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Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

August 13, 2019


[rhythmic bass beat,
sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN
THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC?
– IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH
OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC
‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T HANDLE
A GAY MAN’S MUSIC. – NO, NO, NO. IT’S–I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC
IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. – OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN’T FATHOM A MAN
BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN. – I CAN FATHOM IT.
IT’S– CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN
TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND
OR SOMETHING– – OH, I SEE, I SEE.
OKAY. SO LISTENING
TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH? [keys clacking] SO YOU SEEING
ANYBODY LATELY? – YEAH, I-I MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK– – ‘CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD
LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN!
I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING
ON TO A APPLE. – AW, DON’T CALL IT
A BABY ARM. – AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN’T HANDLE HEARING
ABOUT HOW I’M GAY. I’M SORRY. – YOU JUST REFERRED
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S PENIS AS A BABY’S ARM
HOLDING AN APPLE. – WELL, THAT’S WHAT
IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND,
BY THE WAY. AND “ANYWHATS,”
YOU’RE HOMOPHOBIC. – NO, NO, NO.
THAT’S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY? YOU’RE EXPLICITLY TALKING
ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. – FINE. THERE’S PLENTY OF STUFF
THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE
BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY– OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES
THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY,
PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. – OH, MY GOD. – CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME
IF IT’S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK? – OKAY, I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN
YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. – DON’T YOU PREJUDGE ME!
HERE IT IS. – AGH! [bleep]! THAT’S A CLOSE-UP
OF AN ANUS. – OH, NO, THAT’S NOTANANUS. THAT’S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. – THAT’S DISGUSTING.
– OH, I SEE. SO YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE
A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF MY ANUS ‘CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. – NO. I DON’T WANT TO LOOK
AT A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF ANYONE’S ANUS. – HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE.
THERE’S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO–
[blows whistle] HOMOPHOBE ALERT! [high-pitched voice]
HOMOPHOBE! [imitating siren wailing] – HEY. – HEY, BABY.
HOW’S IT GOING? – GOOD.
READY TO GO TO LUNCH? – YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL.
THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. – HOW YOU DOING? – I’M–I’M–
I’M DOING VERY WELL. HOW–HOW ARE YOU DOING,
GAVIN–GAVIN? – GREAT. WANT TO GO?
– YEAH. – NICE TO MEET YOU. – NO, TRUST ME.
IT’S NOT. – NO?
– THAT’S THE GUY. – OH. – OH…
I GET IT. I’M NOT PERSECUTED.
I’M JUST A ASSHOLE. AH.

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34 Comments

  • Reply Korine Banks August 5, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    “ectra, and ectra !”

  • Reply Aimee and Cory August 5, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    Any what’s

  • Reply How To App Making August 6, 2019 at 2:26 am

    why! ,,, you don't like by buuuuuzik :p

  • Reply Luka Hays August 6, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    The weird thing about this is why would a gay guy listen to women orgasming mixed in an electronic song instead of men?

  • Reply Prison Mike August 6, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    A

  • Reply Edin August 7, 2019 at 1:45 am

    "I'm not persecuted, I'm just an asshole."…………Those are some wise words

  • Reply Politically Stupid_ August 7, 2019 at 2:32 am

    Fr this how gay people be

  • Reply MC Dexpo August 7, 2019 at 5:12 am

    We ALL know a dude like this… The worst…

  • Reply gian carlo August 7, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    When his boyfriend walks I die 😂😂😂 didn't see that coming

  • Reply Klen 764 August 7, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Key: the kind of gay WE DON'T WANT.

    Peele: the kind of gay WE WANT.

  • Reply Bahaa Addin Taleb August 7, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    The difference between fab 5 and Neil Patrick Harris

  • Reply Marquis August 7, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    thats my anus babygirl

  • Reply King Of Sloths August 7, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    The amount of butthurt people in the comments are hilarious

  • Reply Danny Grecu August 7, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Gay in a nutshell… seeing everything sexual.

  • Reply Deane Christian Camat August 8, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Deep message

  • Reply F. Format August 8, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    First they wanted tolerance. Then they wanted acceptance. Now they enforce it and if you have any problem with it being shoved in your face, you're a nazi. Are we clear?

  • Reply FADLIN BAZLI August 8, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    I’m gay

    Like if ur gay
    👇🏼

  • Reply Kianea Gayden August 8, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    “Little purple penises”

  • Reply n-jel August 9, 2019 at 4:24 am

    Is Anybody can tell me 2:13 what he's saying? I'm learning English

  • Reply Licia Chery August 9, 2019 at 6:56 am

    "But that's what it looks like!" Eyes wide open and head shaking… I'm dead and ressurected EVERY – SINGLE – TIME!!!

  • Reply James Sanchez August 9, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Hahaha the ending where key licks a red dildo is so good

  • Reply Абдыжалиль Уметов August 9, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    Cosplay Neymar jr.?!!

  • Reply HM August 10, 2019 at 3:32 am

    Today liberal and socialist community are just like Keegan in this video

  • Reply bluewhale18 August 10, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Carlos maza much

  • Reply Podzilla August 10, 2019 at 11:39 am

    The LGBT wave in 2019 was predicted 6 years ago

  • Reply Incognito August 10, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Key played a better gay man than a real gay man.

  • Reply cooltuber1756 August 10, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    "Stereotype much?"

    Proceeds to act in a stereotypical gay man manner

  • Reply Cooldude Freeman August 11, 2019 at 9:09 am

    This comedy skit has a very strong message behind it and I’m glad that key and peele were brave enough to express it. There are CERTAIN people within the gay community that doesn’t feel like they are apart society. This might be because homophobia is one of their biggest obstacles. These PARTICULAR gay people are overly sensitive and considers every insult as a homophobic statement. They are constantly on the defense about everything and they tend to not see the errors of their ways. These errors might have started because of their low self esteem and constant need for attention. I love the fact that the first gay character was smart enough to realize his actions. Usually they don’t unless it’s another gay telling them to chill.

  • Reply Kool Cheeze August 11, 2019 at 11:28 am

    babys arm holding an apple 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply LBNMKRS August 11, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    Normal gay man vs LGBT activist asshole.

  • Reply Saquan Coates August 11, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Where can I find that dick waterbottle?

  • Reply Papa Joe August 12, 2019 at 7:56 am

    WTF Did I just watch Lol

  • Reply E'lonque Mattheson August 12, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    If anyone is interested in the real life version of this, take a look at Milo Yiannopolous

  • Reply Valerij Röh August 12, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    The way he showed him his foot xD

  • Reply Zuraini Abdul Ghani August 13, 2019 at 1:24 am

    I'm not persecuted. I'm just an asshole 🤣🤣🤣

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