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Johnny the Cricket Song
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
I don’t care if I never get back Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don’t win, it’s a shame For it’s one, two, three strikes your out
At the old ball game Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
I don’t care if I never get back Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don’t win, it’s a shame For it’s one, two, three strikes your out
At the old ball game
RED YELLOW TURQUOISE GREEN BLUE PINK ORANGE PURPLE
♪ ♪ Max and Ruby ♪ ♪ Ruby and Max ♪ ♪ ♪ Max and Ruby ♪ ♪ Ruby and Max ♪ ♪ ♪ Max and Ruby ♪ ♪ ♪ Ruby and her little
brother, Max ♪ ♪ ♪ Max and Ruby ♪ [laughter] ♪ ♪ Stick! ♪ I’m sure there are lots of other
sticks that’ll be perfect for your flipping
chicks to flip onto. ♪ Stick! Oh, sorry Max. Louise and I are on a
very important mission. Today’s the day we
try to earn our Bunny Scout Insect
Expert Badge! Right, Bunny Scout Louise? Right, Bunny Scout Ruby! I’ve got my camera all ready! And I’ve got my Insect
Expert Guidebook! You see, Max, to earn our Bunny
Scout Insect Expert Badge, Louise and I have to find the
most unusual looking insect in the garden… And take a picture of it
for Bunny Scout Leader! Stick! Okay. You go look for your stick,
and we’ll look for the most unusual insect. Good luck, Max. ♪ Stick! ♪ (gasp!) (giggles) ♪ Ah …
Ruby? Yes, Louise? How will we know when we find
an unusual looking insect? Because it’ll look… unusual… You mean, like something
we’ve never seen before? Exactly. We’ll know it when
we see it because we’ve never
seen it before! Like… something likethat? Like what? Louise,
you did it! You found an unusual
looking insect! Yay! We’re gonna get our Bunny
Scout Inspect Expert Badges! Shhh!
We don’t want to scare it away. Oh!
Right, Ruby. According to my Insect
Expert Guidebook, the bug you’ve found is
called a Horned Beetle. Wow! I think Bunny Scout Leader
will be very happy. Iknowshe will! You’re better at taking
pictures than I am Ruby.. Are you sure, Louise? We’re a team!
Right Bunny Scout Rubby? Right, Bunny Scout Louise! Oh, this looks good…… One… Two… — Stick! OH! Max, what are you doing?! Good for you, Max. I guess you
found a new stick. Louise and I just found
what we’re looking for, too: A horned beetle! Right. I was just about
to take its picture, so could you move, please? ♪ (gasp!) Our Horned Beetle –
where did it go? I can’t see it anywhere. It’s gone, Ruby. Now we’re going to have to find
anotherunusual looking insect! Come on Louise.
Let’s keep looking. ♪ Whatisit? According to my Insect Expert
Guidebook, it’s acentipede. It has ahundredlegs! Wow! How unuuusual! Hurry Ruby! Take its picture
before it moves! Okay.
Here goes. Huh? Stick! Max! Iknowyou have a stick –
and it’s a verynicestick – but I’m trying to take
a picture of a centipede. Now, if you’ll just
let me take its picture.. Eeeek!
– Ahhhh! HUH! The Camera was
Facing the wrong way! ♪ Awwwwwwww. Stick! Max, Bunny Scout Leader
is coming here soon and westill
don’t have a picture. (gasp!)
Ruby! Pass me the camera! There’s a really beautiful
butterfly on your head! Thereis? (gasp!) Come on. Let’s follow it and wait for
it to land somewhere else. I’m right with you,
Louise! ♪ Stick! Not now Max. ♪ Don’t let it out of
your sight, Ruby! I’m trying not to,
Louise! ♪ I think it’s looking
for a place to rest! Now’s our chance! My Guidebook says it’s a Spotted
Swallow-Tail Butterfly: “VERY UNUSUAL” Perfect for earning our Bunny
Scout Insect Expert Badge! Quick, take its picture! STICK! [Camera Flash] Max!
I know it’s your stick. But we’re not
looking for a stick, we’re looking for a
very unusual insect! And you’ve
certainly found one! Hello,
Bunny Scout Leader. Well, we did Bunny Scout
Leader, but instead of taking a picture of a
Spotted Swallow Tail butterfly, all I got was
a picture of Max’s stick! I know Ruby! It’s the stick
I’m talking about. The stick? (gasp!/surprised reactions) What is that? It’s called a
Walking Stick! It’s a bug that looks
just like a stick! Walking Sticks are one of the
most unusual looking insects anywhere! You mean…? Congratulations, girls: you’ve earned your Bunny Scout
Insect Expert badges – for finding the most
unusuallooking insect any Bunny Scout
has ever photographed! We didn’t do it alone. In fact, we couldn’t
have done it atall, without
Max and his — Walking Stick! ♪ Launch! ♪ Does it look straight
to you, Ruby? Perfectly straight,
Louise. (giggles)
Perfect! Then it’s time to break our
badminton record! (unsure)
Do you think we can? We’ve never hit the birdie
over the net ten times
in a row before. (confident) I know. We’ll have
to concentrate very hard. Remember the key to great
badminton playing is to keep your eye
on the birdie! (giggling) It’s funny that it’s
called a birdie, isn’t it? Some people call
it a shuttlecock. ♪ Let’s call ours a birdie! (giggles) Ready to break our record? Ready! ♪ One! Two-woooooops. Sorry, Ruby. I kept my eye
on the birdie – all the way up
into the tree! (cheerfully)
That’s okay, Louise. We’ve got lots more. Rocket in position. Ready to launch. Launch! Countdown to rocket launch!
Three … Two … One! Two! Three! Blastoff! (excited)
Launch! Five! Six! WOAH! It’s hard to keep
your eye on the birdie when there’s a rocket
shooting at you! (small chuckle)
You’re right about that, Louise. Oh Max! Launch. (patiently)
That was averynice launch. But Louise and I are trying
to break our badminton record. We need to get ten hits without
letting the birdie fall on the ground. Or land in the tree. So if you just wait till
we break our record, then you can launch
your rocket, okay? Thanks Max. (ever the cheerleader)
Okay, let’s start again. ♪ Launch… ♪ Three! Four! Five! Ah!
Oh no! ♪ (reasoning with him)
Max, could you please keep your rocket and
airplane on the ground? ♪ (sigh) ♪ Thanks, I knew
you’d understand. Don’t worry Max, the more
we play the better we get. We’re going to break that
record in no time! ♪ Launch. Three! Four! Five! We’re half way there! ♪ Launch! Ohhhhh, not again! ♪ (controlled) I believe this
belongs to you, Max. Ruby and I are sooo close
to breaking our record. (realizing)
Close. That’s the problem. You’re too close. Come on, Max. If you play over here, you can
play with anything you want. There.
That should be far enough. Have fun, Max! It’s okay, Louise Max’s toys
won’t interrupt us again. That’s good. I know!
I’m running out of energy. Andwe’rerunning
out of birdies! Then we’d better
makethisone count. This is our last chance. Let’s go! One! Two! Three! ♪ LAUNCH! Seven! Eight! We’re almost there, Ruby! Nine! ♪ Aaaaah! Keep your eye on the
birdie– er, BIRDIES,! I’m trying! There are so many of them! ♪ Ohhh. I completely lost count! I didn’t! I counted sixteen hits! Sixteen?
Really? Uh huh!
You know what that means? It means we didn’t just
break our record — we broke it by a LOT! ♪ And it was all
thanks to Max’s… Launch! ♪ (Humming) Which table do
these go on, Ruby? Ahh! Catch! I can’t play catch
with you, Max. Grandma’s garden party is today,
and Louise and I are helping while Grandma’s
upstairs getting ready. Don’t worry,
I’ve got a surprise for you. Hey, Ruby.
Hey Louise. Hey, Max.Hi, Roger!
(giggles) I asked Roger to come play
with Max while you and I help Grandma. Good idea, Ruby! Uh huh. Grandma’s guests
will be here soon, and we have to get
everything set out. We still have to put out
sandwiches and the punch … And the most important
thing of all… Grandma’s Famous Five
Fruit Fiesta Flan! Yum!
(giggles) So if you two could
play over there, we can finish
helping Grandma. Uh huh.
Ready for a game of catch, Max? ♪ (happy)
CATCH! (chuckle) All right!
Come on. Setting out the plates and
cutlery is kind of like decorating the table,
if you do it right. And we know how to do
it right, right Ruby? Right Louise! (giggle) Don’t forget to put a fork
on top of those napkins. Why? (slightly muffled)
Oh! That’s why! (laugh) Okay, Max. Here’s a few pointers
on how to play catch. First, always try to catch
the ball in the pocket of your glove. The pocket’s this
spot right here. Got it? Catch! Okay, here you go. Nice try Max. Just Hold your glove
a little lower. Don’t block your
view of the ball. Right. You need to be able to see
where the ball’s falling so you can get underneath it
and catch it. Catch. huh, huh. Ok here we go! Catch. You’re catching on. Now I’ll try a harder one. This is another one of Grandma’s
specialties: Sandwich pyramids. I hope they still
look like pyramids when we get them to the table. Waaah! huh! Whew! (excited)
Catch! (patiently) I’m glad you’re
having fun playing with Roger. But maybe you two could play farther from Grandma’s
garden party, okay? Uh huh.
C’mon. Thanks Roger. The guests will be
arriving any minute. We’d better hurry. (giggles) That’s a little far,
don’t you think? (confident)
Catch! Okay.
But remember what I said. Keep your eye on the ball,
and get under it as it drops. Okay, ready? It isn’t easy to hurry with
a punch bowl full of punch! Or with punch glasses! Whoa! Aaaah! wheew… (relieved)
That sure was close. (giggles) Catch! You want everything to go
smoothly for the garden party, right? Well her guests are
about to arrive, and Louise and I still have to
bring out Grandma’s Famous Five Fruit Fiesta Flan! If anything happened to that, her guests would be very
disappointed. So would we! So maybe you two should play
on theotherside of the fence. Just to be safe. Uh huh. Thanks. We’d better Hurry! And now for the
Main attraction! How’s it going down there,
Ruby? Fine, Grandma. We’ve got it all under control. I don’t know what I would
have done without your help! [Knock at door] Oh!
There’s my first guest. Time to put the flan out, girls! Grandma’s Famous Five
Fruit Fiesta Flan! (giggle) This is our most
important job of the day. Everybunny’s coming to the party
just to have a taste of this! I think this is a two-bunny job! And I’m your second bunny! Perfect! Catch! Way over there?
Are you sure? (firm resolve)
CATCH. Okay. Just remember to
stay under it. A little further… Almost there… YAY!
(Cheers and claps) And no signs of
any bouncing balls! It looks perfect! Right this way everyone. ♪ Uh oh… huh? ♪
under the ball! What just happened? Ruby! That was spectacular! You just saved my
Famous Five Fruit Fiesta Flan with your amazing– CATCH!
(cheering) (whistle) (cheering continues) (whistle) (chuckling) UH… AAH! (squeak, squeak, squeak) (squeak, squeak, squeak) (teeth chattering) (whistle) (braying) HMM. (whistle) (crowd cheering) (booing) (whistle) (chuckling) (chuckling) (slurp) (crowd booing) (whistle) (birds twittering) (crowd booing) (whistles, clears throat) (grunting) (grunting, groaning) (whistle) (Muzak playing) ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) (electronic beeping) (crack) (crowd booing) (whistle) (booing) (growling) (crowd cheers) (slurping) (weak whistle) (gags) (whistle) (gags) (crowd cheers) EH? AAH! OH HO! HA HA HA HA HA! (groans) (crowd cheers) (laughter) (Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (air blows) (alarm clock rings) (electric static) (birds chirp) YAHOO! (laughing) (heroic music) ♪ ♪ (machine computes, whirs) (evil chuckles) (maniacal laughter) (alarm rings) (ripping) (crumbling) (cheers and applause) (buzzer sounds) (grumbles) (electric whirring, grumbles) (suction noise) (electric whirring) (grumbles) OH! (chuckles) MM. (evil giggling) OOH, WHOO-HOO! (laughing) (cheers and laughter) (chuckles) (suction noise) (electric whir) HMM? (growls) (whirring) (suction noises) (growls) (beeps) (growls) (coughs politely) HMM? HMM! AH! (splashing) (upset growling) (evil laughing) (suction noises) (electric buzzing) (clicks) HMM, MM, MM. (screaming, whistle blowing) (growling) (growling) (electric static) (grumbling) (giggles) HMM? AH! WHOA, OH! (electronic static) AH! WHOA! (electric guitar jams) ♪ ♪ (whimpers) (cheers and applause) (electric static) (freeze noises) (whirring sputters) AH! (alarm rings) (birds chirp) MM. EH. (branding iron sizzles) (horseshoe creaks) (clanking) (crickets chirping) (alarm clock ringing) (alarm stops) (crowing) (boing) (bright Western music) ♪ ♪ (doors crash) (smack) (doors flapping) (snoring, whistling) (flies buzzing) (mutters) (doors creak) (guitar music) ♪ ♪ (eye shade snaps) (snores) (snoring and whistling) (snaps) (snores) (sniffing) (snoring and whistling) (carrot crunching) (gulps) (whistling) (pants snap) (carrots crunching) (gulping) (whistles) WHOO-HOO! (neighing and laughing) (lips puckering) (mutters) (horseshoes clanging) (nail creaking) (clanks) (clanks) (crashes) (crashes) (feet tapping) (tapping) (wood crunches) (clangs) (neighs and laughs) (cinch creaking) (inhales) (sputtering) (exhales) (laughing) (cinch creaking) (sputtering) (exhales and inhales) (creaking) (saddle pops) (crashes) (air whistling) (thuds) (neighing and laughing) (pulley creaking) (apples crunching) MMM? (gulps) (metal clanks) (reins creaking) NNNH! UGH! (reins snap) (wall thuds) (laughs) (laughs) (knuckles crack) (tractor engine running) HMM? MM! (angry neighing) (reins snap) (angry neighing) (whistle) (sultry music) ♪ ♪ (whistles) (apple crunches) (gulps) YA-HA! YOO-HOO-HOO! (neighing) (laughing) (boing boing) HEE HEE, HEE HEE,
HEE HEE, HEE HEE! (Western-style
Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (bleats) MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT. THE WORLD’S LAST
UNCONQUERED PEAK RISES MAJESTICALLY ABOVE
AN UNSPOILED WILDERNESS. MOUNTAINEERS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH ITS SUMMIT
FOR CENTURIES, BUT SCALING ITS ICY FACE HAS PROVEN TO BE A CHALLENGE. (alarm beeps) BUT STILL IT BECKONS, TOUCHING THE HEARTS
OF COURAGEOUS SPIRITS LIKE YOURSELVES– EAGER ADVENTURERS AND THRILL-HUNGRY EXPLORERS. WHAT DO YOU SAY? GOOD. LET’S GET STARTED. (laughter) WITH JUST A FEW
BASIC NECESSITIES… (whinnies) YOU’LL BE READY
TO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT
CAN THROW AT YOU. THE LIGHTER
AN EXPLORER’S LOAD, THE EASIER
THE CLIMBING WILL BE. IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE
A DEDICATED PARTNER WITH WHOM YOU CAN
TRADE OFF DUTIES SHOULD THE GOING GET ROUGH. (clattering) (laughs) YOU’VE REACHED BASE CAMP– A PLACE TO STOP,
TAKE STOCK, AND CONSIDER OPTIONS
FOR THE JOURNEY AHEAD. WHILE IT MAY BE TRUE
THAT A CLIMBER IS ONLY
AS GOOD AS HIS EQUIPMENT, SOMETIMES YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE TO USE YOUR HEAD FOR MORE THAN JUST
A HAT RACK. THIS IS THE TIME
WHEN YOUR CLIMBING BUDDY CAN TRULY BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND. (laughing) THE MOST BASIC TOOL
IN A MOUNTAINEER’S KIT IS HIS COIL OF ROPE. ITS USEFULNESS IN BRINGING
THE CLIMBER CLOSER
TO HIS ULTIMATE GOAL CANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED. (growling, clattering) (birds chirping) THE MOUNTAINEER’S MOTTO,
“NEVER GIVE UP,” HAS A SPECIAL
MEANING TO SOME, WHO SEEM NEVER TO KNOW
WHEN TO QUIT. BUT TRY, TRY,
AND TRY AGAIN, NO MATTER HOW IMPOSSIBLE
THE ODDS SEEM. MAN AND NATURE AS ONE. WHAT COULD BE
MORE INSPIRING? OR MORE RIDICULOUS? (laughs) (playing Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ BUT THE TENACIOUS CLIMBER
WILL BE REWARDED WHEN HE COMES
FACE-TO-FACE WITH SIGHTS THAT THE LESS-RUGGED
CAN ONLY IMAGINE. YOU CANNOT BUY
THIS TYPE OF FEELING, AND WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO? ANOTHER CREST… ANOTHER TEST… AND AN UNEXPECTED GUEST. (bleating) NATURE HAS GIFTED
ITS MOST AGILE CREATURES WITH THE TOOLS
TO EASILY CONQUER WHAT WOULD CONDEMN OTHERS
TO CERTAIN DOOM. (blows raspberry) ONLY FOOLS WOULD
ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THESE
REMARKABLE CLIMBERS. (whinnies) WITHOUT PERFECT BALANCE, RAZOR-SHARP FOCUS, AND A FINELY TUNED KNOWLEDGE TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, IT’S SOMETIMES BEST
TO LOOK FOR SMARTER, SAFER OPTIONS. (bleats) (both shivering) EXTREME COLD FRONTS
CAN MOVE IN
WITHOUT WARNING, DROPPING TO SUB-ZERO
TEMPERATURES AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE. (wind whistling) BUT A BREATH OF THAT
BITING MOUNTAIN AIR CAN PROVIDE AN EXPERIENCE
THAT CANNOT BE MATCHED
ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET. AH-CHOO! WHAT CAUSES THESE
SUDDEN SHIFTS IN CLIMATE
IN HIGH ELEVATION? EVEN THE EXPERTS
ARE BAFFLED. (bleats) DRIVING RAIN,
RAGING BLIZZARDS. TO ATTEMPT
TO UNDERSTAND IT
WOULD BE TO ATTEMPT TO UNRAVEL
THE VERY MYSTERY
OF NATURE ITSELF. (laughs) OKAY. WHERE WERE WE? SOMETIMES,
IT’S BEST TO LEAVE
THE BIG QUESTIONS TO THE BIGGER MINDS AND SIMPLY TAKE COVER
IN THE SAFE HAVENS
NATURE HAS PROVIDED. (creature roaring) (screaming) (growling) (creature roars) (roars) AT LAST, THANKS
TO PERSEVERANCE, PATIENCE, AND A DASH
OF DUMB LUCK, YOU’VE MADE IT. WELL, ALMOST. (bell rings) (bleating loudly) (rumbling) (screaming) (bleats) GOOD WORK, ADVENTURERS. YOUR WORLD WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME. EACH DAY THAT PASSES WILL LEAVE YOU
LONGING FOR ANOTHER
PERILOUS ADVENTURE, BECAUSE EVERY EXPLORER
BRINGS BACK WITH HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING
FROM THE NATURAL WORLD… (bleats) THAT WILL STAY WITH HIM… FOREVER. (screaming) (bleats)
Sumo Wrestling
(cheering) (whistle) (cheering continues) (whistle) (chuckling) UH… AAH! (squeak, squeak, squeak) EH? (squeak, squeak, squeak) (teeth chattering) (whistle) (braying) HMM. (whistle) (crowd cheering) (booing) (whistle) (chuckling) (chuckling) (slurp) (crowd booing) (whistle) (birds twittering) (crowd booing) (whistles, clears throat) (grunting) (grunting, groaning) (whistle) (Muzak playing) ♪ (crowd cheering) (electronic beeping) (crack) (crowd booing) (whistle) (booing) (growling) (crowd cheers) (slurping) (weak whistle) (gags) (whistle) (gags) (crowd cheers) EH? AAH! OH HO! HA HA HA HA HA! (groans) (crowd cheers) (laughter) (cheers and applause) WELCOME TO THE SUPER,
MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW! WHO’S GONNA PLAY
OUR GAME TODAY? YOU, THAT’S WHO!
THAT’S RIGHT. COME ON DOWN. (applause) YES, YOU! THIS IS YOUR
LUCKY DAY! I SAID THIS IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY. NOW COME ON DOWN. HEY, THANKS FOR
POPPING BY! (fizzing) BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW
TO FINISH YOUR
TASTY BEVERAGE, THEN WHO WILL WIN
OUR GRAND PRIZE? WELL, CHUCK,
OUR WINNER TODAY
WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF
PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE
POWER EXTREME, THE DELICIOUS
NUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK THAT WILL GIVE YOU
EXTREME VITALITY, POWERFUL ENERGY,
AND JUST A TOUCH
OF NAUSEA. YES, PICKLE POWER
WITH ITS MULTITUDE
OF USES WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE
A DREAM COME TRUE. (spurt) WHY NOT RELAX
AND ENJOY A GLASS WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME HANDLES ALL OF YOUR
TOUGH CLEANING CHORES? PICKLE POWER EXTREME,
IT’S PICKLEICIOUS. AVAILABLE AT ALL
REPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES. MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES,
BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES, AND SHOULD NOT BE
TAKEN WITH FOOD. ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME
AT YOUR OWN RISK. (squeals) CHUCK? I TAKE IT YOU’RE IN. GOOD! OH,
I ALMOST FORGOT. YOU’LL BE
GOING UP AGAINST… YOU KNOW HIM,
YOU MOCK HIM… IT’S EL DESTRUCTO! AND HIS MUCH
BRIGHTER SIDEKICK
EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (applause) LET’S PLAY. ROUND ONE. MANY GREAT SCHOLARS
HAVE BEEN PUZZLED BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM. ONE PLUS ONE
EQUALS WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME,
CONTESTANTS. THIS IS A
TRICKY QUESTION. (laughs) EL DESTRUCTO
RINGS IN FIRST. WHAT IS
YOUR ANSWER, EL? (scrawling and murmuring) OH, NO, THAT IS
JUST SO WRONG. IT’S SLIME TIME! I LOVE THIS GAME. ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS! TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND, YOU MUST REMOVE
YOUR OPPONENT
FROM THAT PLATFORM. (air horn blows) AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING, EL DESTRUCTO’S BODY
HAS BECOME A
FINELY-TUNED MACHINE. JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS! DESIGNED TO DISTRACT
AND CONFUSE
HIS OPPONENT, HE CAREFULLY MOVES
IN TO DELIVER THE FINAL– OH, WAIT! WE’VE NEVER SEEN
THIS ONE BEFORE. THAT IS QUITE A FALL. (splat) OUCH, WHAT AN UPSET. ROUND THREE: PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA! OUR CONTESTANT
MUST STAY ON
HIS TOWER TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND. (electronic crackle) EL DESTRUCTO
WASTES NO TIME. LOOK AT THAT
COMBAT-TESTED
PRECISION. WHAT TECHNIQUE. WHAT STYLE. OUR CONTESTANT
SHOULD BE GIVING UP
RIGHT ABOUT NOW. OH, THAT CAME
OUT OF NOWHERE! ROUND FOUR. TREADMILL MAYHEM! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
MAKE IT TO THE
FINISH LINE ON A TRICYCLE
TO COMPLETE THE TASK. OH, AND WATCH OUT
FOR EL DESTRUCTO
AND EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (laughing) (air horn blows) THERE HE GOES,
AND THERE GOES
EL DESTRUCTO. THAT E-Z CHAIR’S
NOT GONNA MAKE
HIS LIFE ANY EASIER. AND HE BETTER
NOT START FEELING
TOO SAFE. EL DESTRUCTO
WANTS TO TIRE
THIS GUY OUT. AND HE’S NOT JUST
CLOWNING AROUND. HE’S AL-MOOSED
DONE HIM IN. THIS IS NOT
THE TIME TO BE
TOO PICKY, FOLKS. (laughs deliriously) SOMEONE PLEASE
STOP ME! NO, SERIOUSLY,
STOP ME! (springs) (cheers and applause) WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT
SURE MADE SHORT WORK OUT OF THIS
OBSTACLE COURSE. BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTO
HAS ONE MORE TRICK
UP HIS SLEEVE: AN ELEPHANT TOSS. OR SHOULD I SAY
AN ELEPHANT DROP? OUCH. ROUND FIVE. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE THE FIRST
TO EVER MAKE IT
THIS FAR! BUT ARE YOU
READY FOR THE
FINAL CHALLENGE? THE GAUNTLET! (audience gasps) (metallic clank) HA HA HA HA! (gulp) READY? GOOD! GO, GO, GO! LET’S SEE HOW
HE FARES AGAINST
THE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER! WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT, I WOULDN’T WANT
TO BE IN THE
CHALLENGER’S SHOES. FOR THOSE WITH
WEAK STOMACHS, NOW WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME
TO TURN AWAY. THIS IS ABOUT
TO GET UGLY. (explosion) (mechanical whirring) IT LOOKS LIKE
IT’S ALL OVER FOR OUR
COURAGEOUS CHALLENGER. BUT WAIT, IT’S THE OLD
CRAYON DUMMY TRICK! VERY CLEVER! THE CHALLENGER
HAS MADE IT
THIS FAR ON LUCK, BUT IT WILL TAKE
MORE THAN LUCK
FOR HIM TO GET PAST THE POOL OF PAIN. IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS. GUMBALLS? HERE’S JUNIOR! HE’S GONNA WISH THAT
HE STAYED WITH THOSE
MASTICATING CROCS NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTO
HAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON. (canon firing) DESTRUCTO IS SHOWING
NO MERCY TONIGHT. HE’S IN THE LANE… AND DRIVING
FOR THE BASKET. AND HERE’S JUNIOR
FOR THE ASSIST. (steam hisses) (laughs) THAT’S IT!
I CAN’T LOOK! (laughing) IT’S ALL OVER NOW
FOR OUR CHALLENGER. (cackling) ALL THOSE DREAMS
OF PICKLEADE NOW DASHED IN
THE ARENA OF ANGUISH. (alarm beeping) OH, THE HUMANITY! WHAT? JUNIOR SEEMS TO
HAVE LOST POWER
TO THE SUIT. I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM
TO PLUG THAT THING
IN LAST NIGHT. (cheers and applause) WHAT’S THIS? (bell dings) UH-OH, THE TARGET’S
BEEN HIT. NO ONE HAS EVER HIT
THE TARGET BEFORE! YOU’VE WON! (cheers and applause) I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WON. THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN. WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN? (wheels squeaking) (gulping) NO PICKLES WERE HARMED
DURING THE MAKING
OF THIS SHOW. (organ playing
Pink Panthertheme) ♪ (cheers and applause) HMM. MM! (cheers and applause) HA HA HA! MWAH. MWAH.
MWAH. MWAH.
MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. HMM? HMM HMM! HMM! (grunting) UHH! (gasping) (grunting) (thud) OHH! (grunting) UHH! (whimpers) DOH! (crash) (rollers clanking) (murmuring) OOOOH! (sheepish laugh) UHH! (grunting) (grumbles) (sheepish laugh) (growls) (whimpering) HYUH! AH! AH! (clucking softly) (chuckles deviously) (imitating chicken clucking) (crows) (worried grunt) (sheepish laugh) (growling) (angry clucking) (panicked clucking) (laughing) (screams) (devious chuckle) (clucking) (crows weakly) (cheers and applause) (gasps) HMM? (yells angrily) (weak clucking) (bell dings) (dinging) HUH? (jazzy elevator music) ♪ (bell dings) (cackling) WHOA OH! (laughing) HUH? HA HA! AHH. (giggling) (cackling) MWAH! HUH? (growling) (blubbing) (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) (crash) (squeaking) (clanging) (cheers and applause) (ring ring) (laughing) (birds tweeting) AAH! (washers humming) (squeaking) (fanfare plays) (shouting) chomp! (clinking) (whistling) (mumbling) (whistling) HMM. HMM? HMM?! (growls) slap! MMM! (giggling) MM-HMM! (giggling) YEAH! (giggling) WHOA! (groans) MMM! (mutters) (straining) AAH! AAH! (change clanks) (cash register bell rings) (magnet whistling) (coins clanking) (laughing) (laughing) (giggling) RRR! AH HA HA! (magnet buzzing) (screams) (buzzing) (laughing) (detergent glugging) AH! (cart rumbling) AAH! AAAAAH! RRR! RRR! HEE! (slurps) (frustrated grumble) (detergent glugging) poof! (bubbling) (detergent fizzing) (rumbling) (tires screech) (music tinkling) HMM HMM HMM HMM! (loud bubbling) (machine rumbling) (groans) (glass squeaking) (water dripping) HUH? (laughs) (bottles squeaking) (giggling) thud! HA HA HEY! HA HA HA! AAH! OHH! (wheels screech) (carts zooming) (foot screeching) (giggling) RRR! (carts buzzing) (whistles) (cart zooms) HA HA! HA HA! (coins clanking) AH HA HA! HA HA HA! HMM? (brakes screech) WHOA HO! (crash) (screaming) (giggling) (taunting laughter) OH. UH… AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! (straining) ring ring UH-OH.
AAH! EEE! AAAAH! OOH! OOH!
OOH! EEE! (sobbing) (doorbell rings) (door creaks) (aristocratic music playing) ♪ (pops, sputters) (laughing) (chuckles) (curtains thud) (dance music playing) (humming) doink! (coughing) (straw rustles) HUH? (chuckling) (chuckling) AAH! (broom creaking) crash! (groaning) (light switch clicks) (spotlight buzzing) (banjo music playing) (humming to music) ♪ (light bulbs shattering) (fire crackling) (whimpering) (blowing) AAH! AAH HA! ding! (groaning) OH! (hook clanks) (straining) screech! (growling) (eyelid snaps) (laughing sinisterly) (paint sloshes) sscreech! HUH? UH… (bucket clanks) (muttering) AAH! crash! (groaning) clank! smack! (sobbing) (laughing sinisterly) (paint sloshes) (cackling) (shadow cackling) (snaps) (pulleys squeaking) screech! (sobbing) UH-OH. (straining) (canvas creaking) thud! AAH! (panting) (laughing) (humming taunting melody) (laughing) (squeaking) (squeaking) (squeaking) (squeaking) (paint gurgling) (gasps) RRR! smack! (shouts) thud! (growling) (toilet flushing) AAH! (woman screams) (chuckles) OHHH! OH! (birds tweeting) (growls) (hook clanks) (straining) (laughing) (paint hisses) (paint spraying) (cackling) AH! HA HA! WHOA! WHOA! (paint gurgling) (growling) OH OH! AAH! OHH! (straining) OOH! (crowd oohs and ahhs) (straining) (paint creaking) (straining) (muttering) (applause) (sobbing) (branding iron sizzles) (horseshoe creaks) (clanking) (crickets chirping) (alarm clock ringing) (alarm stops) (crowing) (boing) (bright Western music) ♪ (doors crash) (smack) (doors flapping) (snoring, whistling) (flies buzzing) (mutters) (doors creak) (guitar music) ♪ (eye shade snaps) (snores) (snoring and whistling) (snaps) (snores) (sniffing) (snoring and whistling) (carrot crunching) (gulps) (whistling) (pants snap) (carrots crunching) (gulping) (whistles) (objects clattering) WHOO-HOO! (neighing and laughing) (lips puckering) (mutters) (horseshoes clanging) (nail creaking) (clanks) (clanks) (crashes) (crashes) (feet tapping) (tapping) (wood crunches) (clangs) (neighs and laughs) (cinch creaking) (inhales) (sputtering) (exhales) (laughing) (cinch creaking) (sputtering) (exhales and inhales) (creaking) (saddle pops) (crashes) (air whistling) (thuds) (neighing and laughing) (pulley creaking) (apples crunching) MMM? (gulps) (metal clanks) (reins creaking) NNNH! UGH! (reins snap) (wall thuds) (laughs) (laughs) (knuckles crack) (tractor engine running) HMM? MM! (angry neighing) (reins snap) (spurs jingle) (whistle) (sultry music) ♪ (whistles) (apple crunches) (gulps) YA-HA! YOO-HOO-HOO! (neighing) (laughing) (boing boing) HEE HEE, HEE HEE,
HEE HEE, HEE HEE! (Western-style
Pink Panthertheme) ♪ MM! (whistle blows) (whistle blows, dog barking) (dog whimpers) (barking) (baby crying) (child laughing) (whistle blows) (whistle blowing) (motor whirring) WHA– (whistle blowing) (laughing nervously) (barking) (whistle blows) HMM? (birds chirping) (whistle blowing) (barking) (alarm rings) (siren wailing) AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! (whistle blows) (laughs) (door opens, closes) (barking) (whistles) (chattering) AAH! AAH! (laughs) (hoofbeats approaching) (horse whinnies) (grumbles) (giggling) (grumbles) (whistle blows, echoes) (laughs) (whistle blows) (laughs) (laughing) HEY. HUH? HEY! (grumbles) (gasps) AAH! OOF. HUH? (laughing) (laughing) (whistles) (horn blows) (laughing) HUH? AAH! (birds chirping) (laughing) (laughing) AAH! AAH! (laughs) AH! MWAH. (laughs) AAH! (whistles) AAH! WHOA! (laughs) UGH. (party horns blow) (technoPink Panther Theme)♪