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TOE WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS Is A Real Sport In England | What’s Trending Now!

August 19, 2019


The 31st Annual World Toe Wrestling
Championship took place over the weekend in the small English town of Fenny
Bentley. Welcome back to What’s Trending, I’m Martini Beerman. Be sure to LIKE and
SUBSCRIBE for more stories. The competition was first started in 1974
because of the UK’s struggle to produce world champions. But then in the second
annual event, a Canadian visitor competed and won and they were like well now it’s
got to be cancelled. But after ten long years it was brought back and now it is
a staple of Fenny Bentley. If you are out there and you would like to toe wrestle,
here are the rules. Number one: start by removing your shoes and socks because
this is a barefoot activity. And just so you guys know it is common courtesy for
competitors to remove each other shoes and socks. If you start out with really
stinky feet to begin with there may be no need for a competition. This is the
age where most competitors drop out or pass out. Number two:
link your toes and connect the bottoms of your feet together. Number three: trap
the other person’s foot for three seconds. Number four:
best two out of three rounds takes it. And number five: win toe wrestling and
have glory for life that you can share with all of your friends and family. The
men’s competition was unsurprisingly won by somebody named Nasty Nash. This was
his 14th win. He described the win saying, “it was just a
walk in the park again. Normal day at the office.” And Rebecca
Beach won the women’s competition, but the previous winner was her own mother.
How sweet! Like mother, like daughter. Oh and just so you guys know, everybody’s
feet are examined by a podiatrist before being allowed to compete. Which is good ’cause you don’t want any funky toes up in your business. And this is Alison Barley who had
the privilege of doing that. Kudos, Alison! Would you compete in toe wrestling?
Should it be an Olympic sport? Let us know in the COMMENTS and SUBSCRIBE for
more.

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5 Comments

  • Reply What's Trending August 22, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    Well, time to start training!

  • Reply VishyIsFishy August 22, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    England is my city

  • Reply Charlie / / Arianator August 22, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Oh god up in the north of England you'd never see that…

  • Reply Gucci_Gang_Kam August 22, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    we might have toe wrestling but you have school shootings and the kkk so we still win

  • Reply Every Man 1991 October 16, 2018 at 12:52 am

    Martini Beerman, I challenge YOU to a toe wrestling match. Best 2 our of 3. If you win, then I'll do whatever you want me to. If I win then we get to make love (U no ***). Just name the time & place (in Toronto) & I'll be there.💘

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