And I’m also a wrestler! Insurance companies: Watch your back! Rod Jakt is layin’ down the law! Insurance doesn’t pay for that. Oh you’ll pay!!! I make judges pay too! Case closed. You lose. No you lose! With over 10 years experience in the ring and 3 weeks in the courtroom, I’m the man! I was in an auto accident and Rod Jakt, he got me the money. but then he turned Bad Guy on me and broke my neck. And I’ll do it again! Ah come on! Please! Don’t! Ah my neck! Who booked this?! Yeah, I’m a heel. So What? I’ll be a babyface again. I’m a top guy. In the meantime, if you’ve been… Injured in an auto accident. Injured on the job. Exposed to toxic chemicals. Injured in a fall. Abused in a nursing home. Or wrongfully terminated. You’re fiiiiiiiirrrrred!!!!! I’m a good guy again. Who wrote this shit!!! I’ve been rated 4 stars by the Better Business
Bureau, and 2 and three-quarter stars by Dave Meltzer. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE DIRT SHEETS! So if you’ve been injured call the offices of Rod Jakt today. Operators are standing by. Is this a work? No brother, this is a shoot. So if you’ve been injured, call the Law Offices of Rod Jakt today! Call the Law Offices of Rod Jakt today! Oh and make sure to listen to my podcast. Almost every ex-wrestler has one! Call Now!

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  • Reply Pikapetey Animations March 31, 2017 at 8:04 pm


  • Reply Goat Bot March 31, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Why wouldn't it be WRESTLAWYER

  • Reply carltonbanks67 March 31, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    No YOU LOSE!!

  • Reply Sean Nelson March 31, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    Where's my jabroni at?

  • Reply DiggingUpGraves March 31, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    He can wrestle with me in bed all day 24/7 untill I have to leave to do some shit (spoiler, it's sex)

  • Reply Willy Web March 31, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    I wonder if there is an ex-wrestler who is. Now a lawyer

  • Reply Serpentaria March 31, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    Somebody call John Cena quick!

  • Reply Jordan W S March 31, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    So many great pro wrestling references + the video stars former WWE superstar Briley Pierce… How could I not love this?!

  • Reply EarthRock #42037 March 31, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    top notch

  • Reply sketchysketch March 31, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    So he's a better version of David Otunga? that doesn't take much

  • Reply M.K April 1, 2017 at 3:17 am

    I thought someone would be playing on the Nintendo Switch XD

  • Reply Михаил Исаков April 1, 2017 at 6:04 am

    that is total win)

  • Reply Loser's Club April 1, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    So god damn amazing. I feel like this should've gotten old, but it somehow just kept getting funnier as it went on. Great job, AOK!
    I could loop: 1:38 "Who wrote this shit?!?" for eternity and it would never stop being funny.

  • Reply Xx Twix xX April 2, 2017 at 7:40 pm


  • Reply Qais April 2, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    I want this guy to sue Vince McMahon for pushing roman lames to our throats

  • Reply Edward Elric April 14, 2017 at 2:28 am

    He looks like a combination of Dolph Ziggler, Ted Debiase Jr, Cody Rhodes, and The Miz.

  • Reply Zuby April 26, 2017 at 11:44 am

    who gave this guy a job in united airlines

  • Reply Mike Maverick May 27, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    Rod Jakt vs Joseph Park vs David Otunga vs Phoenix Wright in a hell in a cell….book it, Vince!

  • Reply traltixx June 27, 2017 at 4:02 am

    is that famous vr gamer leroy patterson?

  • Reply Lava Sharknado November 27, 2017 at 9:31 pm


  • Reply Joshua Shannon September 20, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    0:22 lmao

  • Reply Alex Ortiz December 4, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    I'm gonna try acting like this with dummies

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