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“Showing technical wrestling to Americans is like reading Shakespeare to a dog!” – ZSJ

September 6, 2019


こんなのふざけてる
馬鹿げてる 俺の水を取ってきてくれ どうも
時間かかったな マーティー浅見はレフェリー失格じゃないのか
ふざけた仕事しやがって 宇宙一粗末なレフェリーだ ふざけやがって SANADAの実力派認めるが
あいつが俺に勝てるわけがない 何か裏の力が動いてるのか ここアメリカはイギリスと同じくらい
めちゃめちゃになってる国だ 次期イギリス首相がボリス・ジョンソンになったらと
思い悩んで試合に集中できなかった それにアメリカは嫌いだ SANADAは俺をタップアウトできなかった
丸め込みで精一杯だ だが俺は昨年のNEW JAPAN CUPであいつを
タップアウトさせた お前らバカなアメリカ人には分からないだろうが
新日本で俺に敵うテクニックを持った奴は一人といない それから… 正直SANADAと戦うのは
他のバカなレスラー達の何倍も楽しい だからもっと相応しい場所まで
温存しておくべきだった アメリカ人にはプロレスが理解できない
犬がシェイクスピアの素晴らしさが理解できないのと同じだ ここで俺たちの対決をしたのは
時間の無駄だ 日本人のファンも大概だが
アメリカ人に比べたら”天才”だろ 今日SANADAに負けたのは些細な間違いだ… ブライアン・イーノがコールドプレイと
コラボした時のような間違いさ オカダ戦に向けて
気持ちを切り替えるとするか 俺はオカダを両国の1万人の前で
ほぼタップアウトさせた 次は完全にタップアウトさせてやる そしてIWGP挑戦のチャンスを手にいれる 俺のブリティッシュ・ヘビーの
ベルトと並ぶと 更に美しいだろ 俺は世界でいちばんのテクニカルレスラーだ 今日は些細な間違いだ
そんなことで俺が一番強い事実は揺るがない また始まったばかりだ
じゃ I’ve been participating in G1 since 2016. This is my fourth G1. Over these last few years, I believe that no one has
grown more than me, SANADA. From my G1 match with Zack last year, To this match, today, I think I’ve evolved and grown. And now SANADA’s pro-wrestling
is felt here, in America. SEE YOU NEXT TIME

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100 Comments

  • Reply Asa 1982 July 10, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    He is absolutely correct.

  • Reply Moonlight Kidd July 10, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    The real wrestling match here is ZSJ wrestle his desire to finish that
    bottle of water.

  • Reply SirSX3 July 10, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    "Can someone pick up my water please?"
    Someone picks it up
    "Thank you so much, thank you.
    Yeah, if you can take 20 more minutes, that would be lovely."

    Even when he's thanking someone he has to be a dick

  • Reply Javon Amountboy J.B. Brewster July 10, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    Son said he's stressed kause of the coming prime minister…….that was the realest shoot ever

  • Reply Robert Solomon July 10, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    Someone get this bore machine out of here.

  • Reply Al Bundy July 10, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    He made me tap out after that promo.

  • Reply Robert Decourcey July 10, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    OOOF

  • Reply tru4nt July 10, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    His heel antics were great after his match with Sanada. I got to see it in person in Dallas.

  • Reply Kai wood July 10, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    you going to drink that water no OK then

  • Reply AnthonyAnalog July 10, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    ZSJ is nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.

  • Reply Chris Rhodes July 10, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    How is he able to lift pro wrestlers safely? Does he only do holds, strikes, and non lifting moves? He is the skinniest wrestler I have ever seen but I hear how great he is a lot.

  • Reply VolosStefan July 10, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    He's professional wrestling's C-3PO

  • Reply J.A. R.B. July 10, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    He is everything wrong in the world.
    vegan
    socialist

  • Reply Johan Holden July 10, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    Ok he beat tanAhashi he beat okada..but cant beat sanada.. wtf🤨🤔

  • Reply LORDE OWS THE KING July 11, 2019 at 12:02 am

    He's not lying

  • Reply George Williams July 11, 2019 at 12:15 am

    I have to agree with the guy. If you watch wrestling pre 2000 there were a few wrestlers who could actually go Benoit, Angle Malenko a few others.

  • Reply James E. Cornette July 11, 2019 at 12:22 am

    ZSJ needs to hit the weight room

  • Reply John Adams July 11, 2019 at 12:26 am

    Would somebody please, however, get that man a ham and cheese sandwich?

  • Reply 井上小百合 July 11, 2019 at 12:28 am

    水を飲みそうで飲まない

  • Reply SGreyjoy July 11, 2019 at 1:11 am

    He reminds me of noodles

  • Reply V J July 11, 2019 at 1:20 am

    HE'S NOT WRONG

  • Reply Norg1 July 11, 2019 at 5:26 am

    sabre didnt specify he must of been talking about "SOuth America " 😛

  • Reply PK Halford July 11, 2019 at 6:10 am

    Great rant, but it still pisses me off when people have to sell for Zack's offense. Motherfucker out here looking like the world's tallest Make-a-Wish kid with his skeletal, emaciated ass XD

  • Reply spiax July 11, 2019 at 6:55 am

    He needs to put on 20lbs

  • Reply jmgmarcus July 11, 2019 at 7:07 am

    I literally could punch a hole through this douche poodle.

  • Reply Vanessa Niedo July 11, 2019 at 7:32 am

    ZSJ should say that to gulak

  • Reply Orlando Colon July 11, 2019 at 7:37 am

    That's my first time hearing him talk actually in a promo like this

  • Reply Orlando Colon July 11, 2019 at 7:37 am

    Sanada used to shave his beard

  • Reply JJohnWords July 11, 2019 at 7:49 am

    Our weatherspoons barman zsj >>>>>____

  • Reply everia games July 11, 2019 at 8:00 am

    He keeps picking up the water and putting it down

  • Reply [대한]Daehan July 11, 2019 at 8:40 am

    Hes cringy

  • Reply anime fan July 11, 2019 at 9:14 am

    Lmao stupid americans

  • Reply TheDixieBassMan July 11, 2019 at 10:43 am

    I’m supposed to be impressed by a twig of a guy who looks like he’s more at home in a gay pride parade then in a ring and has turned technical wrestling into something as hocky as 50 foot backflips into 50 burning tables?

  • Reply Andrew McDonald July 11, 2019 at 10:52 am

    I would love to give that english cunt a punt.

  • Reply JoJo is not an anime July 11, 2019 at 11:23 am

    American are dumb

  • Reply MrLeon July 11, 2019 at 11:49 am

    Next in line for that title shot

  • Reply Shawn Gaines July 11, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    ZSJ is the greatest Technical Spectacle of this era and has a very bright future ….. 💯

  • Reply I Just Watch Things July 11, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Some great lines, but damn that's bad acting.

  • Reply Felipe C July 11, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    JUST DRINK THE DAMN WATER ALREADY!

  • Reply GeorgiaGals AWPW 2018 July 11, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    ZSJ is a loser..

  • Reply Tom Donlan July 11, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    ZSJ has the best accent.

  • Reply Fearless Skrull July 11, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    ZSJ is a bad actor, and his pretzel yoga style is weak.

  • Reply John H July 11, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    Why is he wanking between sentences?

  • Reply Ian New Yasha July 11, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    "…reading Shakespeare to a dog!"

    Somewhere out there, a dog takes exception and proclaims to love the classical works of good ol' Billy
    https://youtu.be/9Klg6NaOK9Y 😛

  • Reply Seth Arrow July 12, 2019 at 1:39 am

    The way he pants is so fucking annoying

  • Reply Cristian Arriaga July 12, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Legend has it ZSJ is still breathing very heavy

  • Reply Mr. Red 88 July 12, 2019 at 3:17 am

    I’m sure the first guy was just trying to play up his character but I can’t stand so called fans who have the same way of thinking in real life. What people don’t appreciate technical wrestling? Yeah they don’t because it’s fucking boring. Have a character and tell s story with your match. Get the audience invested and elicit a reaction. No one gives a shit about technical ability in a predetermined fight. If it’s part of your CHARACTER like with guys like Chris Benoit or Kurt Angle than it’s acceptable but it’s not theist important thing to have. Far from it

  • Reply Sinh Quach July 12, 2019 at 4:51 am

    But if that dog respects you. Then it will listen.

  • Reply Quail Man July 12, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Keep wrestling "technical" and he'll always be an indy guy. A nobody. Get some character.

  • Reply Tripsy Drogas July 12, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Most of his jabs are so over most people’s heads lol I’m glad someone laughed besides me when he said “he’s so dense light bends around him” that was fucking hilarious

  • Reply JP_Legacy July 12, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Hey Gulak's pretty good at technical wrestling and he's American.

  • Reply jasethemuss86 July 12, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    This dude is a joker 🤣 knows how to cut a heel promo for sure.

  • Reply Peter Ineleo July 12, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    He reminds me of Twister,the boxer from Ip Man 2

  • Reply Electro Vampyre July 12, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Great !, Then you don't need my American Fan ass watching NJPW Later !

  • Reply Riley Holden July 12, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Doushbag

  • Reply math polen July 13, 2019 at 12:52 am

    fudge technical wrestling, everything zach does can be counter with a punch, that''S why british wrestling died

  • Reply Aggressive Attitude Era July 13, 2019 at 12:55 am

    "As you were."

  • Reply GUERO July 13, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    And teaching promo to a Brit is like pulling teeth. So.

  • Reply Qwe Qwe July 13, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    keep politics out of promos please zach. Boris will be a good pm, fuck the lefties

  • Reply Steve Cole July 13, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Did he just mention Volk Han?

  • Reply iorilamia July 13, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Trying wayyyyy too hard to sound out of breathe m8

  • Reply Brandon Linares July 14, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    And watching this boring, overrated, chemo patient looking twig wrestle is like drinking a big dose of Nyquil. Puts me right to sleep.

  • Reply silver2164 July 15, 2019 at 8:00 am

    This guy is hilarious!

  • Reply hitriangleinc July 15, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Love ZSJ. He seems like he was really, really out of breath.

  • Reply Alfie Voice July 15, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Zack put me in a headlock once at a Revolution Pro show. Tbf I told him Chaos was better than Suzuki Gun 😂😂

  • Reply alexythimia23 July 15, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    The dog panting is too much

  • Reply Uninteresting YouTube commenter July 15, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    I fucking love Sabre. Also I'm annoyed Sanada had to lose to that flippy fagbag Osprey.

  • Reply Teiki Utiputona July 16, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Fuck this cunt.

  • Reply Sam Mort July 16, 2019 at 8:19 am

    My god that’s embarrassing his delivery is shocking, some good lines but such shite delivery

  • Reply Gary Thurtle July 16, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Impressive he can wrestle with such bad asthma

  • Reply FUCK THE POLICE. July 16, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    His breathing is so fake its annoying

  • Reply Jose Rodriguez July 16, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Take a shot for how many times ZSJ grabbed his water bottle.

  • Reply The Great Damiano July 18, 2019 at 8:20 am

    picking up and putting down that quarter bottle of water looks to be the only physical training zack does

  • Reply Hans Moleman July 18, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    Why is that every wrestler that ain't Japanese has to have a rude promo right after they fight? Like we don't owe you jack shit

  • Reply RAPID SAM July 18, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    CB greatest technical wrestler ever let's argue 😂 disagree with me someone.

  • Reply Berto Murillo July 19, 2019 at 12:19 am

    Grabs water bottle 20 times, takes 3 sips

  • Reply Rob Miljus July 20, 2019 at 9:13 am

    This guy is an absolute jackass! I just looked up the word 'dickhead' in an online dictionary and a picture of this moron came up.

  • Reply Muhammad Ehsan July 20, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Yeah he is right american pussies don't know shittttt about technical wrestling

  • Reply Arthur Rimbaud July 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    This guy is playing the role of a 'Tough guy/Shooter' in 2019. Pro Wrestling today is straight trash.

  • Reply The Damned July 20, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    He speaks the truth about Americans lol 😂 zack is the fucking best in the world

  • Reply KMFCM July 21, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Top notch burials, Zack

  • Reply Thomas Corrigan July 22, 2019 at 10:15 am

    As an American: woof

  • Reply Kris BritWres July 22, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    Alright Rodney calm down rodders

  • Reply Bryan Parry July 22, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    What a piss poor promo.

  • Reply Washington Sanchez July 23, 2019 at 3:34 am

    He’s a gay vegan socialist

    And he hits like a little bitch

    He has to to twist people and do holds cause he’s to weak and scared to fight correctly

  • Reply p d July 23, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    😂

  • Reply Napoleon Wilson July 23, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    Noodle arms

  • Reply Pierre-Luc Brizard July 24, 2019 at 2:03 am

    It'd be easier to teach a dog to play shakespeare than teach sabre jr acting.
    Such a mess seeing him handle the water bottle all along.

  • Reply erik benson July 24, 2019 at 3:38 am

    He needs Taka to introduce him, that's why he's been losing. Suzukigun is still #1

  • Reply David h July 24, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    shit do they really get that out of breath?

  • Reply Steak & Kidney Pie July 24, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Why do all British wrestlers sound like an American pretending to be British? About 1% of our population speak like that yet every wrestler, no matter where they're from, have this ridiculous posh accent.

  • Reply Magnum BadGuy July 24, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Holy shit I never knew how much of a smarmy cunt ZSJ could be lol 😂 good shit. He’s awesome on the mic.
    He’s right about the technical wrestling thing btw.

  • Reply Rusty Campbell July 25, 2019 at 4:34 am

    the bojo comment had me loling well zach as of yesterday he is prime minister

  • Reply Saurabh Sharma July 25, 2019 at 9:16 am

    I want ZSJ to retire Daniel Bryan whenever Bryan decides to have his last match.

  • Reply Manurete TRVP July 25, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Chris Benoit was the best Technical wrestler ever Sabre

  • Reply Robby Cutt July 25, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    #NoDealBrexit #FuckTheEU #GoBoris

  • Reply XsD x R3TR0zZz July 26, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    Boris is a god.

  • Reply Brad B July 27, 2019 at 6:57 am

    I need Taka back to tell me what time it is!!

  • Reply Save us M1SAKI July 27, 2019 at 11:03 am

    That fake panting is annoying

  • Reply Sabrina Vella July 28, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Gordon Ramsay?

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