Over here, over here! See, that right there,
that’s the problem with your generation. Some million dollar move and a five cent finish. You talk a lot of smack for a geriatric.
It’s a shame you can’t back any of it up. (Groans) (Crowd laughing) – Do me a favor.
– Huh? – Hold my nuts. – Hold your nuts?! Come on back! (Crowd exclaims)
Oohhh! Ooohhhh! Don’t do him like that, Uncle Drew! [Summit Entertainment, a Lionsgate company] You could just hear people whispering.. ‘Drew!’ Drew! Drew! (Chanting)
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew! I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s
as good today as he was back then. Hold my nuts. Hold your nuts?! Come on back! (Crowd exclaims)
Oohhh! Don’t do him like that, Uncle Drew! ♪Rap music ♪ It is the 50th anniversary at Rucker Park. This tournament is the center
of these people universe! What makes you think you have a chance? ♪Rap music ♪ Someone like you could combine
the old school with the new school at the Rucker! I’ll do it on one condition. Anything you want! It’s gotta be my team. My roster. Okay, anything but that. Don’t be slamming my door! Oh, sorry about.. (Slams his own door) – Man, you just did the same!
– NOW! Gotta get the boys! ♪ ♪ What’s up, my man! ♪ ♪ Are you blind? Swish! – Heyo!
– Ha! You look like Wolverine’s grandfather. That’s none of my business, that’s your look. [Kyrie Irving] ♪ ♪ [Shaquille O’Neal] ♪ ♪ [Chris Webber] ♪ ♪ Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hey! He put your baby behind his back.
You gonna let this man Steph Curry your baby? [Reggie Miller] ♪ ♪ [Nate Robinson] ♪ ♪ [Lisa Leslie] ♪ ♪ [Lil Rel Howery] YES! [Erica Ash] ♪ ♪ [Tiffany Haddish] – I am a savage!
– You are a savage and you’re fine! – I’m fine?
– Yeah! – Well, boy, you better shut up! [Nick Kroll] The only way to defeat one’s
enemy is to become one’s enemy! – What?
– What? – Wait, wait.
– Oh, wait! – Stop it!
– Stop it! – You’re crazy!
– You’re crazy! – You’re psycho!
– You’re psycho! ♪ ♪ You don’t stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stop playing. ♪ ♪ – Oh!
– Oh my God! That sucker punch is the first free throw you ever made. [Uncle Drew] We all remember that one moment,
that made us believe. – He’s done it again!
– Unbelievable!!! That game is filled with stories of legends
and how they were born. But this.. (Crowd booing) is not that story. (Laughs) Were you just watching me sleep again? Boy, you are better than cable, okay? [Summit entertainment]
[a Lionsgate company] Women, eh?
What’s going on? I used everything I got on this tournament! You lost our superstar to another coach! What’s this smell?
Is that a grudge? This is a perfect opportunity
for Dax to meet Uncle Drew! The greatest blacktop player
I’ve ever seen in my life. Hold my nuts. Hold your nuts?! All you wannabes out here want to play like Jordan. Who are you trying to be?
Morgan Freeman? ♪ ♪
(Crowd exclaims) Oooohhhh! Don’t do him like that, Uncle Drew! [Summit Entertainment presents] Someone like you could combine
the old school with the new school! It’s gotta be my team. My roster. YES! Is that a Game Boy? Electronic book? Come on now, gotta get the boys! Drew’s putting the squad back together! What’s up, my man! ♪ ♪ Come on!
Time out! Pass the ball, Kobe! Come on, Drew, you told me these dudes can play! And this dude, he’s a karate man! – Hayo!
– HA! He’s meditating right now! This guy right here can’t even see! Swish! How’s that geriatric team of yours?
You got ’em all individual life alert bracelets? You still don’t believe, do you? I got each of you a little something. ♪ ♪ So we gonna ball? We We gonna We gonna ball. This is where it happens! ♪ ♪ Let’s do this! Play the game the right way, it fixes everything. YES! ♪ ♪ Get that out of here! This is the moment. Are you gonna run away
from it, or you gonna step up and take it? ♪ ♪ I get buckets! ♪ ♪ [Uncle Drew] – Time out, time out!
– Who are you? I’m here to make sure that he’s tall enough
to ride the ride that my man about to put him on. [Kyrie Irving, Shaquille O’Neal, Chris Webber, Erica Ash,
Reggie Miller, Nate Robinson, Lisa Leslie, Lil Rel Howery] Do you