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Everyone falls before Suzuki and Archer! #njwtl

December 4, 2019

Today’s match… To the winners, it’s just another 2 points,
but to the losers it’ll never be forgotten. I’ll pay back every team we lost to, soon! 近い未来
借りを返してやる俺もリベンジリベンジさせろ
諦めないぞトップに立つために
全力で挑んでるんだランスこれでお前には
ビッグマッチで2度も負けてるいつもいつも
EVERYBODY DIESと言ってるが… 実の所… 燃える闘魂を持った男は
永遠に生き続ける Do you hear the music?
What does it say? What does it say? Huh? What does it say? I’m not really asking you, you bastard! Every one of you will fall. Every one of you… Will die! 俺たちに盾つく奴がいれば
かかってこい！それが今
俺が言いたいことだ誰が相手でもお前ら弱っちい奴らじゃ
相手にならないフィンレー
お前は父親は超えられない全員殺してやる
EVERYONE XXXXXXX DIES

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Teamwork (and bribery) gets you everywhere in World Tag League! #njwtl

December 4, 2019

どうだ！2連勝だそれもこれもレフェリーに
たんまり払ったからだちょっと
みんなの前でバラすなよ優勝は逃してしまったが
残るチームの足を片っ端から引っ張ってやる矢野＆コバナはただのコメディアンだ
でもバッドラック・ファレにコメディは通用しないこいつには
グラネードもバッドラックフォールもある俺はお前らみたいに
ふざけたりしない俺たちが闘ってるのは
新日本プロレスのリングだ！真剣勝負だ！それから… ザ・フレッシュ・プリンス

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Pucker up for FinJuice! #njwtl

December 4, 2019

矢野はもう行ったみたいだから
ノーコメントだずっと順調だったのにこれで2連敗だ
まだ取り返せるはずだフィンレー＆ジュースも良いチームだけど
俺たちの方が強いと思ってる実力では
俺たちに勝てないでも今日勝ったのは
あいつらだ次は必ず勝つハシヅメ！俺たちの得点は？
どういうことか分かってるだろうな？ 20 ということはつまり… 昨日俺が言ったこと
覚えてるな？覚えてるか？俺は約束は守る男だということは…分かるだろ
じゃ、唇の準備はいいか 20ポイント！お祝いだな！ 26ポイントになったらどうなっちまうんだ
冗談だよこれ以上はないビールを買ってくれたら
話は違うかもしれないけどまたメールで叱られちまうかもかもなよっしゃ！
20ポイント俺たちが首位だろ
でも他のチームの勝敗も見張ってる同点一位だけど
EVIL＆SANADAの試合がまだだ今日の相手は誰だ？ EVIL&SANADA いるのか？
返答なしだ SANADA&EVILは
今日試合あるのか？相手は後藤＆カールだろ
恐らく2人を倒し今日で22ポイントになるだろう俺が代わりに取材した方がいい？
なんてなとにかく…
2ポイント差だちょっと待てよ…
ハシヅメ昨日のコメント観たぞ G.o.Dから世界で一番タフでストロングでファストで
セクシーなタッグチームは誰だって聞かれてただろそれでお前の答えは何だった？
G.o.Dって言っただろどういうことだ？
裏切り者！ハシヅメ
俺は傷ついたぞこないだは世界一のタッグチームは
俺たちだって言ってたじゃないか嘘ついたのか？
それともG.o.Dに嘘ついたのか？俺たちに嘘ついたってか？嘘ついたのか？ G.o.Dに
嘘言ったんじゃなくて？今日帰ったらGoogleで
”LIAR”で検索してみろ明日は休みだが
この勢いをキープして福岡に乗り込むぞ次は誰だ？鈴木とマーダー・ホーク・マジカル・ミステリー・ツアー
とかなんとか… またキツい２人が相手だな友達の俺にやらせろよお前がやると痛いんだよ！楽しいじゃん俺の肌はブタくらい
敏感なんだよ俺たちジョークばっかり言ってるけど
このリーグに懸ける想いは本気だ残り4試合だろ？違う 3試合だ
鈴木軍にKENTA＆裕二郎… 悪いけど裕二郎
ターゲットはお前だ NXT時代にKENTAにやられてる
その頃より強くなった俺を見せたいそれで最後の相手は？ EVIL&SANADA あいつらに勝って優勝したら
ヒロシマでハッピー・ビールで盛大に乾杯だ広島中のビールを飲み干してやる
ちなみに俺はお前と違って嘘はつかないからな今日G.o.Dから最強チームは誰だって
聞かれたら何て答えるんだ？フィンジュース見張ってるからなハイタッチ Take care. Tomorrow.

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The drama unfolds with KENTA! #njwtl

December 4, 2019

Damn it! KENTA! I know that you’re just going to
ignore me again. But I won’t give up.
I will beat you and take your NEVER belt. I’m not HIRO. I’m a different TOMO.
I won’t lose you again. Damn. It’s been a while to fight KENTA this much. He’s
got some nerve. You think you’re cool, huh? That’s all the praise I’ll give you. Do you know
who you’re picking a fight with, dumbass? You still don’t get it, do you?
Then, I’ll make it easy. That’s all. Honma & Makabe are just doing the same
crap over and over, aren’t they? Anyway, from all the tag partners I’ve had,
KENTA and I have the best chemistry. Is it because we’re both
Japanese and the same age? Or is it because we’re both heartthrobs? That’s it.
That’s what it is. Hey, what was that? Were you talking to him, alone, again?
Really? You have to explain to me what I just saw.
What was that? Huh? There’s nothing going on
between you and ‘Yu-chan’? Can you please stop call him ‘Yu-chan’
in front of me? This is unbelievable. I saw what I saw… Hey, where’d you get those earrings? Huh? Yu-chan gave them to you? I can’t believe this! How could wear those in front of your boyfriend?
Don’t you want me to trust you? What about those YOSHI-HASHI t-shirts
I gave you for your birthday? You never wore them!
You used that as a dust cloths. But Yujiro gives you a gift
and you wear them in front of me? You two are quite lovey-dovey.
WOO HOO… We really have to think about our future.
My confidence is shaken. See ya. What’s that? Who’s gonna care about this soap opera drama? Nobody really cares. Give me a break. This is awesome, isn’t it? It’s so fulfilling, every day.
It’s the best. Really. So I guess I got too carried away
talking about Ugly and Tomo last night… I forgot to talk about HIRO GOTO. I thought I should say something,
but he hasn’t given me anything to work with. He acts like such a good guy when I pick on him. And the HIRO GOTO followers
root for him so blindly. It’s ridiculous. Really. It’s so stupid.
Come at me. I’m waiting for you. Whatever… But my main point is… Every single time YOSHI-HASHI makes comments, His pupils are dilated.
Isn’t that spooky to anyone else?

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The biggest technical wrestler in the world!

December 3, 2019

Damn it! This is seriously frustrating. This is more than I’m used to handling.
I need a win. やったな！中西はレンガで出来てるのか？
どうやったらあんな強力なパンチを出せる？負けが多過ぎるなあぁ悪いと思ってる今日新技を披露したぞ誰から教わったんだ？先生に教えてもらった誰？マスター・ヒーター！マスター・ヒーター
世界一の先生だよなパンチが強過ぎた新技を出してくれて助かった
さすが世界一のテクニカルレスラーだそれに世界一巨大だそうだ
世界一巨大のテクニカルレスラーだ氷をくれ

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Yano and Cabana are men of few words #njwtl

December 3, 2019

Nakanishi, keep fighting. Don’t give in. Nakanishi, keep going.
Let’s keep getting back up tomorrow. Fight on. Get up. Never give.
Let’s keep getting back, and reach the end. Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!

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Are Dangerous Tekkers going to start their holidays early? #njwtl

December 3, 2019

We lost again.
The results are right there. But our bond gets stronger after every match. We will never give up.
That’s the philosophy of the LA Dojo. That’s Shibata’s philosophy.
We are not done yet. Keep watching us. This is just a waste of time. That punk is too cocky. あの生意気な野郎 But he’s got nothing. That punk. 一体柴田はちゃんこに
何を入れてるんだろうな Punk piece of crap. We call guys like him, ‘little bastard’. He’s nothing but a set of tattoos.
Dumbass. あいつとシングルでやらせろ俺がしっかりシゴいてやるよ生意気なクソガキめ They filled this league up with crap. 今度柴田がまた別の若手を送ってきたら
俺がまとめてボコボコにしてやる Why don’t we just quit?
Should we just sit out, starting tomorrow? 俺たちを
こんなトーナメントになんか出すな This isn’t worth it, even as training. こんなクソみたいなトーナメント
誰も見てないって Let’s go back to Tokyo. じゃパブにでも行こうこんなトーナメントは
海に投げ捨てちまえばいい

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Pinky swear with KENTA you’ll send your support! #njwtl

December 3, 2019

俺のせいだ Sorry. すまない矢野俺のせいだせっかく調子よかったのにこれだけ勝ち越してたのに
躓いてしまったでもまだチャンスは
あるはずだ俺のせいだ Thank you for waiting for me.
Was it long? I’m sorry.
Also, sorry for doubting you last time. Are you still upset? Oh. Good. Huh? Pieter? There’s nothing going on between us. Pieter is just a girl who likes to cosplay
all year. I have nothing to do with her. So, don’t worry about it.
Do you trust me? Then, let’s pinky promise, okay? Give me your pinky. “Pinky promise. If one of us is lying,
we’ll have to carry YOSHI-HASHI’s staff.” “That’s our pinky promise.” No, definitely no!
What the hell? No way. I’d rather swallow a thousand needles. I went on too long last night,
so I’ll make this short… Let’s sit down. Yesterday…
It’s such a pain to follow all of these guys… Did you see Tomo’s and Ugly’s comments? TOMO was furious.
Did you see what he said? What was it? Something like, “Backstage this and
backstage that…” in that cute little voice. But he noticed me, didn’t he? That means I’m officially good at
backstage comments. Even TOMO approves. That’s definitely a great honor. He’s basically admitting that I’m
on another level than he is. I guess I’m a better entertainer than him, right? It’s almost like he accepted defeat. TOMO, can you way a little bit longer for me?
Just give me a bit more time. Also, the ugly one, who does he think
he is, talking about me like that? He was like, “I would fight him but
I’m focussed on TAG LEAGUE right now…” I didn’t even call him out.
It’s like being turned down without even asking. Give me a break, really. Also… Whatever TOMO says never sounds convincing
because of his partner. His useless partner. His partner has nothing, in his entrance,
in his fight, even after the match. He’s got nothing. He’d better figure
that out before he talks to me. Then they would sound convincing.
Take a look around you first. Really. If I keep going, then everybody will complain.
So, I guess I should finish here. Anyway…
My point was… Am I the only one to notice that YOSHI-HASHI
constantly touches his hair while talking?

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KENTA and Goto explode backstage in Korakuen! #njwtl

December 3, 2019

I’m completely set on running
to the end with Henare. His fighting spirit motivates me.
That’s what keeps me going. While we still have more league matches,
I’ll still come up with more team names. 闘いのドラムの音が鳴り響いてる… それはまるで
止まることのない俺の闘魂のようだ鼓動が高鳴る限り
闘い続ける What was that, Goto?
I’m not involved in your guys’ business. Why would he beat me up again?
Yesterday and today… You’ve got a nice top on.
What’s that? Pretty cool, huh? My TOKYO PIMPS T-shirt is on sale now. THE TOKYO PIMP T-SHIRT Everyone, please buy it. Okay? That was scary, wasn’t it? That’s Goto, for you. You okay, Pieter?

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KENTA has a lot to get off his chest! #njwtl

December 3, 2019

Long time no see, huh? I’m sorry I didn’t come see you. But you do you know why I didn’t contact you? Actually, I saw something the other day…
You were talking with Yujiro, alone. Oh, Yu-chan didn’t mean a thing to you? But you must have been close, to call him that. Huh? I’m not upset. I’m not jealous.
I just don’t get it… There’s really nothing between you two? Okay. I’ll trust you, this time. What is this?
Where is this going? I’m not even sure if this is a fantasy video
or not? Where’s it going? This doesn’t have to become a thing. It has been a while.
Let’s sit. A lot has happened since
the last time we spoke. First, we should talk about what happened today. TOMO…
It’s been a while… That was dreamy. Did we win or lose?
Me and Yujiro don’t sweat the small stuff. I don’t get live and die by that. I’m in the moment.
It’s been a while to see TOMO… It’s been a while to hear TOMO’s entrance music.
It starts with a barking chihuahua. It was nice to hear that again! It was very cool.
And YOSHI-HASHI… I’ll say this, he looks ugly, from afar… And when you get closer to him,
he’s still ugly. He’s seriously ugly. I don’t get it.
But after all, ugly is ugly. But there’s someone else… GOTO HIRO. He’s getting the hang of it.
He’s not just talking about Tag League. Don’t worry about small things.
I’m picking a fight with you. Did you see what he said on Twitter? Twitter… Lately, he’s trying to be more funny.
He’s showing his… Personality… He’s showing it. Really. But I don’t even follow his Twitter. His Twitter… Follow… It’s kind of a pain to remember to check. But he’s getting hang of it.
That’s great! Or else it’s not fun. I’ve talked so much, it has been a while. I was that happy to see you, after so long. But, my main point is… Even though I saw YOSHI-HASHI’s pole up close,
I still don’t get it. As expected, they don’t have it.
That’s not a surprise. One only cares about his entrance and the other
is only here to make backstage comments. But we picked up 2 easy points tonight,
right YOSHI-HASHI? Absolutely… KENTA… He keeps complaining about me
but I guess he’s just interested in me. He must really like me. Whether you have a title or not,
I’m always ready to fight you. Also, I’ve said this before,
me and Ishii are here to win this thing. The difference in focus of both teams
showed in the result. Whatever you want to keep talking about,
the results say it all.

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