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WRESTLING PRACTICE

October 9, 2019

That’s the ring. People really get destroyed in this. Legit full-size why not? That’s what it’s all about you gotta raise production value. Joe this is your last BTS? Well actually probably yeah. Do you have any final words? I mean I Don’t know like it’s gonna be weird I Know you wanna fight, no you want to go in Arisa popping yes Arrest me someone’s gonna arrest me. I don’t like you like that I won Second unit Technically undefeated Hey, I got candy They’re called chocolate cluster bombs you’re like Their life get a pop rocks with chocolates fucking disgust, and then we also have some various chocolates that are really cool They’re on sale taco chocolate you got a fry and ketchup chocolate yet Peanut butter and jelly chocolate and popcorn chocolate you can see the pop rocks like on the chocolate Chocolate good. I don’t know I’m gonna try first for your sake Is there mold is there mold on this yeah, I won’t have been sitting out for it All right go package these Don’t work. Don’t work. Are they supposed to do it supposed to be like pop rocks. There’s to push the pop Cluster bombs exploding work pretty crisp serious. There’s no pop at all Nothing, maybe one of these well you can have some kind of reaction. This is peanut butter and jelly chocolate Oh I Can kind of smell the peanut butter and jelly over this oh my god, it’s inside no way hmm oh It’s popping mine’s popping That’s weird. What is that? Why the fucking people fuck with chocolate. It’s peanut butter and jelly Mm-hmm the jelly is not good at all so processing the last thing I mean it Shocks me is it yeah chocolates compare enjoy chocolate yeah Drill them this just weirds happening construction Yeah block a popcorn chocolate it sounds good. You can see it in there What has become of FYE Selling various stupid chocolates, it’s like salty you later. Yeah What the fuck you don’t like it no, I guess I just like salt with chocolate Yeah, no one’s gonna fuckin eat that Here’s this taco chocolate Choco chocolate ground beef No idea what’s in that what the fuck? Just like can’t you talk about what there’s chocolate in it, how could it? Mean taco, I’m gonna taste like taco when there’s chocolate involved. No I didn’t taste like chocolate Oh Brian ketchup chocolate oh I Don’t like that if there’s like barbecue barbecue droplet it does is a barbecue oh Here you go James hates. These a sure is Handling them Salty chill it’s gross not bad Trevor actually took the whole popcorn bar I mean, it’s just like just like salty chocolate No probably I swallowed it what the fuck how does that work? No it’s like delayed reaction or something got old There’s no popping It cannot pop in for me You’re look like you’re falling We fix my underwear first Oh Why you shoot a sit-down well Wow yeah asking the suck man, that’s what they that’s kind of like what they do Yeah, that’s like this Can you at least get off the mat, it’s fucked up dude he actually hurt yourself, man You supposed to like distribute you a rate or something like having fucking I guess Still through your legs yeah Sure very dull pain in my lower back. This isn’t it for professionals You know it’s probably the most awkward fall. I’ve done and it really fucking hurt Hey guys welcome to behind the scenes where we give you everything raw about cow chop, I’ll be here with Joe Joe you’re here with us Yeah, right like the real deal the real deal my name, cuz we just we just got them Yeah, we just got done filming the wrestling thing so people might be discussing whether or not his Undertaker like retirement is for real Which right it is in a way? because Joe is Formerly going to be going off and doing his own adventures in life I believe he wants to finish up college you want to do a lot of stuff on his own on get that college credit It’s hard. It’s a hard decision, but is it is it your decision? Yeah, okay. I just I didn’t know you were kind of like because it’s not like you’re like Oh is a hard decision. I was at You sure yeah, I’m knocking I’m a I’m not getting fired yeah I guess we we didn’t really do a thing with Aaron When we were leaving cuz we were in the middle of the Los Angeles And it was my choice for this specifically to write him off in a skit fashion with the Undertaker style Retirement cuz I thought that would be kind. I thought was pretty cool. I thought it was kind of something that like I would Use for the wrestling thing to you know really make that series kind of special I guess so didn’t really want to do anything fancy, but in a way It was kind of fancy, but you you didn’t want like a video or anything anymore like yeah Yeah, I thought that’d be like corny like I feared more like a genuine just like goodbye kind of thing rather than like you know The fans are gonna. They’re gonna miss you, dude. Yeah, I mean I’ll miss them I mean definitely crazy you like I’ve been doing this for what three years but Yeah So I guess while you’re here What what has been your favorite and least favorite part about being on couch? Ah I think my least favorite was probably Like inhaling all the toxic fumes that okay, so those are yeah probably that I thought you’re gonna say like the pay Then no what about the shit Michelle shit no That wasn’t that like I mean it was bad. It was your shit. Yeah It wasn’t like it wasn’t par, but I guess that was his shit. Wasn’t it well. It was like everyone’s shit. Yeah It was a mixture of everyone shit. I sure there was shit. I think my favorite thing was probably like just Getting like people’s reactions like when we go out and just do crazy shit and just seeing like Like I guess like one I remember is like when we did the Avengers skit And we went to the gas station and like I was like filming this guy and he’s looking on you guys like Like what the fuck is going on kick the other grocery store Yeah, yeah that like this is this so many different times like I never thought like we just get kicked out or whatever But yeah are gonna keep doing YouTube stuff you think I don’t know I mean I probably won’t be doing YouTube like probably do other things Yeah, do us do some other stuff no side projects you can link yourself off to no probably not okay. I’ll be uh Maybe eventually I’ll come back like do a cameo or something on the channel Yeah, hopefully if circumstances You know change or anything like that you can come right back into the fold or anything like that? Obviously, you know I’m gonna miss you the most. You know I miss you dude cuz this sucks, but yeah Yeah, he’s been with me for so long. He knows actually what what T is like 2004 I guess yeah, it’s like 13 years 13 or 14 years It’s pretty long, but hey we back. Yeah as soon as he yeah It’s not like I don’t want to be like a goodbye Kind of thing even though like I am going cuz I’m sure that’s literally what this is I mean it is a goodbye I don’t like saying go get a degree, which is what like business or something like that? He’s gonna realize a business They’ll give me the coal instead of me giving him the call, and then we’ll see where it goes yeah. He was owner Yeah, I’m me. I’ll definitely keep up with everything All right, buddy well thank you for Being with us, you’ve been fun everyone loves you I guess if you want to take any snacks on the way out. Yeah, yeah Well like not all of them because I don’t think we have any left It’s like none laughs. You don’t have any stash ever said yeah All right It’s hard to say bye, but yep. I’ll be back eventually There you have it Joe. We’ll be back eventually yeah Hey guys, I know this was a pretty depressing video, but I know you guys are wondering about my feelings towards all this and I’m gonna be okay It’ll be okay sitting here at this picnic table eating by myself now I’m pretty confident that Joe’s going to go and get his degree and Maybe you guys will see him again someday. I’m just just eating myself away now because I’m I’m depressed But hey you can check out some of these other videos that may or may not have Joe in them Um that’s all there really is to say man. We’re gonna miss you, buddy. I hope you see this and I’m just eating text mix now to drown. My sorrows. I just really miss you ma’am

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Drop the Mic w/ Kevin Hart

September 29, 2019

(APPLAUSE)
>>GET ON YOUR FEET AND GET READY TO FREAK OUT, IT’S JAMES
CORDEN VERSUS KEVIN HARD IN THE DROP THE MIC.>>DROP THE MIC. NOW GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES, THE
LYRICAL JUGGER NAUGHT CORDEN!>>James: AND KEVIN HART! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, JAMES AS HOST, YOU GO FIRST.>>DON’T GET NERVOUS.>>James: DO I LOOK NERVOUS?>>HE NOT READY.>>James: YOU GUYS SHOULD
ENJOY THIS SMILE ON HIS FACE BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO GO. ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A BEAT. WHERE IS HE? THERE HE IS? I FOUND YOU, KEVIN HART, THERE
ARE NO SMALL ACTORS, BUT YOU’RE ALL SMALL PARTS. ♪ YOU’RE ADORABLE, LOOK AT THIS
GUY, YOU’RE SO LITTLE WHEN YOU SMOKE WEED YOU GET JUNIOR HIGH. GET HARD, RIDE ALONG, RIDE ALONG
2, YOU’RE GREAT AT BEING IN MOVIES WITH PEOPLE MORE FAMOUS
THAN YOU. ♪ WHY WOULD YOU STEP STO ME I
WHEN YOU YOU KNOW I DESTROY YOU MIGHT THINK LIKE A MAN BUT
YOU’RE BUILT LIKE A BOY.>>I GOT YOU THIS.>>YOU GET THAT OUT MOOF FACE. YOU GET IT OUT MY FACE.>>James: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.>>OKAY SO WE GOING TO TAKE IT
THERE, HUH?>>James: OKAY, GIVE ME A
BEAT. JAMES CORDEN THINKS I LOOK LIKE
A KID, I MIETD BE SMALL, BUT PIE BANK ACCOUNT’S IG. I ADD ADMITTED MOST PEOPLE ARE
NICE BUT TO YOUR IS BUT THEY GET HOME AND REALIZE YOU’RE NOT
RICKY GER NICE, NOW YOUR CAREER HAS YOU SINGING WITH NICK JOHN
AS, YOU’LL BE BACK ON BROADWAY SOON, I’M NOT PLAYING, YOU BE
YOU’LL BE HOMELESS. CARPOOL CARE YOKEE, HOW LONG
THAT LAST. HOW DO YOU RAP WITH YOUR HEAD UP
LIN MANUEL’S ASS.>>James: KEVIN HART THINKS HE
GOT IN A ZINGER BUT NOW YOU’RE GOING TO FLOP HARDER THAN THE
WEDDING RING ARE YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT, HIS MOVIE WITH
JOSH GAD, IT’S FLON KNIT FLEX FILED UNDER UNWATCHABLY LAD. I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE
MONEY TOO. BUT YOU PROBABLY SAVE A LOT BY
WEARING CHIERN’S SHOESK I’LL RUIN YOU WITH MY RHYMES, THIS IS
MY TURF, DELET YOUR ACCOUNT, GO HOME JOKEY SMURF.>>JOKEY SMURF IS NOT EVEN A
SMURF.>>James: YEAH, HE IS, I’M
LOOKING AT HIM OKAY, LET’S GO YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH JAMES
CORDEN, LATE NIGHT BORE DOM, HE’S NOT IMPORTANT. I MAKE MOVIES WITH THE ROCK,
YOU’RE FINISHED. YOU WORKED WITH MER ILL STREEP
FOR WHAT, LIKE FIVE MINUTES. YOUR RESUME’S A JOKE, WHERE TO
BEGIN, INTO THE WOODS, IT’S MORE LIKE INTO THE BARGAIN BIN. YOU’RE A LOSER, NO WAY YOU ARE
GONNA WIN, YOU’RE THE PERFECT HOST TO MAKE JIMMY KIMMEL FEEL
THIN. THAT’S A GOOD JOKE.>>TALK ABOUT THE OLD JIMMY
KIMMEL. NOT THE NEW JIMMY KIMMEL, THE
OLD JIMMY KIMMEL.>>James: FUNNY BECAUSE I’M
LOOKING AT THE OLD KEVIN HART. OH, HE’S SO ANGRY, YOU MAD, HOT
DAMN I FEEL LIKE I’M BATTLING BLACK YOSEMITE SAM. THANKS TO CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE,
YOU’RE NOT COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT, BUT HERE IN THIS
BATTLE YOU’RE TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT. I HOPE YOU THANKED THE ROCK,
HONESTLY, BECAUSE OF HIM YOU’RE IN A MOVIE PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY
SEEVMENT YOU’VE HAD QUITE A CAREER, BUT NOW REAL TALK,
YOU’LL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO’S NOT CHRIS ROCK.>>OKAY. STOP. HE WANT TO– STOP, OKAY. CHOCOLATE DROPA THERE’S NO
STEPPING TO ME, YOU SANING WITH CHILI PEPPERS, TONIGHT YOU
SHOULD FLEA. HE TRIED TO WIN DROP THE MIC,
THIRD TRY, HE PICKED A BLACK DUDE, GOOD JOB, WHITE GUY. CONGRATS ON A NEW GHOSTBUSTERS,
I’M A FAN, EXCITED TO HE YOU RETURN AS THE MARSHMALLOW MAN. WITH THAT CHRIS ROCK LINE, YOU
THINK YOU’RE SWEET, I FILL FOOTBALL STADIUMS, YOU BARELY
FIT IN A SEAT.>>Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. WELL, WHO IS YOUR WINNER? IS IT JAMES CORDEN? OR IS IT KEVIN HART? WINNER, KEVIN HART!>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK.

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Custom sneakers for Goldy Gopher

September 5, 2019

My name is Chris Hui and I’m
a custom sneaker designer. [music playing] These
custom sneakers are inspired by all the crazy Goldy
Gopher fans out there. We’ve got the back maroon and
gold striping inspired by the U of M overalls that
everyone rocks on game day. We’ve got the big “M” logo
on the front of the toe and then there’s the fake
gopher fur swoosh on the tongue, and of course buck teeth at
the top to top it all off. [music playing] There’s kind of
been a recent trend towards wild and loud and crazy clothing
and shoes are part of that. Back in the day, Nike
just released white shoes with a red swoosh or something,
there wasn’t anything all that unique out there. So then there was
a group of people who just decided they were going
to take it into their own hands and start customizing
their own things, kind of like anything in life. I think with , you know, the growth of the internet there
are sneaker dedicated forums where everyone can share this
stuff and it just started to explore it a little bit. I’ve worked with Nike, other
people have worked with Nike and they’ve acknowledged
that it’s kind of an aspect of the whole sneaker industry. So, it’s pretty of cool
to look back and see where it’s come from, but it’s
still maintained the underground aspect of it where people would
rather have people believe that they’ve got this exclusive
pair of shoes and they can try to figure out where I got
them from, other than knowing that I painted them
because it’s fun being able to talk with them all. People will be like– dude
where did you get those shoes? And I’ll just tell
them I painted them and they say– you did what? It’s kind of fun to explain it. There’s a lot more
knowledge and insight and effort I put towards
trying to brand myself and building my network and definitely building
my internet presence and my global presence. When I came to school I
didn’t have a Facebook page or a Twitter, maybe that’s because those things weren’t
quite as prominent then, but definitely kind of
looking through companies and seeing all the different
techniques the most successful companies have used and our case
studies in class have been nice and trying to, not
just replicate it, but tune it to my business
and see how I can use that kind of thought process. [music playing] Goldy’s
going to break these shoes out at the national mascot
competition in Disney World for the first time
and he’s going to breaking every
other mascot’s necks by having the coolest
shoes at the competition. [music playing]

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Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

August 30, 2019

ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD
THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE
DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD
SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT
DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING TO GIVE YODEMOI’M
GOINDEMO GIVE YOU THE BIRD SALIVA,DEMOY. WHICDEMOM STILL NOT ENTIRELY
SUDEMOOW THEY GET IT. DEMOGHTER)
DEMO.>DEMOS.>>James: HEARDEMOYOUR
QUDEMOON.>>DEMO.>>JamesDEMOM, YOU HAVE A VERY
DEMOIONABLE FAMILY.>>YES KNS KENDADEMOKYLIE,
COURTDEMO CLOAIE, KRIS. RANK THEM FROM BEDEMORESSED TO
WORSTDEMOSSED.>>OKAY, BEST DRESSEDEMOWOULD
SADEMONDALL.>>JamDEMOYEAH. GDEMOTH THAT.>>SECONDDEMOOULD GO FOR KRIS
JEDEMO.>>JaDEMO YES.>>THIRD KDEMONEY.>>JDEMO: OKAY.>>NO, NO,DEMO YEAH, KOURTNEY. FOURTH, KYLIEDEMOO, OKAY,
FOURTH– DEMOONE BEFORE CAN BE KYLIE THDEMOOURTNEY. AND THEN DEMOE. SHE’S GOING DEMOILL ME. DEMOames: CLOAIE
WORST– KHDEMO WORST DRESSED. ALL RIGHT, SO KIM, DEMOCAN PICK
SOMETHING FOR ME TODEMO.>>ARE THESE LIKEDEMOAL, LAKE
CADEMOU REALLY EAT A SCORPION DEMO IS NOT POISONOUS.>>James: WELL, LODEMOLIKE
WE’RE ABOUT TO FINDDEMO. DEMOKAY. WHICH GUEST DEMOHE SHOW HAS BEEN
DEMOBIGGEST JERK. (DEMOHTER)
>>YOU CAN SDEMOT.>>James: I MEDEMO I KNOW
EXACTLY WHO IDEMO. THDEMOIS NO WAY ON EARTH I’M
DEMONG IT.>>E-W DEMOI WANT TO THROW UP
FDEMOOU. OH DEMOOD.>>JaDEMO OKAY. KIM, I APPROXIMATE GDEMO TO GIVE
YOU TDEMOULLPENIS. DEMO.>>THE PENIS IS REALLYDEMOLL. (APPDEMOE)
UNLESS IT’S ALL CDEMOED UP.>>James: DEMOY KAYNE. KIM,DEMOT IS ONE OF KAYNE’S
HABITS AT HOME TDEMOYOU WISH YOU COULD GET HIM TO STODEMOING?>>DEMOTHIS IS SO EASY.>>James: OH REALLY, DEMOWE
THOUGHT DEMOOULD BE DIFFICULT, DEMON.>>HE FALLDEMOLEEP EVERYWHERE,
AND IT GETSDEMOLLY EMBARRASSING WHEN WE’RE IN LIDEMO PARENT
TEACHER CDEMORENCE. OR DEMO A DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENT,
OR AT A MEETING THDEMOE IS LIKE BRINGING ME TDEMO MEET LIKE
FASHION DESIGNDEMOAND THAT I HAVE NEVER MEDEMOFORE AND THEN
HE’S SNODEMO AT A RESTAURANT. AND I BLAME EVERYTHING ODEMOT
DEMO EVEN IFDEMOHASN’T TRAVELED IN
LIKE A YEAR, I’M SO JDEMOAGGED I GET, I DEMO TO COVER UP FOR HIM.>>JaDEMO HE JUST FALLS
STRAIGHDEMOLEEP.>>HE STDEMO NODDING OFF. AND IDEMOUST LIKE– ALWAYS THE
KICK OR DEMOPINCH.>DEMOmes: LIKE WAKE UP,
MR.DEMOT. DEMOES.>>James:DEMO’RE VERY GOOD AT
THDEMOAME. DEMO. KIM, WHATDEMOLD YOU LIKE — WHAT
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TODEMOST ON.>>I WILL GIVE YOU DEMOBIRD
SALIVA, RIGHTDEMOFRONT OF YOU.>>JaDEMO OKAY. DEMORIGHT.>>OKAYDEMOMES.>>JamDEMOYES.>>WHODEMOYOUR LEAST FAVORITE
KADEMOHIAN?>>DEMOes: HANG ON.>>OR IT IT CAN BEDEMONER,
KARDASHIAN JENNER, SHOULDDEMOIVE DEMOTHAT?>>DEMOs: WELL, HANG ON. I’M TRYING TO THINK WHDEMOS BEEN
DEMOHE SHOW. YOU’VDEMOEN ON THE SHOW.>>UHDEMO.>>JDEMO: KHLOE HAS BEEN ON
TDEMOHOW.>DEMO-HUH.>>James: ODEMOO, WELL, I
KDEMO EASY, KYLIE JENNER, SHE PULLED OUT OF THE SHOW, DEMOWAS
GOING TO COME, SDEMOIDN’T COME, [BLEEP]DEMO, SHE’S THE WORST. (ADEMOUSE)
DEMO. WDEMO SHOULD WE GO– ALL RIGHT,
I’M GOING TO GIVE YDEMO SARDINE SMOODEMO. YOU LOVE A SMOOTDEMO LIKE A
GREEN JUICE, JUST WITDEMORDINES DEMOT. DEMO. KIM, THERE HAVDEMOEN LOTS OF
RUMORS ADEMO YOUR SISTERS KHLOE AND KYLIE BEING PRDEMONT. DEMOLAUSE)
ARE THEY TDEMO YES OR NO? OHDEMOGOSH! [BDEMO] WOW.>>THE AFTEDEMOTE, I HAVE TO GO
TO DINDEMOAFTER THIS.>>DEMOs: WE’VE GOT A WHOLE
DINDEMOHERE. DEMO HODEMOS THAT? DEMOO [BLEEP] DISGUSTING.>>James: DEMORIGHT. DEMO. IT’S YOUR CHANCE NOW DEMO OKAY.>>DEMOT’S FOR THAT YOU GET THE
COW’DEMONGUE.>>JameDEMOH MY GOD.>DEMOILL RECOVERING.>>James: DEMO.>>JAMES, YDEMOAVE TWO SISTERS,
WHO IS YDEMOFAVORITE? DEMOames: WHO WROTE THAT
QUESDEMO? I DO HAVE TWO SISTERS, ADEMOA
ADEMOUTH. THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTHDEMOOULD
EVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM
DEMO. THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS ODEMOLL
YOUR GUDEMOGIVE IT UP FOR KIM KARDASHIDEMOEST, WE’LL BE RIGHT