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The Newlymouth Game Ft. Cameron Esposito & Rhea Butcher

January 25, 2020


( groans, laughs )( music playing )Welcome back and welcome
from the show “Take My Wife,” which is now streaming
on iTunes, Cameron Esposito
and Rhea Butcher. Whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo! Hey, thanks for being here,
you two. Now, Rhett and I often act
like an old married couple. – Mm-hmm.
– And you two not only play one on your show,
but you’re one in real life. I’m not saying you’re old. Yeah, yeah. – But we are…
– Primarily… Right, and so you know
each other pretty well. Yeah, pretty good. But do you know each other
better than we know each other? – Yeah, that…
– Ooh. Is what we’re gonna
determine today. – That’s right.
– This game we’re going to play. Yeah, so we’re gonna play a
version of the “Newlywed Game,” but we are adding
an interesting element… dental expanders. Oh, goodness. Have you ever expanded
your dental? Literally not even
at the dentist, – have I used this.
– I’ve never seen these
at the dentist. Actually, I don’t think this
has ever happened
to me there either. But it’s happened
several times on this show and it’s about to
happen right now. So, typical “Newlywed” rules. Stevie’s gonna be
reading questions. One person will answer,
and then the other partner will try to figure out
what they answered. – Great.
– And if you
get it wrong, though, this is the twist, we’re gonna
have these in the whole time, so it will be
difficult to understand, but if you get it wrong,
you have to then take a shot… of water, which will be difficult. Oh, the classic–
the classic game. – Yes.
– Shots of water. – Shot of water with…
– Yes, the classic version
of the “Newlywed” game. – …with mouth thing.
– H2 whoa! Expanders in. Now, Link, we got you a slightly
bigger expander, Link. Cameron:
Actually, you look really cute. I look really good,
I think. You still can’t really
see my top teeth. What is wrong with me? How big
is your mouth, dude? This is like
all of my mouth. This is none of your mouth. No, I got a small… – the teeth part is small.
– Cameron: Yeah. The lips part’s bigger. I think I look like
Jonathan Roberts. – Let’s do this, Stevie.
– Question one, Stevie. Stevie:
Okay, Link and Rhea,
grab your whiteboards
and answer this question.
I feel like I need
to talk like a gangster.
I don’t know why. Yeah, see?The robot apocalypse
has arisen
and humans are now imprisoned
in pairs for enemy harvest.
Your partner got
to hand-select a celebrity
to be their prison buddy.What celebrity
would your partner
want to be imprisoned
with forever?
Mm. Oh, who does he want
to be imprisoned with? Yeah, who–
you’re answering for me. Who do I want to be
imprisoned with forever? But there’s so many! There’s already spit
running down my lip. Already what? Spit running down my lip. – What is it?
– I’m drooling, spit! – Spit!
– What is it? – Spit!
– Okay. Okay, he’s trying
to say “spit.” Look, if I do this
with my eyebrows, I look like a predator. ( laughter ) Oh, gosh. Okay, I’m ready.Okay, Rhett, which celebritywould you like to be
imprisoned with forever?
Whoops. Oh, no! Bad girl Rhi Rhi.What?Bad girl Rhi Rhi,
Rhianna. – Rhianna?
– I thought that was obvious. I thought you knew
that your wife was watching, so I picked
Lionel Ritchie. He’s a cool guy
to hang out with. – Oh…
– Rhianna? This is gonna be
a long game. Lionel Ritchie.Cameron, which celebritywould you like to be
imprisoned with?
I don’t know! Technically,
you’re a celebrity. – No!
– Rhea Butcher! Ugh! I said Linda Hamilton
as Sarah Conner. That’s great! She’d have so many skills! – She would help you break out!
– She’d have so many skills. She would be like…
( grunting ) Okay, we all
got it wrong, so we all gotta take shots. Okay. I’m drooling so much. I know.
We have the towels, though. Do we have to clear
the whole Dixie cup? Yeah. “Dixie cup?” Yeah, you gotta clear
the whole Dixie cup. Here we go,
three, two, one. Oh! ( all clamoring ) ( indistinct ) You remember how
to swallow, don’t you? I forgot to swallow! Oh, my God!You guys ready
for the next question?
Yeah, we’re ready,
we’re so ready.So, Rhett and Cameron,
grab the whiteboards.
There you go.And answer this:Your partner has been stolen
by evil scientists
and replaced with an
exact-to-the-molecule replica,
but the only thing
they taught the replica to say
was your partner’s most
frequently-used phrase.
What is your partner’s
most frequently-used phrase?
Oh, gosh. Oh, I feel like
I should know this. Yeah, you should know this. I feel like I don’t know this. Ugh! ( babbles ) I don’t think this is right. Oh, mine’s definitely wrong. Okay, you ready?
You got it?Okay, Link, what phrase
do you say all the time?
“What the crap?” Oh. “What the crap?” Yeah, I said,
“Oh, my goodness.” Oh, my goodness! – Oh, my goodness!
– Oh, my goodness! He does say that a lot. I don’t say,
“Oh, my goodness.” – Yeah, you do.
– I say “What the crap?” Oh, my goodness,
what the crap? I’m just gonna say
I say “literally” all the time. I don’t know, I can’t… – Literally!
– “I like baseball.” Oh, my God! Do you say,
“I like baseball? Literally never! But it’s true!
It’s not wrong. Hey, put that back in! She may not say
she likes baseball, but she really
likes that… Oh! Oh, you all
have to drink again. Oh, my gosh,
you got the water. Y’all gonna keep making a mess. I know, I just think… Just throw it down the hole,
just hock it. Gotta start swallowing
the whole thing. Let’s say, “I like baseball”
and then go. Rhea:
All right, cheers. All:
I like baseball! I like baseball! ( Link gurgles ) Ah, ah! That was a lot better. I can’t get it
down my throat to swallow! This is so much more traumatic
than I thought it would be. It really is traumatic. – Oh, you got a dangler.
– Oh! Link:
Ah!All disease has been wiped outbecause we put women
in charge worldwide.
Now we make pills
for fun, silly things.
You’d like to make a pill
that will eradicate
your least favorite habit
in your partner.
Fill in the blank:“I wish my partner
would stop blank-ing.”
Rhett:
Uh… ( humming ) – Link: Okay.
– Oh, this is not easy. What do I want you
to stop doing? Okay… got it.Okay, Rhett,what does Link
want you to stop doing?
( groans ) Link:
Are you in pain? Correcting him? That’s close, I said,
“Knowing everything.” Stop! You gotta stop
knowing everything! That counts. That’s acceptable! That’s pretty… That’s a half-point, right?You only take a half-shot
of that water.
Yeah, yeah, I feel I can.Okay, Cameron,what does Rhea
want you to stop doing?
Bossing her around. Ah! – What did you say?
– I said, “Brushing your teeth
all the time.” I love to brush my teeth. It’s really paying off
right now. You get a really good look
at those shiny teeth. – Rhett: Uh-huh.
– So we have to… you have to drink
a whole cup, we have to drink half a cup. Gosh, good luck to me. I’m just gonna drink the whole
thing, it’s easier that way. Yeah, right. Why stop short? All:
I like baseball. To baseball. A lot closer. I don’t understand
why I can’t drink! Apparently, you really rely
on your lips when you drink. That’s what I’m learning.Okay, this is
the final question.
Rhett and Cameron,
grab the whiteboards.
We suck at this.Your partner
invested in Bitcoin
really early on.And despite its recent
ups and downs,
it goes on to make your partner
a multi-billionaire,
worth two Jeff Bezoses.Nice.If your partner
became a billionaire,
what’s the first thing
they buy?
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah, you’re gonna
get this one, I think. You better. What would I buy? How much writing
are you doing? – I’m making a scene.
– You’re writing a lot. – A vignette.
– Okay. Oh, no, so much drooling. “I’m making a–” drool. It’s so much. I’m painting
with my drool.Okay, Link, what would you buy?Mm. A jet. What? – Cameron: That’s cool.
– A jet. I said, “Nothing
’cause he’s that cheap. Ah! That’s true. Exactly, that’s why
you said “jet,” which is– you never
talked about a jet in your entire life. ‘Cause you’re never
gonna buy anything regardless of how much
money you have. I would never buy a jet, I wouldn’t buy anything. Oh, man, we’re gonna win. – Oh, boy.
– Let’s see. I am gonna say… Come on! Come on! The Los Angeles Dodgers,
Dodgers Stadium. What did you–
come on! She likes baseball! Oh, a motorcycle! A motorcycle! Two Jeff Bezoses? And I wouldn’t buy
the Los Angeles– ugh! That must be a very
special motorcycle. You got Jeff Bezos money
and all you’re doing
is buying one motorcycle. We all need to spend
more time with each other. Cameron:
Uh-huh. You know what?
Let’s stay hydrated. All right. If you wanna play baseball, you gotta stay hydrated. I’ll just do this. That’s good! Just keep the towel there
from now on. I really need the towel. I like baseball. Rhea:
I like baseball. ( Rhett groaning ) Oh, no,
I did drop it that time. I’m still going. You’re not doing it right. ( gurgles ) You gotta kick back
like a Pez dispenser. – Yeah, like a Pez dispenser.
– Like a Pez dispenser. – Okay.
– I really drank no water. We can take these out
so we can be understood now. – Oh, my God!
– Oh, gosh! Doesn’t your mouth
feel so stretched? Ah! Our desk is gonna be so clean,
thank you. How refreshing. All right, guys,
thank you so much for playing with us today. Be sure to check out
season two of “Take My Wife”
on iTunes! And make sure to tune in
this coming Monday, March 26th, where we’ll be kicking off
our Munch Madness, a week of taste tests
where we will determine the greatest snack
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what time it is.” In unison. Oh, yeah, yeah. Both:
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100 Comments

  • Reply Martin marty March 24, 2018 at 4:11 am

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Ebony Tabb-Edwards March 24, 2018 at 8:20 am

    Link’s most frequent phrase is OBVIOUSLY “Welcome to Good Mythical More…”

  • Reply Hector Madrigal March 24, 2018 at 8:51 am

    The added rule of drinking a cup of water looked harder than expected.

    And I thought Link's most used phrase would have been "I like your boots."

  • Reply WayfindersDestiny March 24, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    Discovering these two makes me happier than I can even put into words. Thanks GMM!

  • Reply Spam March 24, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    looks painful

  • Reply RECHES PASTERNAK March 24, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    why did it say rhett/cameron would buy

  • Reply Savannah E March 24, 2018 at 7:10 pm

    Every time that Link says What the crap he also says Oh my goodness/ gracious

  • Reply Callie Miller March 24, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    Is it just me, or do Cameron and Rhea look really similar? Wasn't there a study that said married couples look similar?

  • Reply Zai J March 24, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    This was sooo funny! Thank you! Cameron, you are my hero by the way!

  • Reply Preston March 24, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    This is such a disturbing episode uugh

  • Reply Robinx119 March 24, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    she didnt want to drink shit spilled it on purpose

  • Reply Carolina Marini March 25, 2018 at 2:07 am

    I always lose it when they use the open mouth dentures lol

  • Reply Shannon McGraw March 25, 2018 at 2:24 am

    Needed subtitles! 😄😄😄

  • Reply Kortez W March 25, 2018 at 2:32 am

    Im Drooling SHIT

  • Reply Amy Schneider March 25, 2018 at 3:27 am

    I even immediately guessed Rihanna.

  • Reply Katlyn Dehart March 25, 2018 at 4:01 am

    I don’t know who they are but I love them 😂

  • Reply claire dib March 25, 2018 at 4:04 am

    im a girl and i seriously doubt the world would be better if all women were in charge, y'all crack me up lmao

  • Reply Seth McCauley March 25, 2018 at 5:37 am

    I never laugh harder than when Rhett and Link use the mouth guards. Too funny.

  • Reply Vette March 25, 2018 at 7:07 am

    Who's the top and who's the bottom? They both look the same. HAHAH

  • Reply Eryn Stout March 25, 2018 at 10:04 am

    Links catchphrase would defiantly be "right off the bat" or "gelatines"

  • Reply Anzergo March 25, 2018 at 10:41 am

    This was your most annoying episode so far, smh

  • Reply Elizabeth Giovi March 25, 2018 at 11:28 am

    I know how to swallow with my mouth open so……

  • Reply Tynlee Mize March 25, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    I love gmm

  • Reply Sven Stoffels March 25, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Rhea and cameron are the litteral embodiment of evil. Satan made flesh.. these men got lucky making it out alive.

  • Reply Kount Kumiar March 25, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    This is so cringe

  • Reply Justin Phelps March 26, 2018 at 12:16 am

    Gay.

  • Reply Jordan Green March 26, 2018 at 12:51 am

    I think Rhett's catch phrase is "what are the chances"

  • Reply charlotte March 26, 2018 at 2:02 am

    THEY LOOK LIKE WALLACE AND GROMIT WITH THEIR WIDE MOUTHS

  • Reply Yadiry Guevara March 26, 2018 at 3:08 am

    RHEAA BUTCHER HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES <3

  • Reply nab 6215 March 26, 2018 at 7:54 am

    That was great. V. funny. He won't buy anything. He is THAT cheap.

  • Reply Gabe Jenkins March 26, 2018 at 11:46 am

    Imagine if they got Kendrick Lamar on the show. They are huge fans so it would be pretty funny

  • Reply Rojanski March 26, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Bro even i knew he wanted Rihanna…. 😂

  • Reply The Wolfman Smith March 26, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    Are the two on the right men or women? It honestly could go either way considering the soy bodies the current generation of men have.

  • Reply Kivrin Engle March 26, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    YOU HAVE A TOWEL CAMERON

  • Reply throwingstar09 March 26, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    I turned on auto generated subtitles for shits and giggles and YouTube pretty much gave up for the majority of the video lmao

  • Reply Noni Park March 27, 2018 at 1:56 am

    Link looks so funny XD

  • Reply mario alfonso March 27, 2018 at 11:25 am

    The girl in the blue plaid shirt "literally" looks like Elon musk

  • Reply Arabelle Jorion March 27, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    they look like rhett and link times 2

  • Reply MistyStarDancer March 27, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    Got to love the fact that the auto captions gave up on this episode

  • Reply King Neptune March 27, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    Is the one in blue a boy or girl can't tell

  • Reply Maggie Jones March 28, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Someone should talk to her about her drinking problem

  • Reply Maggie Jones March 28, 2018 at 9:53 am

    They all have amazing hair

  • Reply Elizabeth Hodgson March 28, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Rhett looks like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit 😂

  • Reply Kittycatgamer 141414 March 28, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    What episode does the "Everything is mythical and nothing hurt" reference come from. Or is it just a play of the song Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts? My mom got me the shirt and I have nooooooooooo clue what it means

  • Reply grrraceface SunShine March 29, 2018 at 2:56 am

    If Cameron would lean her head back to drink the damn water…lol

  • Reply lenathewannabetop March 29, 2018 at 8:30 am

    AJAJAJA I LOVE CAMERSON ESPOSITO SMMM

  • Reply Bryce Walburn March 29, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Rhett definitely grinds his teeth

  • Reply Darcey Burton March 29, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    You should’ve named this “the droowlywed game

  • Reply HollywoodDolls March 30, 2018 at 2:32 am

    They do something like those mouth pieces at the orthodontist except they hurt really bad and pull really hard.

  • Reply Aiesha March 30, 2018 at 6:02 am

    I even said link says what the crap

  • Reply Taylor Jaseph March 31, 2018 at 1:23 am

    I got Link's most used phrase correct!!!

  • Reply Angie Rogers March 31, 2018 at 3:04 am

    Why were those things invented

  • Reply Cameron G April 2, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Why is there always the butch chick who tries to look like a man. What an awkward episode

  • Reply Allison Keller April 3, 2018 at 5:32 am

    Cameron looks like a mix of Hannah Hart and Eddie Redmayne 😂

  • Reply Peter Avila April 4, 2018 at 1:09 am

    I love his answer about the billionaire question

  • Reply FluffyPolarBear Jules April 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    OMG!! how did Link not say that Rhett wants to be imprisoned with Rhianna!??!?! Everyone knows that!

  • Reply Book Addict April 12, 2018 at 11:11 am

    You get mouth expanders at the orthodontist

  • Reply Elegant Disarray April 14, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    Best dental damn episode so far 👍😂👍

  • Reply Bathin Nate April 15, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    I thought Link's phrase was " dink it sink it"

  • Reply Planet Matt April 16, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Lol, these blokes are pretty funny… Rhett and Link are hilarious as always…

  • Reply Last Antari May 4, 2018 at 4:17 am

    Oh my god I used to watch GMM so much…

    It’s changed A LOT in four years… heh…

  • Reply pokelover02 May 8, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Can't believe these ladies are only 5 years younger than Rhett and Link. They look so young! O.O

  • Reply Cassidy Cohen May 13, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    OH MY GOSH FAVORITE COUPLE

  • Reply Elliott Hill May 14, 2018 at 3:08 am

    i say what da crap just like link lol

  • Reply Mockingjayvia May 14, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    I KNEW Rhett would say Rihanna for the first one

  • Reply drinndalynn May 18, 2018 at 10:57 pm

    I thought this episode would be good and it ended up being hilarious.

  • Reply hi i’m grace May 23, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    Rhea looks like Tessa Violet woah

  • Reply Olivia Shanks May 29, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    I love Link’s shirt. I want that shirt.

  • Reply Keith McClain May 29, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    Cameron had the funniest facial expressions!😂

  • Reply Nelly Rose June 8, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    I don't get how people can't like this it's pretty entertaining seeing them laugh with the mouth guards in, especially Link since his mouth is already so huge

  • Reply Brienne Harris June 12, 2018 at 6:02 am

    This is my favorite episode ever 😂

  • Reply Sophie Kaira June 13, 2018 at 2:34 am

    they only two gay people are wearing flannel…….

  • Reply Ellie Petrova June 13, 2018 at 11:01 am

    I have no idea what they're saying and it's awsome!! 😂😂

  • Reply Grey Brown June 14, 2018 at 4:41 am

    ngl I'm very proud of myself for getting Rhianna and what the crap right

  • Reply Hooty Poot June 30, 2018 at 5:50 am

    Boo

  • Reply Fumbelly Jones July 17, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    Cameron despacito and rhea 🅱️utcher

  • Reply Pre-Packaged _ July 20, 2018 at 5:03 am

    Lesbians are all horrible people. My husband left me for one of them

  • Reply Adam Steinbach July 25, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Cameron despacito

  • Reply Mech0p July 26, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    are both of these people ale or female I cant tell?

  • Reply Kelsey Brovina August 15, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    Y'all sound like the aliens in Mars Attacks and I love it

  • Reply get out September 8, 2018 at 1:17 am

    the only thing i learned from this is that rhett has small teeth

  • Reply David September 23, 2018 at 6:15 am

    How do all of them have the same haircut?

  • Reply Austin Wilburn October 13, 2018 at 11:24 am

    They almost sound like cone heads lol

  • Reply JonTheArtist November 3, 2018 at 5:36 am

    Their faces are creepy i have to sleep how will i do that.

  • Reply Mia Morse November 17, 2018 at 3:17 am

    "How big is your mouth dude?" 😂😂

  • Reply Joan Radford January 3, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    that made me laugh s hard

  • Reply William Mulrooney January 4, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Oh for goodness sake😒

  • Reply Sally Otley February 8, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    "Rhett and I often act like an old married couple"

  • Reply BaldSkier March 22, 2019 at 12:55 am

    those two were SOOOOO fighting after this episode…..

  • Reply Smokee Mcpot March 29, 2019 at 1:16 am

    ……………..

  • Reply Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop April 10, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Man, these chicks need some makeup.

  • Reply raspberriesr4me :3 April 22, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    I am so disappointed that rhett didn't get "What the crap" right away 😂😂

  • Reply ugly rat June 28, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    2:30 what did link just say?

  • Reply CallOfDutyGamingxx July 14, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Link looks really… scary in this episode.. 😂

  • Reply Marls July 26, 2019 at 4:33 am

    Link’s most commonly used phrase is gagging 😂

  • Reply Olivia Ford July 27, 2019 at 1:56 am

    Anybody else wish that on the billionaire question they both said monster truck

  • Reply Tim Weldon November 1, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Isn't that adam conover's sister lol

  • Reply Myste Smith December 4, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    She does look like she's from Wallace and Grommet 😂

  • Reply Myste Smith December 4, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    They also look like they're from They Live🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Kimmiee Peloquinn December 19, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Binge watching old shows… someone’s comment says they look like the guy from Chicken Run…. she says she thinks she looks like Wallace & gromit lol

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