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Why WWE Hired Paul Heyman & Eric Bischoff To Raw & SmackDown… | WrestleTalk’s WrestleSketch

September 5, 2019

H: “So you can switch between Shane and
Corbin anytime you want?” SM: “Absolutely! We are one now! The doctor was quite frightened!” *ENTER Vince* VM: I tell you what I want what I really really
want! H: Dave Batista? VM: Hell no! Not after that boring WrestleMania match! H: Come on, McMahon… VM: I’m talking Spice Girls. They just did a reunion. H: “So?” VM: And Sonic the racoon is getting a movie. H: That’s not the name of what you think
you’re- VM: And Toy Story, Lion King and Aladdin are
box office again. The answer’s right in front of us, Trips. It’s the 90s! SM: “Does that mean we can say naughty jokes
again? What’s invisible and smells like carrots?” VM: Quiet Shane… and I’ve already got
the people to do it! *ENTER Paul Heyman* PH: “MY NAAAAAAAME-“ H: *in a dry tone*
“‘…is Paul Heyman and your client Brock Lesnar…’” PH: “…is not here today. OR IS HE? He isn’t. UNLESS HE IS! But he’s not. OR AM I LYING? I’m also Raw’s new Executive Director.” SM: “Uncle Paul! Would you like to hear a joke?” VM: “Quiet Shane. And SmackDown will go to someone who knows
Attitude! H: “Yes.” VM: “Someone who knows factions!” H: “Yes.” VM: “And someone who knows what these damn
teenagers want! H: “Fantastic news, I’ve got a guy called
Matt Rid-” VM: “Eric Bischoff! H: Oh God Dammit. SM: “I bet Uncle Eric would like my joke! ” VM: Quiet Shane. Now where is that little Bischoff rascal? H: “Erm… he’s, er… *Trips types something into his phone*
Actually, Vince, Eric just texted me. He said he’s running late but he wants SmackDown
to do these things.” *Trips shows Vince his phone* VM: “‘Shane’s Town Hall?’ ‘Keep devaluing the Women’s Tag Titles?’ Is this the stuff we did back then?” It’s genius! H: *Trips whispers plan to self, shady music/effects
starts?* “Yes, and when Eric fails, Vince will have
no one left but me to run SmackDown. Then Raw. Then everything.” *eerie music cuts off* VM: “What’s that you’re ominously whisperin’
to yourself about, Trips?” H: “I said let’s have a good show today.” VM: “Atta boy! Just like the son I’ve never had!” *All leave the room, leaving Shane by himself
on his phone* SM: “Rabbit farts’! …It was rabbit farts”

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  • Reply Rhys Davies July 28, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    This Is classic 😂

  • Reply Fuzzyturd 33 July 28, 2019 at 12:02 pm


  • Reply Castiel Chieng July 28, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    I miss these sketches!

  • Reply Nothing to see here July 28, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    "Why ? *taps head repeatedly…here's why"…. oh wait wrong channel 🤣

  • Reply Atif Jameel July 28, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Long time no see "WrestleSketch" now welcome ❤

  • Reply Dr. D July 28, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    "Uncle Paul" xddd

  • Reply shayna rael July 28, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Do one of these every week it's great

  • Reply Seth Colby July 28, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    vince : brock needs a new opponent
    hhh : how about matt riddle
    vince : that's a good idea trips
    hhh : well thank yo-
    vince : Seth rollins will be a great a opponent for brock
    hhh : no that's not what i mea-
    vince : this is a feud nobody has ever seen before , god dammit i'm a genius

  • Reply npsoloman July 28, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Best intro yet

  • Reply E.J. Cartagena July 28, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    I literally live for these WrestleSketch episodes! 😂

  • Reply redhurricane24 July 28, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    Rabbit farts.

  • Reply Seth Colby July 28, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    it says "why" in the title
    Simon miller to wrestletalk confirmed

  • Reply Kain d. Badguy July 28, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    So Triple H is the mastermind behind the shows still being bad?

  • Reply Dahlia Zaylin-Sage July 28, 2019 at 12:09 pm


  • Reply Mala Llama July 28, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Rabit farts lmao 🤣

  • Reply Silver. July 28, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    Cringey as fuck
    Don't do this anymore please

  • Reply F4nTomZ July 28, 2019 at 12:10 pm


  • Reply Hamzah Iftikhar July 28, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    If hhh is really planning this it would be funny

  • Reply multidimensionalman July 28, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Oli should be the only one allowed to talk.

  • Reply Alexandre Nabais July 28, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    1:12 trips…nobody cares about matt riddle…nobody likes him. he looks like a pedo. if he joins the main roster i will actually stop watching wwe and will start watching aew

  • Reply Ask your mama for one you BLEEP July 28, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Best laugh in days, thanks dudes

  • Reply uncle ampton wrestling toys Inc July 28, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    they will pull this show saying it's curving the wwe audience.

  • Reply MR. FORD July 28, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Why couldn’t Triple H take over smackdown live in the first place? He obviously knows what we want………………..GIVE US WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

  • Reply tvguyau July 28, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Haha that was good. I now wait for the next person to be put in charge of some wwe tv show to be Jeff Jarrett. I mean Vince has put two people who ran promotions that competed against him i charge. Why not make it a hat trick.

  • Reply El Aficionado July 28, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    Because Vince McMahon loves competition.

  • Reply Breezy Sparks July 28, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    The Tomfoolery

  • Reply Lobossumi July 28, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    So accurate its spooky.

  • Reply YumiYuna July 28, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Vince so going to kill wwe. Triple H need to do a take over and fast.

  • Reply MACHINE_GUN _MANISH July 28, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Here's the bottom line

    Trips is trying to save NXT talent where as
    Vince is trying to destroy them

  • Reply Words From Willz July 28, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Seems like more people but the content has slowed. Very disappointing

  • Reply MACHINE_GUN _MANISH July 28, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    When u realize that Simon Miller is now a meme

  • Reply jasonsutubename July 28, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    What kind of yowie wowie stuff are you guys smoking? Hung out with RVD after the reunion I’m assuming?

  • Reply Daniel Zuk July 28, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Sort of funny

  • Reply Steve Brown July 28, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Spelt bichofff wrong

  • Reply Gregorian Allan Heavans July 28, 2019 at 12:36 pm


  • Reply Sadat Khan July 28, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    After Watching the thumbnail
    Me- AE Dub.

  • Reply Raven Entertainment July 28, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    This is beautiful.

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    Loved it

  • Reply Gene Smith July 28, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Love this!

  • Reply ivan pabon July 28, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Man I hope hunters plan works

  • Reply Mega Mijit July 28, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    more wrestlesketch!!

  • Reply Faceless Shin July 28, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    The Omnishane and the Nega Corbin fusing into one….. THE END IS NIGH THE END IS NIGH TIME TO RUN AWAY THE END IS NIGH

  • Reply Jimmy Bonner July 28, 2019 at 12:55 pm


  • Reply imwithstupid086 July 28, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Here's to hoping Eric Biscoff won't be spread all over television.

  • Reply Reginald Tetteh-Quaye July 28, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    This one this one could actually have happened. Good one Oli.

  • Reply Joeki11a July 28, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    It begins this monday

  • Reply ODF Gaming July 28, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Plz stop……just……no

  • Reply winning thief July 28, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Sonic the raccoon xD

  • Reply El Americano July 28, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    can you give like a 3 sec intro so i can at least set up my screen proper before teh video begins???

  • Reply Real Deal Stewart July 28, 2019 at 1:13 pm


  • Reply Pravin Kaushik July 28, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Quiet Shane…
    For real.

  • Reply Shane Terreault July 28, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    This was HILARIOUS!!!!! I wanna see more skits like this from you guys!!!!!

  • Reply El Americano July 28, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    goddamn this was good. more please. there is a reason i wont even watch wwe for free anymore but still SUPPORT WRESTLETALK

  • Reply Miguel Deleon July 28, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Who’s is Eric Biscoff

  • Reply Chris Hassien July 28, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    Rabbit farts to AEW confirmed

  • Reply Serena Buccellato July 28, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Because everyone is leaving & going to all alite wrestling

  • Reply Bryan Santiago July 28, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    ….. Triple H taking over!!!

  • Reply Pauldjreadman July 28, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    This is hilarious. Sonic the Racoon lol.

  • Reply Ryan Kelepi July 28, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    NXT is better 🏆🏆 🏆

  • Reply Lincoln Jacdonmi July 28, 2019 at 2:02 pm


  • Reply Don Breezy July 28, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    So they can improve the products that you Dorks keep talking bad about. Idiots!!🤨

  • Reply killswytchuk July 28, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    And this could be even more entertaining than the real product lol well done guys 😀

  • Reply Kaileb July 28, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    What is invisible and smells like carrots..? I want to hear the end

  • Reply Kaileb July 28, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Haha rabbit farts

  • Reply Rainman July 28, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Fuck aew..I always could not STAND Cody Rhodes and if he's a part of it,I went nothing to do with that fart sniffing douche..there's plenty of other things to do besides watch wrestling…but I still got NXT,the best matches u can watch so I'll just watch that,u can have all else

  • Reply Eru Ghee July 28, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Top Shit

  • Reply Random Person July 28, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    Poor Shane, no one want to hear his jokes

  • Reply Roch Covers July 28, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    So funny

  • Reply CPA July 28, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    I love this. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Marcos A. July 28, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    I can’t my stomach is hurting this sketch is priceless!!!

  • Reply Waqas Amjad July 28, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    Wish Triple H would run RAW or SmackDown

  • Reply Gabriel Cook July 28, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    They're lightning rods there to catch the heat for vince's dumb decisions.
    They will have some input, but at the end of the day it's all vince. Nothing will change. The shows will continue to be unwatchable but now vince can turn to the stockholders and point the finger at Heyman & bischoff. That is their purpose.

  • Reply Joe Wojtecki July 28, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    That's some good shit.

  • Reply HipHopLive365 July 28, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    So aew couldnt get them that's why

  • Reply David Gomes July 28, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Yeah wrestle sketch

  • Reply Trevor Keeney July 28, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    Great editing, rabbit Farts!

  • Reply Chris Twenty four July 28, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    I think both will be fine with the current rosters they both have

  • Reply MG16NCP July 28, 2019 at 4:55 pm


  • Reply Michael July 28, 2019 at 5:05 pm


  • Reply DeeMatic Tha Ghost July 28, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    This was" rubbish"

  • Reply Squintss1220 Jr. July 28, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    This was the best one in awhile😭 I’m crying of laughter

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  • Reply Bonzai Badger July 28, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Funny stuff, except that it was revealed last week that Biscoff is not actually a creative director like Heyman and only some sort of liaison for the existing creative director for Smackdown.

  • Reply Gregory Benson July 28, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    Ollie Davis trying to do his best British impersonations of Vinniemac, Shane O’Mac, Paul Heyman and HHH!! 😂😂😂

  • Reply Greenking July 28, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    It’s so Vince has someone else to blame for the ratings drop.

  • Reply AJ July 28, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    You're a tad late with these rumors. I heard this bullshit 2 weeks ago. You guys will never admit when you are wrong. That happens a lot

  • Reply Introverted Oreo July 28, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Save us, H!! and I actually laughed at that stupid ass joke 😄 wow.

  • Reply AJ Ward July 28, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    If the GMs return, Teddy Long should be Smackdown GM again

  • Reply Dead Wafflez July 28, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Thank you for the amazing content

  • Reply Jay King July 29, 2019 at 4:18 am

    The fiend needs to take over wwe all Vince has to do is let him in!!!

  • Reply Zac Peterson July 29, 2019 at 7:03 am

    Bunny farts

  • Reply jjtotheb July 29, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Never really liked these

  • Reply Lucky Ed July 29, 2019 at 7:42 am

    The only reason Vince hired Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman for Raw and Smackdown is because CM Punk will return next month in AEW's All Out and Vince knows. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • Reply Sean Dunne July 29, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Good s word 😆

  • Reply mike deihl July 29, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    All they need know is Vince Russo. LOL

  • Reply The Lying Triangle July 29, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Vince: Drew McIntyre needs a new Opponent
    HHH: How about Brock Lesnar for the –
    Vince: I know a guy! A guy he never fought once in his life, this is a dream match trips!
    HHH: Then who is it?
    Vince: ROMAN REIGNS GODDAMIT i am a genius.

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  • Reply Anthony Ditizio August 18, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    0:47, 1:13

  • Reply Isaac Wide August 21, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Good impressions Oli zing

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