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JAAT ki Ex Girlfriend – Standup Comedy by Priyansh Kaushik – LIMEWIT Live

January 24, 2020


Jeeja meri setting hai yeh Jeeja keh raha Setting toh theek hai yaar Lekin iski naak thodi chochili nahi hai? Jaat keh raha Jeeja pyaar mohabbat me yeh sab kaun dekhega Jeeja keh rha, haan Baat toh hai teri Teri behen ki naak bhi toh aisi hai Koi bike rider hai idhar? Bike rider? Mere paas bullet hai Bullet Budd Budd… Toh main bullet Haan Budd Budd… Toh main Meerut se hoon Shayad aapka rishta mere tak aa sakta hai Toh main Meerut se. Meri job leke main Noida aaya Main apni bike le aaya idhar Noida me Toh Meerut me toh apni koi ladki dost thi nahi bhai! To be very honest Par yahaan ladkiyan dost bani Ek ladki bullet dekhke aisi excited ho gayi Woh uchalne lag gayi Bullet Bullet Bullet Bullet… Main keh raha yeh chutiya uchal kyu rahi hai? Par maine usko roka nahi bhai Kyunki bahut kuch uchal raha tha Woh keh rahi ki Priyansh Yeh badd badd bhi karti hai kya? Maine kaha badd badd toh hum bhi karte hain Mauka toh do Jaat hai koi idhar Jaat? Jaat Nhi hai koi Jaat nahi hai Bhai mazaa hi aa jaayega fir toh Nahi dar rehta hai na Koi maarne na lag jaye yaar Bouncer vouncer nah aa jaye bhai, nah nah Toh Jaat ka breakup hua hai Mera dost hai Mere saare dost Jaat, Rajput yahi hai Jaat ka breakup hua hai Aur Jaat ke bhai ki shaadi hai Aur baaraat me hum sab naach rahe hai Par Jaat aaj Jaat aaj taandav kar raha hai Usne beintehaan sharab pee li Aur voh akela kone me tandav kar raha hai Main kaha dekhu jaake kya Main gaya, main dekha Woh saala kuttiya ke saath naach raha hai Aur aisi vaise kutiya nahi Kaali kutiya ke saath Usse keh rha hai Ab kaat mera Dekho woh masoom si kuttiya Woh samajh chuki ki yeh hai ch***ya Usne iski aankhon me pyaar se dekha Aur badi maasoomiyat se boli Auw auww auwwww… Haan Woh, woh Usse kehta hai Achcha It’s not you, it’s me Peeche kaala kutta khada Usko dekhke bolta Dekh tera best friend Harsh khada hai Harsh bhaag gaya uss din Maine apni zindagi me pehli baar Ladki ke best friend ko bhaagte huye dekha hai Iska kaam toh tudwaana hai Itne me yeh sab chal raha hai Main dekh raha hun Jaat ka jeeja aa gya Iska jeeja isse bhi jyada set Unhone beintehaan aur pee rakhi… Woh daaru ki bottle le kar aaya Haan bhai kya haal hai? Keh rha Jeeja meri setting hai yeh Kutiya me usse ex-girlfriend dikh rahi Jeeja meri setting hai yeh Jeeja keh raha hai Setting toh theek hai yaar Lekin iski naak thodi chochili nahi hai? Jaat keh raha Jeeja pyaar mohabbat me yeh sab kaun dekhega Jeeja keh rha, haan Baat toh hai Teri behen ki naak bhi toh aisi hai Bahut bahut awkward Lekin ab tak woh masoom si kutiya Woh yeh samajh chuki ki yeh bhi hai chutiya Usne jeeja ki aankhon me bade pyaar se dekha Aur bahut maasomiyat se boli Awuuuu Jeeja keh raha Kya keh rahi hai yeh? Keh raha hai, Jeeju aashirvaad maang rahi hai aashirvaad Jeeja set tha Jeeja ne 500 ke 3 note lagaa diye Kuttiya ke sar pe Kuttiya me alag hi proud aagya aunty Woh agar Pikachu hoti Toh Raichu ban jaati Haan Uss kuttiya ke pet pe 9 than the tab tak Woh than 12 ho chuke the Woh desi kutiya se Labrador ban gayi thi 3 inch height badh gayi uski Ab tak hum sab dekh rahe hai Hum sab aagye bhagte bhagte Bhabhi bhabhi bhabhi… Woh masoom se kutiya Usne hum sabko dekha Woh samajh gayi ki hum sab bhi hai chutiya Humari aankhon me pyaar se dekha Aur gusse se boli Hrrrrr hrrrrrr… Toh ek dost bolta hai Keh raha hai Yaar Bhabhi gusse kyu kar rahi hai yaar? Toh Rana bolta hai Are Bhabhi ko thand lag rahi hai Nangi khadi hai na Kapde pehnao kapde Aur Rana ghodi ke kapde utar laya Usne ghodi ke kapde daal diye kutiya pe Ab ghodi ko gussa aa gaya Ghodi keh rahi “Uuhh, mere kapde le gayi bitch” Yaar logic hai na Agar ek hi party me Do ladkiyan hai Aur ek ladki dusri ladki ke kapde pehen ke Jyada attention seek kar rahi hai Toh woh toh jealous hogi Kuttiya me alag hi ghamand aa gaya Uska haath aise ho gaya tha Do pairon pe khadi ho gayi woh Bas ab purse taangne ki der thi uske hath me Woh kutiya ‘POO’ samajh rahi hai apne aap ko Usko toh pura attention mil raha hai Itne me Jaat bolta hai Ab isme attitude aa gaya Ab yeh kaategi Hum saare piche ho gye “Behn**** kaat na le” Keh raha waise nahi, mere kaategi Phir saare chilla rahe “Bhabhi love bite, Bhabhi love bite” Aisa scene ho gaya tha Is scene me dur iska baap khada hai, Jaat ka Woh dekh raha hai Mera toh ladka ho nahi sakta Mera ladka nahi hai bhai Main nahi jaanta ise Jaat gaya baap se milne Apne baap se keh raha hai Achha Papa suno Woh Suman aunty puch rahi thi aaj… …Ki papa kaun se color ke kapde pehnenge shaadi me Woh matching ke pehnengi Baap bhi haraami, keh raha “Toh haram***e tune bataya kyun nahi sahi kapde” Keh raha Papa dhyan se dekho Andar tak ke match kara diye maine

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83 Comments

  • Reply Harsh Gupta January 23, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    01:31 hahahaha kuttiya ke sath nach raha h…

  • Reply shreyash shreekant January 23, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    Great work

  • Reply rahul ranjan January 23, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    2:39 is the best moment of this stand up comedy video. 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply rohit kumar January 23, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Apna bhai priyansh😘😘😘

  • Reply richa tanwar January 23, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Rofl 😂😂 great work. #standupcomedy.. 🤠🤠

  • Reply ashu dahiya January 23, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    One of the best and funniest video ever watched ♥️ loved it

  • Reply Film Joints January 23, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Yeh banda kutte ki awaz kutte se jyada badhiya nikaalta hai🤣🤣🤣. Stand up comedy m naye naye star aa rahe hain.

  • Reply Shivashish Prasad January 23, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    kaafi funny good one bro

  • Reply Neelam Dhupar January 23, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Epic stand up comedy video😂😂

  • Reply Tripeet Ojha January 23, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Kyuki bahot kuch uchal raha tha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply NIKHIL BHARTI January 23, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    Awesome standup comedy
    Naye naye log 🤣

  • Reply Shivam Sehgal January 23, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Boht he pyaari delivery

  • Reply shreyash shreekant January 23, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    Met this guy in an open mic, he performed a similar set and I was enamored by his confidence and dexterity.

    He is also a very polite person who entertained my questions and helped me with my doubts.

    Great work sir, very funny

  • Reply Rofl Rastogi January 23, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Bht bdyaaa

  • Reply Rajeev Jana January 23, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Great job bro 😂🤣
    You're a rising Star of stand up comedy .🤩

  • Reply Deepa verma January 23, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Nice video #standupcomedy

  • Reply yash sharma January 23, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    Bohot badiya bhai
    Abhi bohot aage jana hai..
    Tip- upload regularly

  • Reply Hussain Abbas Bw January 23, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    His confidence alone took the stand up comedy video to a whole new level. Awesome video

  • Reply sahib jot singh January 23, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    What a great stand up comedy act Priyansh. Looking forward to more good content from limewit

  • Reply N Rao January 23, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Nice one bro

  • Reply Mohit Arora January 23, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Bdiya bhai great video..

  • Reply Aanchal Rohilla January 23, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Nice standup comedy😆
    Superb

  • Reply Mohit Arora January 23, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Stand up comedy is awesome bro…

  • Reply Peeyush Luthra January 23, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Had a tough day. Watched this standup comedy piece. Loved it limewit

  • Reply Kritika Kamra January 23, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Stunning stand up☺️ and the best part was that bitch one😂😂😂 keep it up dude☺️

  • Reply Kuldeep singh January 23, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    Nice set brother

  • Reply Anish Uppal January 23, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Epic stand up comedy😂

  • Reply Sahil Tanwar January 23, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Stand-up comedy is keeping me alive😂…. thanks for the great content 👍

  • Reply Aman Gupta January 23, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    Very good stand up comedy,loved it!

  • Reply deepansh paliwal January 23, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    loved your stand up comedy

  • Reply deep komic January 23, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Badia Bhai mast set 😃😃

  • Reply An Indian January 23, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    Bdhya bhai keeep it up n bring next asap 🤘🔥

  • Reply NITISH KUMAR JAYASAVAL January 23, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Stand Up Comedy..

  • Reply pratima verma January 23, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Amazing #standupcomedy video😂😂😂😂

  • Reply the kmine January 23, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Best stand up comedy bro.

  • Reply Lakshay Dhupar January 23, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Loved Priyansh's performance. Looking forward to more Standup Comedy Videos from LIMEWIT Live.

  • Reply kumar sharma January 23, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Bhai awesome standupcomedy yar…

  • Reply Vishal Teotia January 23, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    This guy had done a great standup comedy i loved it enjoyed it thoroughly. Priyansh kaushik well done dude.
    Kya baat ladke. 👍

  • Reply Guddu Baba January 23, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    0:49 this is in bad taste, disappointed.

  • Reply BITTOO PRAMOD January 23, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Haha gr8 standup comedy

  • Reply spell heart January 23, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    You're outstanding as usual. Great work:)

  • Reply kamal suryavanshi January 23, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Yarro ka yaar priyansh ,😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Mohit tiwari January 23, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Waah. Badiya stand comedy

  • Reply prince kumar January 23, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Mjaa aa gya

  • Reply palash zutshi January 23, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Mere bade bhai hain ye bawa❤️

  • Reply Dev Mongia January 23, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Great stand up comedy ❤️

  • Reply Dev Mongia January 23, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Loved your stand up comedy man

  • Reply Sandeep Multani January 23, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Best stand up comedy ever seen😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Mukul Phogaat January 23, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Good work #standupcomedy

  • Reply Divyansh Sharma January 23, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    You have unique set of skills.. 😂😂

  • Reply Kamlesh Rathour January 23, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    🤣🤣 nice buddy 👌🏻 great effort. Rockkssss

  • Reply Ravi Nayyar January 23, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Q pakara h chutie

  • Reply Vinay Kumar January 23, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Osm

  • Reply Vinay Kumar January 23, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Supper

  • Reply Vinay Kumar January 23, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Fadu

  • Reply Vinay Kumar January 23, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Bhaiiiii killer

  • Reply Bhagendra Pratap January 23, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Kuch bhi..kon saa jaat aisi harqat krta hai…apna naukri kr tu..in sb kuch na rkha..

  • Reply Bhagendra Pratap January 23, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Bnani hai to kuch ache sa content pa bna…ye theek na…ma bhi jaato k sath hi rhta hu…saare k saare bhut bdiya hai..ye cheez thk na smjaa

  • Reply Neeraj Neeraj January 23, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Awesome standup comedy video bhai

  • Reply Vivek Singh Rana January 23, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Bht badhiya londe ek no👌🏻

  • Reply rakesh bhatt January 23, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Bhot badiya standup comedy broooo

  • Reply Abhimanyu Sharma January 23, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Felt proud that I know this guy in person but unfortunately have to bear his stand up comedy almost everyday 😅 wish you the best future in what you do the best 😎

  • Reply Abhishek Singh January 23, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    This guy is fun. Keep it up baba. O bête Gajab.

  • Reply Shivani Kashyap January 23, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Awesome stand up comedy… And i am also from meerut… 😎 I like बड़बड़ 🤣🤣

  • Reply ANKUR SINGH January 23, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Majaa hi aaagya broooo. Loved this stand up content man🤣🤣

  • Reply AnkurK Singh January 23, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Great stand up comedy bro. Loved the mid portion 🤣

  • Reply Viroxygen January 23, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Hahahahaahaha. Couldn't laugh more harder watching this stand up comedy

  • Reply lakshayd97 January 23, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Woahh. Hats off to this Standup Comedy artist😍

  • Reply Rajat gupta January 23, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Awesome 👏👏😂😂😂
    Maja aa gya.. ek no..👍 standup comedy
    #Standup_comedy #comedy

  • Reply Rahul Negi January 23, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    Kya baat be finally aa hi gyi teri standup comedy video

  • Reply himanshu rajput January 23, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    Nice mere Bhai…ek din Tere show Ka ticket apun 10k Mai khareedega

  • Reply vishal singh January 23, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Meerutiya jinDaBaaD…

  • Reply krishan soni January 23, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    Going great Priyansh 😂 continue to rock. Best wishes with you👍

  • Reply Shivam Sah January 23, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    Great stand-up comedy

  • Reply Ashu Warsi January 23, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    🤟🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • Reply Dinesh Dubey January 24, 2020 at 2:40 am

    Awsm priyansh..good luck.

  • Reply Anjali Diwaker January 24, 2020 at 3:47 am

    Met him in an open mic …he is such a Talented and convivial person … Hope uh will do good Priyansh

  • Reply Amit Kushawaha January 24, 2020 at 5:20 am

    Mast h bhai

  • Reply DESI KILLER January 24, 2020 at 6:56 am

    Ek baar apna pata Bata de ghar mein ghus ke marunga

  • Reply Aryan Sugla January 24, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Loved the standup

  • Reply Akash Singh January 24, 2020 at 8:25 am

    Ghazab 🤙

  • Reply jeet singh January 24, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    Ek number 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Deepshikha Sharma January 24, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Kamaal dhamaal bemisaal

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