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Soccer Commentator Goes Nuts After Iceland Win

December 9, 2019


YESTERDAY THE TINIEST NATION IN
THE TOURNAMENT, ICELAND, SCORED —
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) REALLY? ARE THERE PEOPLE FROM ICELAND
HERE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BORK IS
HERE TONIGHT. ICELAND SCORED A DEEP OVERTIME,
TIE-BREAKING GOAL TO BEAT AUSTRIA. AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S A
BIG DEAL, THEN YOU’RE NOT THE ICELANDIC COMMENTATOR WHO WAS
CALLING THE GAME. (HYSTERICAL)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>STEPHEN: DON’T WORRY! HE’S NOT BEING TORN APART BY
WOLVES. (LAUGHTER)
THAT’S HAPPINESS! CONGRATULATIONS, ICELAND. CONGRATULATIONS! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
PLEASE — WHO KNEW? WHO KNEW? HAVE SOME FERMENTED YOGURT ON
ME. I THINK CBS SHOULD IMMEDIATELY
HIRE THIS GUY TO DO SPORTS COMMENTARY. WOULDN’T THIS BE GREAT? AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!>>Stephen: YEAH! NOW SAY HI TO JON BATISTE AND
“STAY HUMAN,” EVERYBODY! ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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