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The Champions Extra: The Best of Christian Pulisic

February 13, 2020


– I am so pumped to join Chelsea because I was in danger of actually winning things at Dortmund, and that would go against everything the U.S. men’s national team believes in. Bayern Munich Oktoberfest. Ooh. – Absolutely nicht. – Aw! First, the World Cup. Now this!? I don’t get to go to anything fun. – And then there was that 2005 Champions League semi-final against Chelsea. What’s the matter, Lampard? You look like you’ve seen a ghost! – Urgh! Liverpool. Such bloody wankers, am I right? – Dis party is for dummkopfs. – Marco, please! They have a chocolate fountain…just like home. – As your captain, I say NEIN! – He has a chocolate fountain…in his home? – Yes, I’m from Hershey. It’s weird there. – Oh, thank goodness! There you are! My precious little Yankee boy! – Hey zer! – Oh, hi. – You’re ze American kid for Dortmund, right? Chris? – Christian, yeah. – Oh, cool, cool. I’m Jerome. Zis is Thomas. – Oh, please. You can just call me Raumdeuter. – Guten tag! Any of you Englanders want some schweinekrusten? So what’s, like, your favorite thing about the Bundesliga? – I mean, if I’m being honest, I don’t really consider us in ze Bundesliga. – What!? – Yeah…we’re sort of like PSG in Ligue 1. Or Justin Timberlake in NSYNC. – Let’s just say if ze Bundesliga is Baywatch, we’re David Hasselhoff. – He doesn’t know David Hasselhoff. You know why? Because he’s only 20 years old, YOU BAVARIAN CREEPS! – I thought to be accepted at Chelsea, I’d have to do all these British things. It turns out, all I had to do was score a bunch of goals. – I will now investigate the space. – Hey, talk about the Mueller investigation, am I right? This Halloween, I dressed up as a real Premier League man. Hat-trick or treat! So I was sort of hoping that since I am leaving, I wouldn’t have to join Dortmund on stage. Let’s just say the German performances can get pretty out there. – You like our yellow wall. Now, face our wall of noise. WALL OF NOISE!! – You can’t be talking to zem. Zey are all jerks. – You’re not my dad. You’re just bitter because they never wanted you. Germany definitely changed me. But now, I’m in the Premier League so I’m trying to make an effort to understand British culture, innit. So what the heck is up with this Brexit thing? – Christian, stop talking.

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100 Comments

  • Reply Capitano 007 February 11, 2020 at 12:56 am

    Ned

  • Reply Marty D February 11, 2020 at 1:11 am

    🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Guilherme Santos February 11, 2020 at 1:23 am

    Marco Reus is hilarious! 🤣

  • Reply 1dayullsee February 11, 2020 at 1:26 am

    Hahahahahaha

  • Reply Fabián CT February 11, 2020 at 1:32 am

    No one
    Not a single soul

    B/R Football: Christian Pulisic!🙃

  • Reply Maybe Me February 11, 2020 at 1:55 am

    “ugh liverpool, such bloody wankers am u right” lmaooooo

  • Reply Sea Bear February 11, 2020 at 2:03 am

    So brilliant. So so brilliant 😂

  • Reply Ajay SM February 11, 2020 at 2:11 am

    I cant be the only one who thinks pulisic look too cute in the show….

  • Reply Ajay SM February 11, 2020 at 2:14 am

    Whats with the brexit thing
    Christian Stop Talking😂

  • Reply # savage February 11, 2020 at 2:19 am

    We want new episode.

  • Reply John Chierichella February 11, 2020 at 2:21 am

    Innit

  • Reply Diana0rtiz92 February 11, 2020 at 2:25 am

    That would definitely would me ( an American ) in England trying to fit in

  • Reply Obvioustid February 11, 2020 at 2:26 am

    Why does everybody hate him?

  • Reply Scholel February 11, 2020 at 2:31 am

    The way u depict pulisic is Hilarious and I love it.

  • Reply Darwinek February 11, 2020 at 2:33 am

    Not good enough to play for Croatia. Voila! good enough for the soccer country. Good luck Pulišić 😉

  • Reply Blade Barduk February 11, 2020 at 2:43 am

    When when next chapter????

  • Reply Lil Blaze February 11, 2020 at 2:58 am

    I died when he said “innit” at the end 😂

  • Reply TheBatchingis February 11, 2020 at 3:02 am

    Do Klopp and Pep next!!!

  • Reply harsha vishwanath February 11, 2020 at 3:07 am

    Is there or not a season 4

  • Reply Carolina Campos Carvalheiro Campos February 11, 2020 at 3:14 am

    Cartoon more Luka Modrić please

  • Reply NICK Jr February 11, 2020 at 3:50 am

    When are we getting new episodes 😪😭😭

  • Reply Gustavo Marmol February 11, 2020 at 3:57 am

    Please make Best of Guardiola and Klopp

  • Reply Matthew Sanders February 11, 2020 at 4:03 am

    1:35 Pulisic dressed as a chimney sweep, like Dick Van Dyke in “Mary Poppins.”
    https://youtu.be/kG6O4N3wxf8

  • Reply Ruben Gasañol miguez February 11, 2020 at 4:13 am

    Pls subtitles on spanish

  • Reply Christopher Lwamba February 11, 2020 at 4:45 am

    Thomas Muller is the star of this show.

  • Reply michael murillo February 11, 2020 at 4:54 am

    There are more chelsea players other then pulisc.

  • Reply Carol Kibatha February 11, 2020 at 5:18 am

    Innit hahaha😂😂😂

  • Reply J MonMon February 11, 2020 at 5:20 am

    Why are his eyes different than everyone elses?

  • Reply George Dorre February 11, 2020 at 5:39 am

    best of spurs

  • Reply Shantanu Bhati February 11, 2020 at 5:47 am

    Do Harry Kane next

  • Reply 1203 DucLegend February 11, 2020 at 6:15 am

    The White American Shooter

  • Reply FireShadowXD February 11, 2020 at 6:16 am

    Why isn't the champions league that won Lampard, Drogba and John Terry in 2012 in that picture?

  • Reply Sini Step February 11, 2020 at 6:24 am

    ,,Guten Tag! Any of your Englanders want some Schweinekrusten?“

  • Reply Kris February 11, 2020 at 6:31 am

    😂“I’m trying to learn British culture innit”

  • Reply Harry Stormer February 11, 2020 at 6:34 am

    Pulisic: Whats up with this brexit thing
    Lampard: Stop talking
    Everyone else groan

  • Reply KGBgringo February 11, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Best character.

  • Reply Polemosification February 11, 2020 at 7:03 am

    my fav character 😂😂😂😂😂 made me laugh whenever i see him in the chelsea line up

  • Reply Sean Allen February 11, 2020 at 7:19 am

    He’s not even the funniest American on the show (Guzan)

  • Reply Foketheninja 7 February 11, 2020 at 7:22 am

    You guys need to do a Sergio Ramos one

  • Reply T K February 11, 2020 at 7:41 am

    Who wants to see Harry Kane's

  • Reply kelvin mangoma February 11, 2020 at 8:02 am

    Wall of noise

  • Reply STIPEKOŠTIĆ X17 February 11, 2020 at 8:07 am

    He is croatian but He pleys for america

  • Reply Iann Buco February 11, 2020 at 8:32 am

    Please make more episodes and season

  • Reply Nur Aiman February 11, 2020 at 9:04 am

    0:38 I just notice that Reus hair. Is it fake or he isn bold on the middle

  • Reply Camilo Diaz February 11, 2020 at 9:06 am

    Subtitles in spanish please

  • Reply Orson Adam February 11, 2020 at 9:14 am

    I was in danger of winning something at Dortmund and that’s against everything the us National team believes.

  • Reply Luxi February 11, 2020 at 9:22 am

    Me: Mom i want a new The Champions season!
    Mom: No, we have a new The Champions season at home
    A new The Champions Season at home:

  • Reply Pascal Gassner February 11, 2020 at 10:38 am

    "First the World Cup, now this?" :'(

  • Reply DWsMatos February 11, 2020 at 11:40 am

    The Yankee boy!
    To young to know who David Hasselhoff is, you Bavarian creeps! And he also doesn't understand the Brexit thing… 😂

  • Reply sri harsha February 11, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    0:08 no history. So just a piece of paper

  • Reply Nirav Batlada February 11, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    “I was endangered at winning things at Dortmund…Which would go against everything the U.S men’s national team believes in!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Agent I February 11, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Next Best of Robert Lewandowski

  • Reply Miroslav Supek February 11, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Whats name of that german music in backround when he was drunk.

  • Reply Miroslav Supek February 11, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    ???

  • Reply arkan satria hardiputra February 11, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    I love protective Reus

    I wonder how he thought of Christian leaving

  • Reply G Linka February 11, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    00:38
    Marco Reus gets so angry that he literally loses his head!!!
    LMFAO🤯😜👍❗

  • Reply Mridul Sharma February 11, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    next:- Sergio Ramos best Moments

  • Reply Damon Rossouw February 11, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    MAKE A NEW VIDEO GOD DAMNIT

  • Reply Wosymx February 11, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Best of mo salah

  • Reply Aditya Jani February 11, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Kevin

  • Reply Kay Hahn February 11, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Bitt mal wieder neues…und nicht nir den alten scheiss aufwärmen…oder haben Mitarbeiter gekündigt…..

  • Reply Mike hunt 420 the kahoot king February 11, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    The drawing of him looks like coutinho

  • Reply OOSHKAGAMEZ February 11, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    him and lampard were the only characters for Chelsea (not literally).

  • Reply Fubulist February 11, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    Just me a new vid pleae😒 getting bored of this

  • Reply 1 ARM Production February 11, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Pulisic is a cool player and I like him, and as an american, I love how he is portrayed

  • Reply ArtMazing February 11, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Where’s the next episode of the champions we want more it’s SO GOOD

  • Reply Bind Torture Kill February 11, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    Best of Raumdeuter

  • Reply Jeronimo Henao February 11, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    I think the real Pulisic acts as himself or the guy that does the voice is a god

  • Reply Erikali26 February 11, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    I freaking love it! This was hilarious! So many cracks at Bayern, Chelsea, Reus & the English, I 💙💛🖤💛 it!

  • Reply ATS February 11, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    Chelsea Christian is the best

  • Reply Chris Guzman February 11, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    Is Reus wearing a wig?! LMAO

  • Reply Kai.Becker February 12, 2020 at 12:19 am

    Why is he the only one who has black dots for eyes

  • Reply Carlos Bazan February 12, 2020 at 12:20 am

    Overrated

  • Reply Diego Leon February 12, 2020 at 1:12 am

    Why don’t they put Lozano or Jimenez

  • Reply Jeremy Cohen February 12, 2020 at 1:29 am

    “Your just bitter because they never wanted you” so true and so funny

  • Reply Worthy of Mjolnir February 12, 2020 at 2:00 am

    His character is really fun!

  • Reply Shrish Trivedi February 12, 2020 at 2:40 am

    Brexit 😅😅

  • Reply Anselmo Jason February 12, 2020 at 4:34 am

    The true protagonist of The Champions 'cause he is American and B/R is an American media outlet.

  • Reply Jupiter 19 February 12, 2020 at 4:39 am

    Liverpool, such bloody wankers am I right?

    😂😂

  • Reply Alvarado Heisenberg. February 12, 2020 at 5:01 am

    We need a soccer match between all the players.

  • Reply Sam Madzingo February 12, 2020 at 5:34 am

    "I was actually in danger of winning things in Dortmund."😂

  • Reply ovo ovo February 12, 2020 at 7:51 am

    Liverpool such bloody wankers am i right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Asagba Ayodele February 12, 2020 at 11:18 am

    I like how Pulisic's eyes are drawn differently XD

  • Reply Lance Vance February 12, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Who fg care of this guy?

  • Reply Photo GPS February 12, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Yall are pretty big fans of Pulisic 😂

  • Reply madridista sejati February 12, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    When is the season 2?

  • Reply Costin Ilie February 12, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Best offs ?! 😄 Still gold, but guys you are pretty lazy 😂

  • Reply Silver Lion February 12, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Lowkey the best character.

  • Reply Hussnein maksud Haji February 12, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    Cant wait till next week, champions league last 16, hopefully we get a new episode

  • Reply Rey Vick February 12, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Christain Pussylick

  • Reply kayser February 12, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Everybody is thinkin it
    I will say it

    Haaa Keeeeeviiiin😈

  • Reply G Vids February 12, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    ZIYECH IS IN CHELSEA

  • Reply Hasade O February 12, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Pulisic must be loving this 😂😂😂😂 "at Chelsea I'm in danger of winning something"

  • Reply Dorian Belic February 13, 2020 at 3:04 am

    Pulisic is croatian also

  • Reply Muhammad Syah_17 February 13, 2020 at 3:14 am

    2:05

    Some said that he lands on Stamford Bridge

  • Reply Nomfundo Sibisi February 13, 2020 at 5:00 am

    2:06 Christian flewed out of Dortmond

  • Reply 3E Eyo February 13, 2020 at 8:00 am

    Christian, stop talking 😀

  • Reply Jordi February 13, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    What happend with this show??

  • Reply Richie Kkg February 13, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Pulisic.. My boi😂

  • Reply Juan Gomez Roman February 13, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    This video is lit

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