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Key & Peele – Consequences

November 18, 2019


[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU,
MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK
CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE
THIS MORNING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LIFE CHOICES. SO, PLEASE, GIVE A WARM
CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME TO DONNIE HERRERA. [applause] – I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU… [melancholy piano music] JUST LIKE YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU. USED TO CLOWN AROUND… MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL… PUT MILK ON MY HEAD, JUST LIKE YOU, RODRIGUEZ. AND THEN… I GOT HIT WITH AIDS. CONSEQUENCES. GOT INTO SOME
REAL TROUBLE, BOY. STOLE FROM MY MOM AND DAD… STOLE FROM MY OWN SISTER! AND THEN ONE DAY… A PIANO FELL ON MY HEAD. – WHAT?
– CONSEQUENCES. – I FEEL LIKE
HE MISSED A STEP THERE. – GAVE ME 88 CONCUSSIONS, ONE FOR EACH KEY. YOU’D THINK I’M LEARNING,
BUT, NO. SEE, I’M JUST LIKE YOU. I GOT BACK OUT THERE, STARTED MAKING
SOME REAL CRIMES, HOMEBOY. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. AND THEN… I GOT TRAMPLED
BY A HERD OF BUFFALO. – WHAT?
– CONSEQUENCES. – OKAY, DONNIE,
I THINK WE’VE HAD ENOUGH. – NOT DONE WITH MY STORY! I WAS LIKE YOU! I DECIDED IT’D BE COOL TO HANG OUT
WITH SOME OF THE TOUGH KIDS. MM. YOU KNOW
WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT. THEY WERE HANGING
ON THE STREETS LATE AT NIGHT. MORE THAN
CIGARETTE SMOKERS, HOMES. AND THEN… ONE DAY I GOT SHOT
OUT OF A CATAPULT. – THAT’S IT.
OKAY. – INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON! – STUDENTS, EVERYTHING YOU’VE
HEARD HERE TODAY IS A LIE. – I DON’T LIE ANYMORE. – YOU’RE ALL EXCUSED. – LOOK AT ME!
– PLEASE, I APOLOGIZE. – I SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE! – THANK YOU, AURELIO. I APOLOGIZE, DENISE. – SO I GOT REALLY DEEP
INTO CRIME. I DID A DRIVE-BY AT MY OWN
DAUGHTER’SQUINCEAÑERA!YEAH, SHOT UP EVERYBODY–
DEAD, KILLED! YEAH! YEAH! THEN I GOT SUCKED
INTO A WORMHOLE. CONSEQUENCES. – THAT’S IT. OKAY.
EVERYBODY GO. – I WAS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, TRIED TO INTRODUCE
MY OWN PARENTS TO EACH OTHER. ALMOST FAILED.
ARM WAS DISAPPEARING. – I’VE HAD IT. – I INVENTEDJOHNNY B. GOODE
AT MY PARENTS’ PROM, AND AT THE LAST MOMENT,
THEY KISSED, AND IT CAME BACK. – THE FASTER WE GET AWAY
FROM HIM, THE BETTER. – BUT NOBODY BELIEVE ME! WHERE’S MY CRACK?
WHERE’S MY CRACK? OH. [booming crash] OH! CONSEQUENCES!

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100 Comments

  • Reply Lamin Müller October 31, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    At 3:00 he really got me

  • Reply Thomas Wichie Jr. October 31, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Got trampled over by a herd of Buffalo lol

  • Reply Fiona Lee November 1, 2019 at 3:27 am

    “HomeBOIIIIIIIIIIIIII”

  • Reply Linda November 1, 2019 at 4:30 am

    Motivational speaker:
    Me: zzzzz….drooling ?

  • Reply hasan askarie November 1, 2019 at 6:07 am

    NOT DONE WITH MY STORY!!?

  • Reply Redneck322 November 1, 2019 at 11:12 am

    I saw some scat porn, now I don’t want to fuck a chick in the ass.

  • Reply jermell feagin November 1, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    That wrecking ball at the end though
    WhoaaAAAA consequences! Lol

  • Reply PoloTheGr8 November 1, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    Lol

  • Reply Ram iro November 1, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Always thought that girl at 0:24 was fine af ?

  • Reply The Washable Bomb November 1, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Kalayah Jones November 1, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    They should make a dance called:

    "I got hit with AIDS"

  • Reply Osazee Omoregie November 2, 2019 at 2:25 am

    Until a piano fall on my head?!

  • Reply Osazee Omoregie November 2, 2019 at 2:26 am

    until a piano fall on my head|

  • Reply Slim is chillin November 2, 2019 at 4:52 am

    High schools named “Central high school” are always bad af

  • Reply mrlozmoore November 2, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    one for each key 😀

  • Reply Jason Howard November 2, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Yeeeeea

  • Reply Philip Onen November 2, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    ????????????

  • Reply Travilicious November 2, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Baddie with glasses at the front left tho

  • Reply coochie eater November 3, 2019 at 1:09 am

    I've never been bored or depressed since i started watching key and peele
    Doctors should prescribe these sketches to patience , very recommend

  • Reply jermell feagin November 3, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Come to find out
    He may have been telling the truth! Then the wrecking ball ?

  • Reply Kenro Saidso November 3, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    I dont no what makes this one so funny. But i love this one skit. Especially when he says HOMEBOOOYYYE

  • Reply kenneth randle November 3, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Yeaaa… Yeaaa! ?

  • Reply Yan Rodrigo November 4, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    That Back to the future reference. HAHAHA

  • Reply GetLikeUs November 4, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Yooooo! Dead. Lol!!!!

  • Reply Claudio maño November 4, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    "The faster we get away from him the better" hahahah

  • Reply Collin Butler November 5, 2019 at 12:35 am

    Pretty sure he has consequences confused with coincidences ?

  • Reply jermell feagin November 5, 2019 at 3:39 am

    Where my crack where my crack
    WhoaaAAAA consequences!

  • Reply Lauren Klitsch November 5, 2019 at 3:56 am

    I used to b just like u lol

  • Reply Toa Fifita November 5, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    In the end he explains the plot for back to the future?

  • Reply Lxrd Breezy November 5, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    YEAAAHH andthenigotsuckedintoawormhole

  • Reply Cal Walker November 5, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    3:20 When someone says they think Jared Leto is better than Heath Ledger

  • Reply monkeythief5 November 6, 2019 at 2:32 am

    I can’t tell if all of this actually happened, or he was just high every time.

    One. You saw him getting ready to smoke crack, but…
    Two. The moment he was going to, he then got hit by a wrecking ball.

    So part of me thinks all of what he said actually happened.

  • Reply TopDomo November 6, 2019 at 4:33 am

    title should be changed to Karma. XD

  • Reply Andres Hernandez November 6, 2019 at 5:43 am

    I found Key & Peele
    Now I can’t do homework

    Consequences

  • Reply Kayne Daly November 6, 2019 at 11:23 am

    I've been watching their sketches 4 a whole now and if I'm honest I don't think they're that funny, I'm not sure if it's an across the pond thing, can some1 go watch some episodes of the fast show, or Harry and Paul, they're shows from the UK, I just find their humour funny

  • Reply Gary King November 7, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    “And then… I won an Oscar
    CONSEQUENCES”

  • Reply austin bean November 7, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    They were hangin on the streets, late at night. Morning cigarette smokers homes

  • Reply Hee Hee November 8, 2019 at 2:35 am

    What are their accents supposed to be?

  • Reply JC THEROD November 8, 2019 at 7:12 am

    I became Marty Mcfly….
    And went back to the future…..
    Consequences…….

  • Reply Skrub Lord November 8, 2019 at 9:53 am

    CON-SE-QUEN-SES

  • Reply The JP November 8, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Never gets old

  • Reply Malachi Smith November 8, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    I did my laundry and now i cant find that one sock.

    Consequences

  • Reply Mikail Thomas November 9, 2019 at 12:44 am

    Wow just wow.

  • Reply TIOTIO November 9, 2019 at 1:38 am

    “Gave me 88 concussions. One for each key”

    ??????

  • Reply Reu Wilson Fianu November 9, 2019 at 5:21 am

    I'm just like you, I keep coming back to this video.

    Consequences*

  • Reply meme graveyard November 9, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Ohhhhh yeaaah, I started smoking crack…… yeah, and then……… I got hit by a boulder like Indiana Jones-CONSEQUENCES!!!!

  • Reply nittyjee November 9, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    A brownface comedy, two black people, one Latino and the other Indian (or also Latino?). Liked it enough though.

  • Reply Coming Home by Bang Yongguk November 10, 2019 at 12:53 am

    Anyone else catch the Marty McFly reference. LOL

  • Reply Reign Shadow November 10, 2019 at 2:25 am

    I was watching John Wick 3 and OMG I kept thinking about this video

  • Reply Ash An November 10, 2019 at 4:46 am

    The accents are ??

  • Reply Josue A Hernandez November 10, 2019 at 9:48 am

    "I did a drive by at my own daughter's quinceanera……..Yeaahhhh, Yeaahhh!!! and then?!…… I got swallowed by a black hole"

  • Reply P.T.onfire November 10, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    " I think he missed a step there"-Principle.
    Starts telling the BACK 2 the FuTURE story.
    "Then i got sucked ina wormhole"-Donny the Latin Gang member.

  • Reply sarahbm9 November 10, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    i think thats actually a good example why u should not do drugs

  • Reply Amit kr Basumatary November 11, 2019 at 1:32 am

    Yeah yeah yeah!!!… then i got sucked up into a worm hole?

  • Reply Jeremy Miller November 12, 2019 at 12:45 am

    I'm from southern California and this is exactly how essay's act. Hilarious.

  • Reply Alfredo Medina November 12, 2019 at 2:32 am

    I'm not done with my story!

  • Reply Rod Powers November 12, 2019 at 3:45 am

    Getting trampled by a herd of buffaloes must have been pretty rough!

  • Reply SAMOANSTALLION1 November 12, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Lol

  • Reply Shae November 12, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    This shit is so funny

  • Reply Marcus Silva November 12, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Classic Rodriguez -_-

  • Reply Ra'Shiana Bryant November 12, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    “And then……I got trampled by a herd of buffalo ? “
    ????

  • Reply Lala November 12, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    JORDAN IS SO DAM TALENTED MAN

  • Reply Nathan Claxton November 13, 2019 at 3:17 am

    2:43 ayyyy that JAYQUELIN

  • Reply sham lamb November 13, 2019 at 8:50 am

    "you think I'm learning, but no, I'm just like you"

    He says to a bunch of highschool students

  • Reply Carl Secundus November 13, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Who is she 0:23

  • Reply beasti boi November 13, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    I was in a gang,,
    and just got out of prison and buddy of mine told me abt this video ..consequence

  • Reply J Glover November 14, 2019 at 1:07 am

    Donnie Herrera ????

  • Reply big blue November 14, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    one for each key

  • Reply Punjabi Soorme November 14, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    You you you lol just like you

  • Reply Savage MindZ November 14, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    2:19 lmao he pulled it off

  • Reply L.T Mckeithen November 14, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    the woman at 0:24 is breathtakingly breathtaking

  • Reply Serge Shariy November 14, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    88 concussions one for each key

  • Reply Ben November 14, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Kevin Hart meets 22 Jumpstreet Jonah Hill

  • Reply joey laven November 14, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    2:10 “cool to hang with the tough kids” then he does some salsa dancing hahahah

  • Reply s r November 15, 2019 at 3:21 am

    “One for each key”

  • Reply baby kun November 15, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Slap ass !!!

  • Reply Shemar Mckenzie November 15, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    That little dance he doing tho

  • Reply Arkz November 15, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    “Goes on to write Get Out and Us”
    Won Oscar for best original screenplay

    Consequences

  • Reply Lalrinpuii Lalrinpuii November 16, 2019 at 1:38 am

    He starts talking and I started laughing ??

  • Reply Tommy the Cat official November 16, 2019 at 6:45 am

    If you haven’t got consequences
    I feel bad for you son
    Got 88 problems and this skit ain’t one

  • Reply MrJobless November 16, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    Planned to take NNN, then I started watching Key and Peele, now nutting all day….

    CONSEQUENCES

  • Reply Sizwe Monthez November 16, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    I spent all of my money on data

    *consequences

  • Reply noona.condition EXO SHINEE RV NCT SUJU BTOB November 16, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    I watched Everything Great About GET OUT video then Jordan Peele video reacting to Fan Theories then I'm now having a Key & Peele marathon

    CONSEQUENCES

  • Reply Tabish A November 16, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    "The faster we get from them, the better".??

  • Reply SSG Christian Hamblant November 16, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    You let an ex gang member come on school property? Might as well have said to all terrorist too. Sick bastards

  • Reply Tony Mitchell November 16, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    If it happens in a crack heads Head and no one's around…. Did it ever happen?

  • Reply Ms Mac November 16, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    Obviously he wasn’t embellishing his story.

  • Reply Dwayne Cali November 16, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    "I'm not done with my story!"
    Keeps going:

    Consequences. ?

  • Reply Ryan Jeanes November 16, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    Key is doing Edward James Olmos from Stand and Deliver.

  • Reply Louis Vuitton November 17, 2019 at 5:01 am

    88 concussions. 1 for each key

  • Reply Nick Brother November 17, 2019 at 6:49 am

    Its November 2019 and i can't stop watching this.

    Consequences

  • Reply Saucy M November 17, 2019 at 11:13 am

    C O N S E Q U E N C E S

  • Reply American Pride November 17, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Funny but true

  • Reply NANA JAHNIQUEJESSIE November 17, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    ??????

  • Reply chaiLighter November 17, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    I knew he had to be smoking something with stories like that! My production teacher in film school had us watch these two nuts. They are sharp! I have not yet seen others like them. Quick, creative, spontaneous, and work well together. Hope they make more feature films. Spies come in pairs, so they would make a great spy movie! — hat off the Key and Peele, great work. been laughing at them since 2014.

  • Reply LeBeau November 17, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    I went 56 in a 55 MPH zone and now I'm allergic to graphite.

    CONSEQUENCES

  • Reply Tonejack November 18, 2019 at 5:44 am

    More than cigarette smokers homes.

  • Reply 搞笑视频分享玩具熊 November 18, 2019 at 7:17 am

    Then I got sucked into a wormhole, consequences. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Reply The Alpha November 18, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Plot twist: this was all true and they all just ignored him

  • Reply Kizzy Sylvester November 18, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Lol

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