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“José Jalapeño’s bad day” | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

November 27, 2019


– I understand you guys
had a good day today? – Yes we had a great day!
– No we did not – Yes
– No – Yes
– No we did not have a good day. – Yes we had a great fricking day! (laughter) (Monkey noise) – Did you have a good day? – Yeah
– No – Shut up! (laughter) – A good day – [Peanut] Yes
– No – [Peanut] Shut up. – You’re supposed to have
taken him to the spa. – I took him to the spa. (laughter) – He put me in the vegetable steamer. (laughter) – It’s the same thing! – The same thing? – It is too, it gets
hot, and it gets steamy, and then it goes, “Ding!” – Purple bastard. – Mexican condiment. (laughter) – [Jeff] A condiment? – I do not use them. – You don’t? – And neither did your mother. (laughter) – [Voice From The Suitcase]
Oh that’s funny (bleep) right there, that is funny (bleep)! (laughter) – Whoa, that was really good! You gotta work on it a little though. – Why? – Cause from here it sounded
like it came out of my ass. – Now I have somewhere to put my stick. – Oh yeah, well your
mother’s a corn dog! Hah! – On a stick. – Look, Jose, are you happy? – Si Senor, I am happy. – Good. – What the hell is happy? – Are you always happy? – I’m not happy on Halloween.
– Oh. – What the hell is wrong with Halloween? – There are no costumes on a stick. – You could be a fudgesicle (laughs) – Did anything else happen today? – No.
– Si! – Damn. – What else happened? – We were getting out of the car today – Out of the car, what happened? – He slammed my stick in the door. (laughter) and now I have a sore stick. – Peanut did you apologize? – (laughs) No.
– Why not? – Cause I couldn’t, I couldn’t breathe! – Why couldn’t you breathe? – Because he was laughing too hard. – Man, it was funny, he looked like a hood
ornament from Taco Bell! – I think you’re just
gonna have to apologize – All right all right all right! Jose, I’m, I’m sorry – Is okay
– [Jeff] Okay – I hope you die. – Look, you’re just gonna
have to be nicer to him – What do you say, uh, (speaking Spanish to one another) – [Jeff] What are you doing? – I’m speaking to Jose
in his native tongue. – We don’t do that
– Why not? – Well, it makes me feel left out. (laughing) – Huh? – Well I don’t speak Spanish. (humming horror music) – Picture if you will – Look Jose, you’re an
unusual kind of guy, what makes you happiest in life? – My BMW?
– [Jeff] He has a BMW. – [Peanut] Yeah, big Mexican woman. – On a stick. (laughing) – Jose, would you feel better in the box? – It’s much nicer in the box.
– Okay. – Whoa, oh dude, I thought you
were gonna drop him, oh jeez. That would’ve been funny as hell. – [Jose] Do not drop me, Senor. – I won’t drop you Jose. – [Jose] I would then be Jose
The Jalapeno On The Floor. (laughter) – Do a little tap dance, we got salsa! (laughter) – That’s terrible!
– Not with the right kind of chips it’s not.
– Stop it! I’m sorry Jose. – [Jose] Is okay
– Okay. – [Jose] I kick his ass later. – I’ll turn your ass into guacamole. – Stop it. – I’ll stir you with your own stick! – Stop it. – (sings) This is the way we
stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac. Ole! – I’m sorry Jose. – [Jose] Is okay
– Okay – [Jose] Don’t close the door
– Why not? – [Jose] The cockroaches. – You have cockroaches in there? – [Jose] One big one!
– A big one. – [Jose] On a stick! (laughter) – [Jose] Senor!
– What? – [Jose] I need to come back out. – I have to go on with the show, Jose. You stay right there. – [Jose] Senor!
– What – [Jose] I need to come back out! – You can’t come back out! – [Jose] I wish to see the Senoritas – What? – [Jose] I want to see the girls – What girls?
– [Jose] Any girls. – What makes you think a
girl would want to see you? – [Jose] Jose has the stick. (laughter and applause) (whooshing)

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100 Comments

  • Reply Andrew Hatcer October 18, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    Jeff Duhham is awsome

  • Reply wordvomit100 October 19, 2019 at 12:44 am

    He slammed my stick in the door. Lol

  • Reply PurpleManiac 892 October 20, 2019 at 4:32 am

    I want the friendship like Peanut and Jose

  • Reply Edgar Gonzalez October 20, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    5:15 made me laugh so hard my back started hurting?????

  • Reply Official Ball October 20, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    ? ? ? ? I can't get enough of this

  • Reply MunchkinKraftin October 20, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    At 0:20 his mouth moved

  • Reply Jennifer Sheridan October 20, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Jose I kick his ass later

  • Reply DJ CARLOS October 21, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Really cracks me up???????????

  • Reply XD Will October 22, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    0:24 – 0:30

  • Reply Dorcas Marie Gicain October 23, 2019 at 2:25 am

    I just love José's accent.

  • Reply Weeaboo Hamster October 23, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    “Do not drop me, senior”
    “I won’t drop you José”
    “ I then would be José the Jalapeño on the floor”
    “Do a little tap dance and we’ve got salsa”
    “ That’s terrible.”
    “Not with the right chips it’s not”
    “STOP IT”

  • Reply Rose October 24, 2019 at 12:06 am

    2020 anyone

  • Reply Elliott H October 24, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    DJ PAULY D ALWAYS TALKS ABDOUT TANNING HEY PAULY ILL PUT U IN THE VEGTABLE STEAMER ???

  • Reply Chevaun Van Der Westhuizen October 25, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    Have you guys ever watched a video with Peanut in it with the captions on?! ?? It's hilarious!

  • Reply ALEX THE DINOSAUR PUPPET _ October 25, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    What the hccckhell is wrong with hccckhalloween
    BMW Big Mexican Woman

  • Reply Bonnie10199 October 27, 2019 at 4:46 am

    My parwnts used to watch you all the time and now i understand why!!! You are amazing!!!!

  • Reply Jouhaina Elarbiti October 27, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    This laugh so hard the end was hilarious

  • Reply Roy Bellegum October 27, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Yes we have a good day
    No
    Yes
    No we did not gave e good day
    Yes we gaaaave a good fricking day
    I took HIM to the Spa
    He put me in the vegtable steamer
    Its the same thing
    First iT get hot then iT get steamy and then iT does piiiiiiing

  • Reply Roy Bellegum October 27, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Sometimes i forget this are Puppets

  • Reply Xx_Taffyy_xX October 27, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    José: on a stick

  • Reply Nico Caz October 27, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    You’re mom is a corn dog

  • Reply Ollie Harris October 28, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    At 0:18 I thought he isn’t meant to move his mouth????????????

  • Reply Ghost Hunter October 29, 2019 at 12:50 am

    The epic duo

  • Reply Jessica October 29, 2019 at 1:29 am

    It's so sad that he cheated on his wife.

  • Reply BRITTANY HILL October 30, 2019 at 12:21 am

    ????????☺️??? good one

  • Reply Cyndy Aguirre October 30, 2019 at 12:50 am

    5:10 is soooooo funny

  • Reply cash .m October 30, 2019 at 5:45 am

    Always remember

    Jose has the STICK

  • Reply Rhonda Holley October 31, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Jose has the stick ????

  • Reply unknowndeoxys00 October 31, 2019 at 7:28 am

    These jokes flew waaay better in 06-07, for obvious reasons. Golden era of YouTube, gotta miss it 😛

  • Reply Roblox Hoysinokatwo October 31, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    He has a good day
    well he hasn't have a good day
    lol

  • Reply Ashleigh Long October 31, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    Hhhhggggooowww the HHHHHHGGGEEECCCCKKK

  • Reply Robby October 31, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    Jeff: Look José are you happy?
    José: Si Señor i'm khappy
    Peanut: What the hell is khappy?
    Jeff: Are you always happy?
    José: I'm not khappy on khalloween!
    Peanut: What the khell is on with khalloween?
    ??????????????????

  • Reply Ashley Wolfson November 1, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    Lol

  • Reply jeniffer kiruki November 1, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    Peanut is racist AF??

  • Reply chelsea _gamer November 2, 2019 at 5:28 am

    This is so funny ? ? I like when they said yes no stup yes no stup that is so funny

  • Reply Becci November 3, 2019 at 4:50 am

    Waahhhttt

  • Reply Dineo Ramahali November 3, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    When peanut laughs?????????????????

  • Reply Scorpionstrike7 November 3, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    “I took him to the SPAAAAAH

  • Reply Hypnotic Skull November 3, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    BMW
    Big Mexican Woman

  • Reply Em Spotts November 5, 2019 at 3:15 am

    BMW DOES NOT stand for “Big Mexican Women”

    Dear Peanut,
    You CAN NOT make Guac out of a Jahlepano

  • Reply patricia marie martinez November 6, 2019 at 3:16 am

    Love theses guys so want a puppet

  • Reply Cruz zone November 6, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Do little tap dance we got salsa

    Jeff that's terrible

    Peanut not with the right kinda chips it's not

  • Reply Savvy Fager November 7, 2019 at 4:52 am

    This is my favorite one he did

  • Reply GunsOfMassEffect November 7, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Can never get enough of JD and friends.

  • Reply kgotlelelo M November 7, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    José has de steek
    ?????????????

  • Reply Laurie Williams November 8, 2019 at 1:41 am

    Mr. JEFF DUNHAM, PLEASE BEFORE YOUR LAST SHOW, SINCE WE SEEN ACHMED AND HIS SON, CAN WE PKEASE SEE WALTER AND HIS WIFE!!! AND UR RIGHT COMMENT BELOW MINE, I FORGET THERE NOT REAL PEOPLE SOMETIMES TOO. HE REALLY DOES HIS JOB WELL

  • Reply hanz the bringer of flammewerfer November 8, 2019 at 1:57 am

    "Anything else happen today."
    "No."
    "Si."
    "Damn."

  • Reply Lisa McGrath November 8, 2019 at 2:16 am

    Im in luv with thiz ?

  • Reply Kandi Wolfe November 8, 2019 at 3:08 am

    Thank so much for sharing some funny stuff with all of us! Peace!

  • Reply Star Angel November 8, 2019 at 6:35 am

    Peanut ? is always my favorite

  • Reply Brandon Blake November 9, 2019 at 2:08 am

    ?

  • Reply James Royal November 9, 2019 at 4:31 am

    It must take a mix of talents in order to do all this ,given some to the camera's, but not to take away ,I'm amazed, the king would have loved these fools, lol Google it

  • Reply Cj Combs November 9, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    0:50 purple busters

  • Reply Booperdooper xd November 9, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    “José has the steek”

  • Reply Lebo Stoner November 9, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Bmw?

  • Reply Ochoa Family November 9, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    When i heard hhhappy at first it sounded like crappy at first

  • Reply celinni gtz November 10, 2019 at 12:33 am

    Hahaha ??

  • Reply Brooke Ann November 10, 2019 at 4:52 am

    'you were supposed to take him to the spa!' "i took him to the s p a!"

    me: quotes every word with a P in it like *P to annoy people*

  • Reply Shaun Libby November 10, 2019 at 6:11 am

    I t s o u n d s l i k e it c a m e o u t o f m y a s s.

  • Reply Yvonne Hernandez November 11, 2019 at 7:35 am

    I need to come back oooouttttt

  • Reply Richard Perez November 11, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    2019 anyone lol

  • Reply yhannae smiyh November 11, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    I've watched this so many times and its still funny

  • Reply awesomeness queen November 12, 2019 at 1:25 am

    Did you have a good day?
    Yes
    No
    Shut up.
    Good day?
    Yes
    No
    Shut up
    You were supose to take him to the spa!
    I took him to the spa!
    He put me in the vegetable steamer

  • Reply Johnny Kokkelsmit November 12, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Who's here in November 2019???

  • Reply Bethani Creamer November 13, 2019 at 4:32 am

    I feel like if I was a puppet i would be something like peanut ?

  • Reply Rochelle Bailey November 13, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    I keep rewatching every few months lolol

  • Reply Dadda Ridley Official November 13, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    When i first watched this and Jeff said "I don't speak Spanish" I lost it. All these years later and it still hits hard. ?

  • Reply Edd25164605 November 14, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    As much as I love this skit and Jeffs talent, you can't blatantly see him talking at the 'yes-no-shut up!' at 0:22.
    Peanut is my favourite, so funny

  • Reply Brendan Zengeni November 14, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    0:20 Oh dang, he messed up

  • Reply PoSeiDoN NaGa November 14, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    The more I watch his shows, the more I forget that they are just puppets and given a voice by Jeff.

  • Reply Alivia Burns November 15, 2019 at 1:58 am

    i talk to myself and become insane he does it and gets money….. good for him

  • Reply Maddest of Lads November 15, 2019 at 2:47 am

    Wit da schtick

  • Reply jim hatty November 16, 2019 at 12:16 am

    Just ok

  • Reply Faze Char November 16, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Jeff: I can’t speak Spanish
    Jose: Doo do do do
    Stranger Things into plays

  • Reply 왕해진 November 16, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    콰크로치스~

  • Reply Rk 150 November 16, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    He has een BMW , yeah big mexican woman
    On a stick?

  • Reply Fashaun Ibanez November 16, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    ?????????????????✌️???????

  • Reply Burrito Boi November 17, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    I love when peanut does the high pitched WHAAATTT

  • Reply BlazeThe Monsta November 19, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    Got through about 2 minutes, im going back to dave chappelle

  • Reply Shanan Alexander November 20, 2019 at 12:00 am

    I can’t get enough of this one. I love it.

  • Reply Shanan Alexander November 20, 2019 at 12:02 am

    My goodness I forget they’re not real

  • Reply Jared Beall November 20, 2019 at 1:09 am

    ???

  • Reply Becky Thomas November 22, 2019 at 4:55 am

    ????????? I'm laughing my ass off

  • Reply Ellie Walker November 22, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    I am your biggest fan???????????????????????

  • Reply MATTHEW RASCOE November 22, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • Reply Courtney Johnson November 23, 2019 at 1:45 am

    I fell like there are times where Jeff forgets he talking to puppets & that he's voicing them

  • Reply Nika Sawyer November 23, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Peanut's my favorite

  • Reply ItzTurtle November 23, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    i actually thought they were real and talking when i was little

  • Reply Evan's Megazord reviews November 23, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    My favorite part of the video
    3:48 he has a bmw
    Peanut: yeah big Mexican woman
    Me: lmao

  • Reply jtschaeff November 24, 2019 at 1:49 am

    SO FUNNY!

  • Reply Ashleigh Long November 24, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    I saw this before ????????

  • Reply Gabriel Best November 24, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    ?

  • Reply Gabriel Best November 24, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    Breev

  • Reply Dunald Turnip November 25, 2019 at 1:17 am

    3:52 Peanut fractures his neck

  • Reply Galaxy dog Hmmm November 25, 2019 at 4:33 am

    ill turn you * into guacamole! ill stir you with your own stick! this is the way we stir the guac stir the guac. olay!

    ( LOL I died XD)

  • Reply Gabriel Best November 25, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Breev???

  • Reply HenrysAdventures18 November 25, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Mexican condiment

  • Reply Random Studios November 26, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    YES WE HGGAD A GREAT FREAKING DAY

  • Reply Lonnie Sowers November 27, 2019 at 2:58 am

    I need to come back oouuutttt!!?????

  • Reply poisoned _ivy360 November 27, 2019 at 5:22 am

    Peanut: "from here it sounded like it came out of my ass"
    Me: I didn't know you even had one!

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