Johnny the Cricket Song
Johnny the Cricket Song
Patlu, now this is a problem, this cat has cut our way, now our day will not be good. I don’t know whether I will get to eat samosas today or not. This is all nonsense. Nothing happens when a black cat cuts the way. She is also as innocent as other animals. Thank you Patlu, I felt good to hear that. Can you both please help me? This cat is speaking. I am sure she is a magical cat. Run, Patlu run. Meow!!!!! Wait, Motu Patlu…. Wait…. Please leave us cat aunty. Forgive us. Let us go. Help… Help… Please Motu Patlu…Help….. Meoww…… Bohh…… Help…..!! Hey cat aunty, why are you crying? I am not a cat. I am a red fairy. But you are a black cat then how can you be a red fairy? Booohhh…..!! It is a long story but I will tell you in short. A magician cut my hair braid and turned me into a cat. My whole power was in my hair braid. If you can get me back my hair braid then I can become an fairy again. Will you both help me? Yes, sure. We will help you. But how will we get your hair braid back? The black magician has attached it on his head. You will have to get it back either by defeating him or by fooling him. Meow !!! We will take our friends along with us. Four are better than two. Ok red fairy, tell us where is this black magician? Listen carefully. I will tell you. meow… Oh lord… How much more have we to walk? hope the black cat dint fool us? The red fairy said that we will find an apple tree from which we have to pluck a special apple But we are not able to find that apple tree. Chingam sir, I am thirsty, please give me water. Oh god…. Take It right now. Even I am thirsty. Motu, look there, an apple tree! We reached this tree with so much difficulty, but there are so many apples on this tree. Now tell me which one should we pluck? Look there, there is a black apple, we need to pluck that one because all others are red in color. Oh lord…. Motu…. Catch that apple. Yeaahhhh!!!!! Big brother, you are making us run so much. Are you going to make us complete the whole world tour in a day? Now stop it. It’s enough. Yes, it’s enough. I was just showing you the way. Friends now you have to find the way ahead by yourself. You have to cross this river and then you will find the way. Oh lord.. Such a long river! How will we cross it? It is so deep! Now I am leaving. If you find any problem ahead then face it with a smile. Oh god.. One problem is not over yet and another is ready. Hey Motu, my brother, what are you doing? Who laughs after seeing the snakes? Big brother, Porcupine had said that face the problem by laughing at it. So I am laughing at the problem. Motu is right. Come one everyone laugh. Why are you all laughing?hisssss We have learnt to face the problems by laughing at it. I must agree to the fact that you all are very courageous. Go and achieve your goal. Is someone there? Hey, this is what I’m asking. You give reply to my question. Here I am. Here I am. Here I am. Where here …. Come behind me. Oh god I had gone mad to follow you guys. Don’t be scared. The black magician has sent me here. Follow me. Why have you all come here? We were just passing by so we thought of meeting you. Oh! So you came all this far, by passing the river of snakes, just to take a walk around? Hahahaha… Soldiers! Hey! What are you doing? Get us out of here. Tell me the truth or else I will cover the well with the lid. The red…… What are you doing Motu? If we tell then our mission will remain incomplete forever. OK. We have come from Ladakh. Why? We have come here to compete with you. I am a greater magician than you. Ohhh….!! So this is the matter. Take it now. Abraka dabra Hey! What are you doing big brother? Are you showing us magic or hitting us? I showed you this much. Now you show me something. Idea!!!! Idea!!!! What type of magic is this? Anybody can do this. Ok big brother. Then you do it and show us. Ok. Abra ka dabra… Show me some other magic. Good one…. Ok. I will attach my tiny pig tail on your head and your pig tail on my head. What’s new in this? Even I can do it. You can’t do it. I can do it. You can’t do it. Take..Aabra ka daabra … Ok big brother, bye, our work is done. We are leaving. We got red fairy’s pig tail. You cheaters, you can’t run away. Soldiers…!! Hey red fairy, here is your pony tail. Motu Patlu you all are very brave and very generous. Make a wish … Red fairy, just grant us a wish that Motu Patlu should remain friends forever and our friends should also stay our friends forever. Wow! You all are not only brave but also good and honest people. May you all remain friends forever.
Haha! You have a very bad aim. This time I will be successful. This time my aim was on the spot. Mr. Chadha drives very recklessly. Look at that. Vir, look Bunty has clashed with that horse. Let’s go quickly. Bunty! What did you do this? Now my horse cannot take part in the race. Due to your mistake, I have suffered a loss of 5 lakh rupees. Loss of five lakh rupees? How come, uncle? This Sunday, there is National Horse Race. The prize money for 1st place is 5 lakh rupees. I badly require that prize money for the renovation of my house. But now my horse cannot participate in the race. Uncle, how would I know that you will be standing in the middle of the road? And anyway your horse would have not won the race against my Tiger. My Chulbul can easily defeat your Tiger in the race. Uncle, if you allow Chulbul to participate, then surely you will win the race. Chulbul will defeat my Tiger. Then let’s compete in a race. And see who wins the race. If Chulbul wins the race. Then my father will give the uncle 5 lakh rupees. Then let us see Vir, who is the best player in Fursatganj. Ok, then. On your mark, get set, go. I am going to lose the race. I am going to lose the race!! I am going to win the race. I am unable to stop. Bend down quickly!! Vir, look at your face. Should we stop the race or do you have more energy to compete? You are doing cheating. Now I will win the race at any cost. Chulbul, jump on that cart. We will race ahead of them. I cannot jump!! There is a rat near your leg. Oh! Rat!! Fan!! Hey, listen! Why are you moving in the wrong direction? The race is taking place in the opposite direction. Chulbul, I did not charge my battery last night & it is getting low. Now it is all in your hands to win the race. Chulbul, don’t stop! Run!! You can do it. Come on!! I am tired! I cannot run any more. Well done, Vir! Move faster, Vir!! Where is this Bunty? He cannot be seen anywhere. If he loses against a donkey, then the entire town will laugh at us. Chulbul. Little more distance. My friend. Little more distance. Chulbul, we need to win this race at any cost. We need to win for the sake of Imli’s house. And always remember a true sportsman is the one who never loses hope. Bunty!! Be fast! Be quick, my son. What are you doing? Vir! Come on Vir! Chulbul, your carrots are lying there. Before someone eats them, you eat it. Carrot. Vir has won!! Vir, congratulations. You have won. Thank you, Vir! Today you have achieved that thing, which I could not even think about achieving in my dreams. This sunday, we will make Chulbul participate in the race & win 5 lac rupees more. No!! By losing to Chulbul, Dad’s horse has damaged my reputation in the entire Fursatganj. But this time I will win the pet show & become the greatest player in the entire Fursatganj. Come on, Moti! Jump! Jump, Moti! Jump! So Vir, did you see my Moti’s brilliance? He is participating in the pet animal show. You train your Chulbul & he too can participate in the show. He will not win. But by doing comedy, he can entertain everyone. Haha!!! Vir, is that donkey your pet animal? Haha! He is not a pet animal but he is Vir’s real sibling. They all are relatives. Chulbul, they have insulted you very badly. I will train you in such a way ,that surely you will win the race. Vir, will you help me to become a great sportsman like you? Chulbul, I will make you a far better sportsman than me. Maggi, if Chulbul performs such stunts in the pet show. Then Chulbul will win all the accolades & Moti will win none of the accolades. We need to stop Chulbul from participating the pet animal show. Yes, we need to stop him. This going to be fun. Carrot. Haha! Why did you capture me here? Bunty, Maggi, open the door! Vir! Imli, did you see Chulbul? He is missing since morning & the pet animal show is about to start. No, I haven’t seen him. Let’s find him. Today, the parrot Mithoo will showcase his brilliance in front of you. What happened Vir? Did Chulbul got scared & he ran away? Haha!!!! My Chulbul will never run away. He will surely come. It seems Chulbul is in some trouble. And that could be Bunty’s mischief. If he is in trouble, then surely he would be calling me. Ultra sound listening device on! Ultra sound listening device on! Vir! Vir! Remove me from here, Vir! Chulbul is calling me. Let’s go Imli. Thank you, Vir. This is Bunty & Maggi’s plan. They trapped me by giving carrots. The proverb “Greed is wrong” is indeed true. I & Vir will go quickly & ask the show organizers to wait for you. Every pet has participated. Now first prize will be given. The maximum points have been given to Maggi’s pet dog Moti. One minute! Sir, my pet Chulbul is about to come. Please wait! He is on the way & will come shortly. Ok! The show will get over in 30 seconds. If he comes then it is ok. Otherwise, Maggi’s doggy Moti will be given the prize. 10 seconds. 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2 and!! Chulbul has come. Vir!! Vir! I cannot balance myself. Invisible magnetic rays on! Invisible magnetic rays on! Great! A donkey is doing skating on a tight rope! Sorry, Vir! I could not do anything. I could not balance & was able to skate only. Friends! No need to guess, the winner of the first prize is Chulbul. Congrats! Wow, Chulbul! You did not lose hope. You are great! Congrats! Thank you! And let’s show them some dance. I had told you Chulbul, that we will win this show. Look over there! That side! Learning something from that Chulbul. Haha!!! Student’s tomorrow an inter school robot competition will be organized in our school. But the sad part is that no student from our school i participating in this competition. Sir, I would like to participate in this competition. If Vir wins this competition, then he will become the greatest player in the school. And he will become popular as well. I will never let this happen. Dad! Please I require one robot only. Ask someone to create a robot for me. Please! Please!. You cannot do this much for your son. You leave me alone. To make a robot is not an easy thing. I will be insulted in school. He needs a robot & we need Vir. May be boss can help us. Boss, Vir is participating in the inter school robotic competition in his school. There could not be no other great opportunity to destroy Vir. Boss, I have a great idea. Did you see Mona? Our Timbaktoon has become mature now. His plan is very great. I will make a robot for him. Not only the robot will take part in the school competion. But along with that it will catch Vir as well. Timbaktoon. Vir has got many ambitions to become a great player. But now robot will destroy him during the competition. And nobody will come to know about it. Haha!!! You are a genius boss! Super – duper genius! Mommy! Dad did not create a robot for me. Your dad is not a scientist & he cannot make a robot. You ask for something else. Anything except a robot. Buy a robot! Robot!! A robot made of waste. Dad, someone is selling robots. Buy a robot!! A robot made of waste materials. A robot made from household waste materials. Uncle, I need one robot. Take it, my child! How are you selling robots this way? As if you are selling vegetables. Idiot! We are living in the 21st century. You are speaking about which century? I am happy to see that your son is passionate about robots. Take this son! It is a free gift from my side to you. This was a robot by a student from St. Marys. Next will come the robot from Arya Shiksha Mandir. Yummy! You have made a great tea. Friends, next is the turn of International school’s student Rocky’s robot. I am challenging that can anybody defeat my robot in the bike race. I have two bikes. Accept my challenge & lose. Otherwise, consider my robot as the best. I am ready to accept this challenge. No!! Rocky’s robot is eliminated from the contest. And now Bunty from our school will showcase his robot. Now is the turn of our student Vir’s robot. Friend, today is a very proud moment for me. All judges have declared Vir’s robot as the number 1 winner. There can be no better robot than this. Vir, we are proud of you. Vir, now you will come to know whose robot is the best. I challenge Vir’s robot for a fight. Sir, permt him. Vir had also accepted the bike challenge. So, Bunty also has the right to challenge. Ok, fight. Let us see who is the best. Oh! Which idiot has made this robot? It cannot even fight properly. He is calling my boss an idiot. I will teach him a lesson now. Now he will be under my control. Vir! It seems this is Mad Max’s plan. You are correct. Robo boy will have to come. Robo boy. Everyone gather on one side. Grandpa, we need your help. Vir. Grandpa has said. Thanks Imli. Oil spray on! Oil spray on! I should leave. Principal sir, I had gone to inform the police. Police are not ready to believe that anything like this can happen. Thank you, Vir! But no need of that now. Robo boy came & solved all the trouble. I would request the judges to once again announce the winner for the first prize. The result is the same as earlier. Vir’s robot has won the first prize. Maskuta! The time has come to inform boss. That you can make anybody’s mask in this world. Come on let’s make boss’s mask. Thank you, Timbaktoon! Take this Mad Max’s mask. How did this happened? How did I become so fat? This cannot be me!! My stomach! You are fat boss. Very fat! She is right boss. She is right. This is Timbaktoon. But the face is mine. But how is this possible!! What nonsense is this Timbaktoon? You made me scared. How did you get my mask? Boss, this is Mr.Maskuta? He can make anybody’s mask in this world. See boss, he has made one more mask. Mr. Maskuta will wear Vir’s mask & create nuance in the town. Then people will get terrified & remove Vir from Fursatganj. And then Vir will be mine. Till now, Vir has been defeating my robot & has become number 1 player in Fursatganj. But now Mad Max with the help of Mr. Maskuta will play a game. Due to which Vir will become Vir’s enemy. Boss, you will always considered me useless. But see how useful I can be. He is right, boss. He is right! Vir! Vir! It is not allowed to ride cycle here. Wait!! Vir! If Vir can ride a cycle, then why not me. Keki – Feki. Let’s go. Bunty, stop? What is everyone doing this? Don’t worry sir. Principal sir has given the permission to ride bicycle in the corridor. I am the principal & I have not given the permission. Sorry sir!! Why all students are riding bicycle today in the corridor? Because you told everyone that I have given the permission. You have done mischief for the first time. That is why I am giving you only a hour detention after the class as punishment. Never repeat the same mistake again. Sir! I have not done a ny mischief. Yes sir, Vir was with me. 2 hours detention! But, sir!! 2.5 hours detention. Someone is taking revenge against me. Someone is trying to trap me. Who can be that person? Mr. Maskuta you created a quiet big nuance in school. Now do something similar in the market as well. Hey friends, do you want to have some chocolates & sweets? Yes!! Vir! What are you doing Vir? Take this! Take some more. Hey, kids! Move aside! These are my chocolates. Hey! Kids run! Shh! Go from here. Dare if anybody touches even one chocolate. What has happened to Vir? Let us meet his grandpa. I don’t think what you all are saying is true. But you guys won’t lie as well. Excuse me for one minute, I will talk with Vir in person. Grandpa, believe me I am not lying. I have full faith in you Vir. But surely so me doppleganger is trying to spoil your name. Grandpa, I will find about him. I will explain about it to everybody. Why are we sitting here? When my doppleganger come here, I will catch him. See that he looks exactly like me. Hey! What are you doing? Wait! Hey! We will leave early. Principal sir, has said that today is a holiday. Wait! Everyone wait! I will complain to Principal sir. This time I shall try to suspend you from school. There is no need for that. Bye bye, Vir. Uncle, inform Principal sir that my doppleganger was doing mischief. Right now I will go & catch him. Sorry Robo boy. It’s ok. Diving suit on! Diving suit on! Today, I will see how much strength you have. Leave me. I wore your mask & fooled people. Timbaktoon had asked me to do this. Oh! Mad max had asked you to do this. And you are an expert in making masks. Very good! This is Vir’s doppleganger who was spoling Vir’s reputation. Where is Vir? He must be in school. He has troubled everyone a lot. Yes, he has trouble everyone. No!! I won’t come here again. Please let me go!! He won’t come here again. I am leaving from here. Timbaktoon! That Maskuta ran away due to Vir’s fear. You are useless. Boss, I tried my best. But Vir is very smart. What is my fault, boss? Mad max is mad. Very mad!! Now I only will have to do something. Timbaktoon, go & find where is Vir. Children, a go kart park is going to be opened in Fursatganj. And in order to promote their park, they are going to conduct a go kart race. Those who are willing to participate, give me your names. I will participate & also win the race. I will bring my own go kart. Bunty, the price of a go kart is quiet costly. This is not an ordinary car. The organizers will the car to every participant. My dad has a lot of money. He will buy a new go kart for me. Ok! Whoever wishes to bring their own go kart, they can bring it. Sir, I & Imli will also participate in the go kart race. Who else wants to participate in the race? Raise your hands. My dearest dad! You are the best dad in the world. I am blessed to have a dad like you. Come to the point & let me know what do you want. Or you will just keep on me praising me. Dad, I need a go kart. Ok. Go & buy it. What you want a go kart? Dad please. Please! Please! My sweet & lovely dad! Please! Please!!! With a new go kart, I wish to come first in the race. This young boy wants to participate in the go kart race. Don’t discourage him. Buy a new go kart for him. This old man looks familiar. Sir but in our village this does not happen. Any kid does not demand for such an expensive thing. Myself I am the owner of a go kart company. I have come specially for this go kart race. I will give a new go kart to your talented kid. But after the race, you need to return the go kart. Thank you, uncle! Thank you!!! So, tomorrow I will bring a new go kart at the go kart race. See you there. That old man looked similar to Timbaktoon. Yes, you are right. Now we also need to prepare a special go kart. And be ready to face all kind of obstacles. We will give a new go kart to that kid, Bunty. And we will defeat Vir in the race. You king of idiots! When you wish to give a go kart to that kid. Then don’t defeat Vir in the race but finish Vir! You are genius boss! I will give you a go kart filled with weapons. And also give this helmet to that kid Bunty. When Bunty will wear this helmet, you will be able to control his mind. He will follow your instructions. Now Vir’s game is over. And it will be fun! Vir enough of this hide & seek game! Now get ready for a deadly game! This go kart race, will be the last race of your life. Wear this helmet, Bunty! If you wear this helmet, then you will come first in the race. All students listen carefully. Everyone has to complete five rounds of this ground. Fifth round will be the last round. Ok, everybody! Remove the weapon & burst Vir’s car’s tyre. Vir, look at that. I knew Timbaktoon, would do some mischief. Bunty, go outside the ground & finish Vir. Use the weapon attached in the go kart. Vir! Laser gun!! Don’t worry, Imli! Imli get down! I cannot put you in danger. No, Vir I will not leave you alone. Imli, Bunty is not looking normal. He is behaving like robots. It seems Timbaktoon is controlling Bunty’s mind. Why a light red light is shining in Bunty’s helmet? I think with the help of this helmet, they are able to control Bunty. Imli, you drive. And I will remove Bunty’s helmet. Robo boy suit on! Robo boy suit on! What am I doing in this tunnel? Robo boy! What is this happening? Vir!! Bunty, apply the brakes. The tunnel is ending. Bunty! You go back! Look the car is falling from up! Let’s run. The car may fall on us. See there! Robo boy has come!! Seat belt is not opening, Vir!! You move away! You go away, from here. Look there. Oh! Well done! Thank you, Robo boy! Your welcome, Imli! Boss. Forget about finishing Vir, we could not even defeat Vir in the go kart race. Vir is not an amateur player. He is an experienced player. Timbaktoon, do you work for me or Vir? You always praise him. Boss! I am with you. One day, I will catch Vir & bring in front of you. Just observe. Shut up, Timbaktoon! You could not control a child’s brain & are speaking about finishing Vir. You are useless! Kids! You all must be hungry. I have made a sweet dish for you. Wow! Sweet dish! Thank you, grandpa! Good morning, boss! I have seen your face in the morning, then how can it can be good! And what are you wearing this? I had asked you to find Vir & not to participate in a fancy dress competition. Boss, I am not participating in any fancy dress competition. Boss, there is a football match between Fursatganj & Faltuganj. This match takes place every year. I am also going to see the match. Shall I go? Fursatganj in participating in the match. So Dr. Prem Sahay’s robot will also come at the ground. And this time, he will be finished. Sorry boss! I will try my best but I fail to catch him every time. You will not catch him alone. You can control Faltuganj players using this. See this is red team & this one is a blue team. Blue team belongs to Fursatganj & red team belongs to Faltujanj! Did you get it? But boss, how will Faltuganj team will play according to my instructions? These are mind controlling bugs. You stick them on the neck of Faltuganj players. It will control their minds. And they will become like robots. They will follow your command. Jump!! Yeah! Goal! Oh, no!! Bunty we cannot play. We cannot even walk. We cannot play. Our legs are injured. Bunty, I think you should include Vir in your team. You don’t have even players. Yes, Bunty, include Vir in the team. Fursatganj’s reputation is at stake. Come Vir! Yeah! Goal!! Yeah! Goal!! Well done, Vir!! This is happening too much. Now I need to give direct command. My players pick up Vir & take him to boss. Go! Go & attack Vir! I need to inform Vir. Look at Timbaktoon. He is controlling this players. I had a doubt since the start. X- Ray vision on! Magnetic pull on! Magnetic pull on! When did we score 10 goals. I cannot recollect. Last 30 seconds. Whichever team scores, will win the match. They are not following my commands. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2. And goal!! Vir indeed you are a great sportsman. Not great but Vir is the greatest sportsman.
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Haha!! Look, they are playing hockey on dust field. My friend hockey is played only in a dust field. Real hockey is played in an ice rink, we are the champions. We have won a big trophy and we are taking this trophy back home. What’s the big deal in playing ice hockey, anyone can play ice hockey. Than let’s have a match Furfuri nagar team vs world champion Tigers team. Ok, we will play tomorrow morning. What say friends? Yes, let’s play. But where is the ice rink? Don’t worry you will get everything ready by tomorrow morning. Ok see you tomorrow. Big brother ice rink is ready, now let’s practice. Take this ice hockey. Take this ice puck, let’s practice. Daddy!! Mummy!! If you play like this, you will surely learn how to play in ten-twenty years, haha!! Dr. Jhatka, you have made the ice but how will we practice, we are not even able to stand properly. Oh my lord! Motu Patlu, you don’t worry, I will help you and also teach you how to play ice hockey. I have twenty years experience of playing this sport, see this. There is nothing to laugh about, if we can’t ski properly, then Furfuri nager’s name will get spoiled. Let’s practice seriously friends. How come they prepared an ice rink in a day? How did all this happen? Captain isn’t this the same place? Till yesterday there was only dust here, today this is an ice rink!! Place is the same, people are also the same but how come this miracle has happened? Leave it and concentrate on the match. Yeah!! Motu Paltu win!! All the best!! Oh my god!! Yeah!! Goal!! Hey, what are you doing? Patlu, what are you doing? Stop the goals. I will stop this hockey puck only if I am able to see the puck. When it came and when it went inside the goalpost, why don’t you people stop it. How do I score? They should let us do it. Think of this puck as your samosa, think that they are trying to snatch the samosa away from you. No body can snatch my samosa, not even these people, now see. Goal!! Yes, Motu, well done!! Great!! Keep counting. Hurray!!! Now dance, haha!! How dare they make fun of us? Boxer brother this a good way to score a goal, this time again do the same thing. Goal!! Yes, Motu, well done!! No Motu, you are hurt a lot, not anymore. Score one more goal, both the teams will be equal, only thirty seconds are remaining. Friends we have to hold on for only thirty seconds. What ever happens do not allow them to score a goal. Boxer brother I never used to like getting beaten up by you, but today I really like it. It’s a matter of Furfuri nagar’s Pride, hit me with all your strength, show them you are the biggest Boxer. Hey Motu, my friend, I also always used to like beating you up but today I am feeling very sad. Scores level. Motu!! Let’s play penalty shootout and decide the winner. Oh my god!! where is the ice puck? It is lost somewhere, we will have to bring another one. We don’t have another one, we will not leave from here without winning this game. Bring your hockey ball, we will play with that ball. We didn’t bring it. Why fear when Chingam is here. What type of miracle is this? If you stay in Furfuri nagar you can see lots of miracles one by one. Come on, I found the ball for the penalty shootout. Patlu you do not stop the next goal, Boxer will do it. No, the goal keeper won’t change, if you change the goal keeper you will be declared defeated. Ok, I will only stop, Motu you do not worry, we have to make Furfuri nagar win. Fu rfuri nagar is the winner!! Hurray!! I have never seen people like you, you have taken a lot of pain to save your town’s Pride. You are the real contenders for the trophy we have won.
फुटबल खेल गोल … … … तिमीहरूलाई फुटबल खेल्न आउदैन गोल पोस्ट कहाँ छ अनि बल कहाँ हानि रा’छौ जोन…. बल त गोल पोस्टमा नै हानि रा’छौ हेर यसरी जानी जानी बाङगो टिङगो निसाना लगाउदै छौ गोल हान्ने बहानामा मलाई लडाउदैछौ वाह गुरु वाह कस्तो मिठो कविता भन्नु भो हैन त दुई नंबर ह…… कबिता सबिता छोड, अब मेरो गोल हेर खोइ बल मलाई देउ त के हासि’रा…. हास्नुपर्ने तेस्तो कुरा केहि छैन यस्तो त भै’रहनछ … भै’रहनछ म तिमिहरू सबै भन्दा राम्रो फुटबल खेल्न सक्छु न पत्याए खेलौ न त एउटा खेल ए राता मकै, फुटबल खेल्ने त मेरो बिस वर्षको अनुभव छ ल आउ खेलौ ल ठिक छ, भोलि बिहानै यहि, यहि मैदानमा खेलौ’ला जोनले पक्कै पनि धाधली गर्छ अनि हामी के गर्ने ओए चिन्ता नगर यदि उसले धाधली गर्न खोजे म पनि पुरा तयारीका साथ जान्छु यो हेर मैले बना’को “ठोक जुत्ता” यो लगाएर बल हान्यो भने यति जोडसँग बल जान्छ कि कसैले रोक्नै सक्दैन अनि बल सिधै गोल पोस्ट भित्र जान्छ अब रमाइलो हुने भो
खोइ लेउ म लगाउछु यो जुत्ता यो बटन के हो ओइ, लगाए पछि मात्र दबाउने हो त्यो ए राता मकै तिम्रो टीममा तिनजना मात्र छौ चौथो पनि छ अरे हा हा हा अरे, उहाको उमेर त अब आरम गर्ने हो अनि तिमि उहालाइ फुटबल खेलाउने उहाको नाम चाउमिन अनि उहा तिमिहरूलाइ पकाएर खानु हुन्छ लौ हेर, म नभई कसरी खेल्न सकेका म रेफरी हुन्छु खेल सुरु गर हजुरबुवा, अलिक उता जानुस , बलले चोट लाग्न सक्छ अरे म कहा फसे हजुरबुवा कहा जानुभयो बचाउ हा हा हा हा हा उ त्यहाँ, त्यता ओए बल कता छ, को संग छ ? यहा छ , म सङ छ ए राता मकै, यि हजुरबा त हनुमान रहेछन, त्यता कहिले गए कसरी गए अब हजुरबा कहा गए हा हा हा हा अरे गोल फुटबलले गरने हो, मेरो सरिरले होइन कोहि उहा लाइ भन्देउ गोल… गोल… गोल… यिनलाइ हराउन गारो होइन असम्भव छ मोटू पतलू हेर उ ट्रक पनि आयो, जाउ सामान पोको पार अनि गाउ छोडेर जाउ अझैँ खेल सकिएको छैन सर, अझैँ पनि खेल्ने हो र खेल्छौ अझै खेल्छौ, फुरफुरी नगर हाम्रो प्राण हो , यसलाई छाडेर हामी कहिल्यै जाने छैनौं Half Time ओइ यि हजुरबा कुनै साधरण मनिस होइनन, जादुगर हुन यिनले धाधली गर्दै छन अब हामीले नै केहि गर्नु पर्छ ल लेउ यो चुम्बकवाला जुत्ता अनि यो चुम्बकवाला फुटबल यो जुत्ता लगाएर खेल्ने भने फुटबल आफ़ै जुत्तामा टासिन्छ अनि कसैले तिमिसँग बल खोस्न सक्दैन ए राता मकै, अब हामी गोल माथि गोल गर्छौ चाउमिन रोक त्यसलाई मोटे गोल गर् गोल चाउमिन रोक त्यसलाई मोटे गोल गर् गोल ए आमा, बल कता छ, कता हान्यो ए राता मकै, बल त मोटेको खुटटामै टासि’रा छ त झटकाको सबै कुरा काम नलागने हुन्छ निस्की… निस्की… निस्की… निस्की… मोटू केही गर् खाली पेट मेरो दिमागको घन्टी बजदैन, तिमि नै केहि गर आइडिया साहुजि म संग अहिले पैसा छैन, तपाई मोटेलाई केहि समोसा दिनुहुन्छ फुर फुरीको इज्जतको कुरा छ, लैजाउ समोसा तर खेल हार्ने होइन नी या हु……. ल हेर गोल भयो तंपाइ धेरै नै बलियो हुनुहुन्छ, म हारे म हारे म जादै छु, तपाइसंग खेल्न पाउदा खुसि लाग्यो हजुरबा, पछि फ़ेरि आउनु अनि आफनो खेल्ने तरिका हामीलाइ पनि सिकाउनु शत्रुको अघि किन शिर निहुराउदैछौ
हामीलाई छाडि तिमी कहा जादै छौ वाह गुरु वाह कस्तो मिठो कविता भन्नु भो बचाउ HELP बचाउ बचाउ चाउमिन हजुरबा
Liquid Nitrogen is great for making ice cream and breathing smoke like a dragon! But what if you drank an entire glass of pure liquid nitrogen is it dangerous could it cause your body harm? First what is liquid nitrogen? As the name implies, It’s the liquid form of nitrogen gas a colorless odorless gas that makes up about 78% of our atmosphere. Nitrogen turns into a liquid at negative 320 degrees Fahrenheit. Much MUCH 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 deggres celsius)of your glass of ice water being so cold there’s lots of interesting things you can do with liquid Nitrogen like at a fun foggy effect two drinks or flash-freezing foods, but while this stuff may look fun liquid nitrogen is Extremely dangerous, if not handled correctly especially if it’s ingested. First, What happens is that the majority of liquid nitrogen evaporates in your throat and turns into gas. There’s a tiny flap in your esophagus Called the epiglottis that is there to stop gas from escaping out of your stomach this traps the cold nitrogen gas Causing it to expand which can cause burns and internal rupturing. Things only get worse as the liquid nitrogen Travels down into the stomach has happened to a young woman in the United Kingdom The extreme cold of the liquid nitrogen can burn holes in your stomach and destroy the stomach lining the damage to hers was so bad That her entire stomach needed to be removed. If not treated immediately This damage to the stomach and esophagus could even lead to death So while liquid nitrogen may be useful for cooking and fun for party tricks Please do not drink it because it won’t be fun for very long *Chokes* We’ve all fantasized about it winning the lottery getting a huge sum of money, And putting all of your troubles behind you but does winning the lottery pay off Does it make you happier in the long run? with the largest jackpots being in the hundreds of millions or even over a billion dollars? There’s no doubt that winning would change your life But what many lottery winners have found is that it didn’t change their life for the better. Over 70% of lottery winners end up right back where they were. Broke. Here’s a few ways that things could go bad for you if you won. The lottery the easiest mistake to make is simply not planning for the future! HERE COMES THE MONEY Millions of dollars might sound like a lot of money, but there isn’t an infinite supply And it won’t last forever if you don’t have a plan! Getting an experienced and trusted financial Adviser who knows how to handle large sums of money will help ensure that it’s there for years to come Another common problem is spending too much. Everyone even millionaires have to live within their means Fast cars, Big Houses, Fancy vacations! It all sounds great, but it can add up fast spend without limits And you won’t be going on those amazing trips for very long… But maybe the hardest issue to tackle is dealing with your friends and family! It’s natural to want to share what we have! Helping out our friends and sharing the wealth with our loved ones. Many lottery winners have talked about how hard it was to say no to all the people who came to them after they won seeking help and many of those lottery winners couldn’t say no even as they gave away everything. They had while there’s plenty you can do to help your chances of staying rich after winning the lottery like laying out a smart financial plan from the get-go being responsible with your purchasing decisions and Staying strong when it comes to those looking for a handout the odds are still stacked against you and more likely than not After all is said and done. You’ll end up right back where you started. Whether it’s a jalapeno a serrano or even the infamous ghost pepper We all have a heat threshold, or level of spiciness that we can tolerate but can anyone handle the Carolina Reaper And what would happen if you ate it the Carolina Reaper a hybrid pepper, Specifically bred to be as hot as possible is the current record holder for hottest pepper in the world! The Scoville heat scale is used to measure the spiciness of peppers to put things in perspective a jalapeno comes in at around 8,000 units a habanero is a blistering 350,000 units while a carolina reaper tops the scale at a whopping 2.2 million units so what happens when you eat a pepper this spicy first the high concentration of capsaicin the chemical that causes spiciness and peppers binds to a nerve receptor in your mouth this triggers an intense and extremely painful burning sensation obviously There’s no actual heat emanating from the pepper, but your brain is tricked into thinking that your mouth is on fire and that you’re burning up! And since the brain believes you’re overheating it immediately takes corrective action to flush out the toxin. You’ll experience extreme sweating accompanied by crying eyes and a runny nose. You might think it would get better once you start to digest the pepper, But you’d be wrong! the pepper continues to wreak havoc on your insides resulting in severe pain and nausea That can last for up to eight hours! But while it won’t kill you or cause any permanent damage There’s not much you can do at that point but suffer and wait it out. Keep in mind you can alleviate some of the painful burning in your mouth by drinking milk, Which contains casein a protein that neutralizes the peppers capsaicin So think long and hard before biting into one of those super spicy peppers this bear is just gonna have to stick to bell peppers for now… Spiders are all around us there are over 35,000 different species and one study of homes in South Carolina found spiders present in 100% of them! Most spiders do not pose a threat to humans and are actually quite helpful in keeping populations of other bugs in check however there are some species whose bites and venom can be extremely dangerous There is a common misconception that the daddy longlegs is the most venomous spider But that their fangs can’t pierce human skin in truth daddy longlegs do Occasionally bite people however their venom will produce a mild irritation at worst. According to scientists the most venomous spider on the planet today is actually the Brazilian Wandering Spider Which got its name because it roams the forest floor looking for prey a single bite from one of these spiders And you will instantly feel pain! immediate symptoms include inflammation of the skin with severe burning and redness Goosebumps and sweating their venom is strong enough to quickly kill bugs birds small rodents and even young children But in adults the venom generally takes longer to work as it courses through the bloodstream further symptoms like blurred vision nausea erratic heartbeats chills and Uncontrollable shaking can occur! There have even been instances of a strange side effect in men where it can make your you-know-what Painfully swell can cause permanent damage while the symptoms are very unpleasant actual deaths from Brazilian Wandering Spider bites are rare! out of the more than 7,000 bites that have been reported there are only 10 deaths that have been attributed to the Brazilian Wandering Spider That said medical treatment is still required so that an anti-venom can be administered and while Brazilian Wandering Spider czar only native to South America There have been news stories of them traveling along with banana shipments to other countries! So the next time you’re picking out fruit at the grocery store you may want to be extra careful Despite strong warnings from the US State Department about the dangers of visiting North Korea the East Asian country is still a popular destination for adventurous travelers seeking an unconventional experience But there’s a lot you should consider before booking your next trip They’re just getting to North Korea can be quite an ordeal a flight from Los Angeles will take at least 15 hours with a layover in Beijing once there though visitors find that North Korea is a Beautiful country covered with mountains and valleys and the capital city of Pyongyang is an experience like no other with its own unique culture food and architecture But North Korea has a reputation as a closed-off and secretive nation for a reason! There are numerous rules governing What tourists are allowed to see and even stricter controls on what they can photograph? And if you do happen to break one of these tourist rules knowingly or otherwise you may find yourself in a lot more trouble than you anticipated! Visitors have reported being aggressively searched and interrogated and some have even been detained or taken prisoner for no reason at all The really unlucky ones who are formally charged with a crime are often forced to participate in a sham And then sentenced a hard labor at work camps where the conditions are miserable long days of manual labor not enough food and crowded sleeping arrangements are the norm! along with prison sentences that can last 15 years or more for even a minor violation! (yeah… dont go or dont try to break any laws) Prisoners are usually released only after serving their terms in full or by special pardon from the leader of the country Kim jong-eun he gained control of North Korea in 2011 following the death of his father Kim jong-il and has been in power ever since Kim jong-eun maintains a strict dictatorship and lives a lavish lifestyle with access to Western goods and entertainment, but at the same time denies most North Korean citizens access to these comforts and luxuries He is also accelerated North Korea’s nuclear weapons program and missile development conducting frequent tests and new missiles and warheads of even greater concern Recent North Korean missile tests have demonstrated that they likely have the range to target and hit the United States US citizen traveled in North Korea may soon be banned and made illegal so if you are considering a visit to North Korea your time is running out just be really careful once you’re there or your trip could turn out to be much longer than you planned with some very unexpected surprises!!!!!!!!! *Hell Exploded on Nutz* While most laundry related mishaps do not typically require medical attention there are some rare scenarios that can result in serious injury or even accidental death! have you ever wondered what happens inside a washing machine once the door
closes and the machine is turned on? Can you survive if you were trapped inside? Let’s take a closer look! One of the benefits of front-load washers is they allow you to fit more laundry into the compartment Which is great for efficiency and to prevent you from accidentally opening the door while the machine is full of water. it Automatically locks once the wash cycle begins but this also means that if someone happens to be inside they
can’t get out! As the limited space in the washer fills with water and you’re struggling to breathe the most pressing concern is obviously how to avoid drowning Now let’s suppose you’ve lucked out and found an air pocket you better hope the washers temperature dial isn’t set to hot standard washing machines are capable of heating water to 120 degrees Fahrenheit or about 49 degrees Celsius That’s hot enough for a serious scalding and prolonged exposure to those temperatures can lead to heat stroke! But even with a cold temperature setting, you’re still in for a pretty bumpy ride during the main wash cycle! And it only gets worse from there. The last stage or cycle in most washing machines is called the spin cycle! This cycle uses centrifugal force to separate and remove water from clothing by spinning at speeds of 1,200 revolutions per minute! That’s as fast as a DVD spins! Which explains Why most washer related hospital visits are the result of injuries sustained from being tossed around
inside while the machine is running! So be extra careful in the laundry room and never play in or around washing machines what may look really fun from the outside is actually quite dangerous. If you’re unlucky
enough to get locked inside! The fate of the Titanic is one of the most well known maritime disasters in modern history the supposedly unsinkable ship sank after colliding with an iceberg in the North Atlantic during its maiden voyage in 1912 and far more tragic was the loss of life that could have been prevented ever wonder Whether you would have survived on board the Titanic the RMS Titanic was a British passenger liner constructed in the early 1900’s measuring 883 feet long for approximately 260 nine metres with a total of ten decks it was at the time the world’s largest ship, and undoubtedly the most Luxurious there was a number of factors determining passenger experience however, the primary one as you would expect was based on the class of the ticket you purchased the opulence and grandeur of the Rooms dining areas and amenities available to first-class passengers were far beyond anything that third- class passengers could ever imagine! And let’s not forget the unseen men who worked in the engine room to keep the ship moving! the Titanic’s furnaces required over 600 tons of coal a day! Shoveled by hand around the clock by workers deep within the bowels of the ship These men were known as the black game because of the soot and coal dust they were covered The moonless conditions oinn the night of the tragedy meant the ship’s lookouts were unable to see the approaching iceberg until it was too late To avoid collision while it’s almost impossible to believe the Titanic carried only 20 lifeboats Which was nowhere near accommodating over 2,200 passengers and crew that were aboard the ship! The women and children first rule applied when loading the lifeboats Beginning with the first class of course and as a result the difference in survival rates across classes is staggering in total more than 1,500 people on board were killed upon being violently thrown from the deck and plunging into the freezing North Atlantic water one survivor Described the lethally cold temperature as being stabbed with a thousand knives all over your body the list of first-class Passengers included some of the wealthiest and most well known people in the world! So it’s no surprise that the ship was carrying an estimated six million dollars of cash, jewels, and other valuables on board! and while some passengers tried to save what they could sadly most of the treasure sunk along with the Titanic to the bottom of the ocean nuclear power plants are one of the biggest producers of energy in the world currently providing about 11 percent of the world’s total electricity production. nuclear reactors work by using the energy released from the splitting of atoms to produce steam which in turn powers a turbine that generates electricity Nuclear power is statistically very safe, but what might happen to you if there’s an accident? It’s impossible for a nuclear reactor to blow up like a bomb. But what if you were exposed to the highly radioactive spent fuel rods? Radiation is dangerous because it causes damage directly to the cells that make up your body. breaking chemical bonds and mutating your DNA! Very quick and low dose may leave you feeling just a little ill like you have the flu and your chances of recovery are quite high a slightly higher or more prolonged exposure will start killing off blood cells and damaged bone marrow! and you’d most likely need a blood transfusion to survive! The radiation at this level will also start burning your skin! A very unhealthy way to get a tan. and an even higher dosage your internal organs will be Permanently damaged your brain and circulatory system will start to shut down. And while the exact level of exposure may mean that you’ll live anywhere from a couple of weeks to just a few hours Death is almost certain! But just because you were able to survive the short-term effects doesn’t mean you’re safe… Exposure to radiation carries with it a hugely increased risk of cancer and other health problems later in life and While there aren’t any reports outside of comic books and movies of someone gaining superpowers from
nuclear radiation. well letyou know if we hear any thing. Over the last few years Bitcoin has attracted an enormous amount of media, Business, and investor attention and while trading began as far back as 2009 the price of a single coin has since Skyrocketed, there are some Bitcoin evangelists promoting the currency as the future of money! Capable of replacing or transforming the current banking system others are buying Bitcoin as an investment. Expecting an increase in value over time since there’s a limited number of coins that can ever be mined! In the early days a single Bitcoin was valued at less than a penny! At the time the digital currency attracted the attention of cryptography enthusiasts as well as innovators interested in mining new coins, but at that price It’s no surprise that keeping track of your Bitcoin wallet was not necessarily a top priority. the first documented Bitcoin purchase was recorded in 2010 when a developer in Florida ( i live there) offered 10,000 bitcoins in exchange for two pizzas a Value of around 41 dollars back then what sounded like a fun idea at the time Would now be worth over a hundred million dollars! The recent surge in bitcoins popularity has resulted in speculators and first-time investors trading on exchanges hoping to get rich quick! This has led some experts to believe that a combination of visionaries gamblers and BOTS are responsible for the currency sharp spikes and Unpredictable plunges the extreme fluctuation in bitcoins value has become a common occurrence Where thousands of dollars and gains can instantly disappear in a flash crash in less than 24 hours! Some investors have converted their entire life savings into Bitcoin! only to panic and sell for a lot less than what they originally paid getting destroyed trying to make a quick buck without having any idea what they’re getting themselves into! And aside from the obvious risk surrounding bitcoins volatile price there have been numerous hacks thefts and scams! So be extra careful handling digital currency especially when it comes to keeping your Bitcoin secure! We’ve all heard the Recommendation to drink 8 glasses of water per day and while the science is still out on Actly how much water you should drink each day? There’s no doubt that hydration is essential each day We lose around 2 to 3 litres through normal functions like sweating breathing and going to the bathroom. But can you drink too much water believe it or not you can! Known as water intoxication, Or water poisoning, It occurs when you drink more water than your body is able to handle! Your blood contains a certain level of sodium that your kidneys regulate if that level drops, too low say by drinking more water than your kidneys are able to process at once then your blood becomes diluted and wild a condition known as Hyponatremia. That excess water in your blood is carried around your body where it enters your cells causing them to swell up like balloons! Now most of the cells in your body are able to handle putting on a little extra size. But there’s one place where you definitely don’t want that to happen the brain! your brain sits snugly Inside the skull which means it has no room to expand! as your brain swells and the pressure and the skull Increases blood flow is increased Depriving your brain of oxygen the first symptoms of water poisoning are headaches and nausea, But as the brain swells further you can have trouble breathing experience seizures go into a coma or even die the exact amount of water needed to cause water poisoning varies from person to person and Depends on a number of factors like how much you’re sweating but most of the reported cases involve people drinking multiple gallons in just a few hours! So don’t force yourself to drink more water than you feel like you need! if you let your thirst be your guide You should be just fine. *explodes* If you want to make fuzzy and nuts happy click that like button and subscribe to their Channel! Created by The Community, Polished, double-checked, and fixed by Corey Playz (also i put some other subtitles)