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it’s time to get good at darts | bdg

March 26, 2020


It’s time It’s time to get good at darts I’ve always wanted to But never wanted to work hard At getting good, just like bowling and chess I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest But now I’m home and social distancing
and everything’s fine I have the time to focus on darts
during this quarantine And I’m finding all the moves
and all the tricks of the trade I didn’t know that you could throw a dart
so many dang ways. There’s The standard, the quarterback, the 180 chuck, The Vin Diesel, tweeze, and weasel,
and the 12-point buck The christmas tree, The Ctrl Z, and the
“You, Me, and Dupree” *Owen Wilson voice* Oh wow! The hinge and the ninja- The ninja is an advanced technique that should
not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths It’s time to get good at the darts! It’s time for everyone to get good! Not just me, but you too! The chancellor of darts has now made their decree That everyone on this Earth has dart proficiency The future is coming and soon
it’s a world of the dart It’s time to get good- By the year 2053, all communication will be
done via dart board. There is no more poverty or famine,
there is only darts. The world has moved past the need for currency. Criminal activities have long since ceased. War is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the dartening. This future can become a reality, so long as we understand that the time has finally come. The time to get good at darts. *sung* Daaaaaaaaaa -aaaaaaarts! *SMACK* Oh COME ON! *a funky beat*

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44 Comments

  • Reply Maria Annette March 23, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    I once threw a dart through the little tail fins of another dart that was actually in the dartboard correctly. Don't ask me how I managed this, I still don't know.

  • Reply I’m still Here March 25, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    I do not know what kinda weird dart cult you’re selling me but am 100% buying

  • Reply Bess H March 25, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    Hozier: My cover of “Toxic” is going to be THE jam of the coronavirus outbreak
    BDG: HOLD MY BEER

  • Reply Bokita pasion March 25, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    BDG literally made me forget about COVID-19 by making a song about… learning how to play darts.

  • Reply aaaalishaaaa March 25, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    Wow it really needed a pandemic for him to make a new video.

  • Reply Vinicius Medeiros March 25, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Miss the mustache

  • Reply Lewis March 25, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    “Yeah but what if I got good at art?”

    “I’m sorry but did you mean DARTS?!”

  • Reply Rebecca Truesdale March 25, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    Hey Brian, you okay?

  • Reply Nintenpro 1802 March 25, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    the ultimate creator the hail of content finnaly! and now git gut!

  • Reply bowen voowy March 25, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    "The chancellor of darts has now made their decree -" finally, some representation of a nonbinary character I can relate to.

  • Reply Gokee March 25, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    gonna tell my kids this is danny sexbang

  • Reply Alice Spoon March 25, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    Am I the only one who noticed how buff he got?

  • Reply Daniel Nadeau March 25, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    gosh i cant wait to find out what poorly thought out political subtext bdg is gonna try and work in this time

  • Reply Rosalind Rambo March 25, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Are you okay BDG?

  • Reply SunFreezFilms March 25, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    ready to embrace the Dart Ages

  • Reply Molly Tallmadge March 25, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Brian is my god

  • Reply Mari ! March 25, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    Why is no one talking about the soul-transcending harmony at the end like it just makes me want to hear more

  • Reply Jelly Beanium March 25, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    It's time to get a BDG and Bill Wurtz crossover

  • Reply Julian G March 25, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    I like how instead of getting good at darts Brian made this video.

    Big procrastination mood tbh

  • Reply João Cordeiro March 25, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    Brian actually spent all his time making this music video and none getting good at darts.

  • Reply Hillary M Kirby March 25, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    Somebody, please make :13 – :17 a meme if they haven't already.

  • Reply Laser Panda March 25, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    This is absolutely the content I waited 10 months to see

  • Reply Pink Ducklett March 25, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    Finally someone making good use of their time stuck at home.
    God why is Brian the best human.

  • Reply WoeWolfgirl March 25, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    This is (d)art(s)

  • Reply Caden Cottingham March 25, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    Which lemon demon song is this?

  • Reply Ryan Howse March 25, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    I assume this was mandated by your Polygon company insurance policy after you almost murdered yourself in the Sims video.

  • Reply bah797 March 25, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    I used to think that I could achieve world peace through policy, trade agreements and less hunger. WRONG! I am now playing darts.

  • Reply Adam Roe March 25, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    He wrote this in a fever dream

  • Reply Inkter P March 25, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    he looks like a walmart james macavoy

  • Reply Dag Hjelseth March 25, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    but brian will die in may 2030 so why does he train for something he wont be alive to see

  • Reply lenonbaby March 26, 2020 at 12:27 am

    That sounds like a load of darts.

  • Reply Annabelle Ingalls March 26, 2020 at 12:37 am

    You can finally live out your Sim’s life.

  • Reply luketheplayer3 March 26, 2020 at 1:13 am

    I've missed this

  • Reply Tyler Bowshier March 26, 2020 at 1:13 am

    Thank you, Brian David Gilbert, you're always a friend in dart times.

  • Reply raspberry cookie March 26, 2020 at 1:20 am

    those chord progressions…. chef kiss

  • Reply Nitro Kickflip March 26, 2020 at 1:33 am

    falls off of a 32 story building
    "as you can see this is an obvious allegory for communism"
    falls off of another 32 story building

  • Reply Un Neces Sary Sp Aces March 26, 2020 at 1:54 am

    I’m not completely sure that chess game could’ve happened that knight was in a weird spot

  • Reply Alexandre Duque March 26, 2020 at 2:01 am

    it must be mere coincidence that darts rhymes with jorts…..right????

  • Reply Jake Sandstorm March 26, 2020 at 2:38 am

    one time I was playing darts with a friend and the fins on one of my darts fell off so I said "that's fine, I don't need them" then threw the dart like a throwing knife and landed a perfect bullseye

  • Reply vlogbrothers March 26, 2020 at 2:44 am

    This is literally the only good thing about the last two weeks. -John

  • Reply Drakkenmensch Silverflare March 26, 2020 at 3:41 am

    No poverty.
    No currency.
    ONLY DARTS.

  • Reply Gumball_Goblin ? March 26, 2020 at 4:08 am

    Who’s watching after the dartening?

  • Reply sammm March 26, 2020 at 4:22 am

    a…. new video on the brian david gilbert channel? is this real life?

  • Reply Josiah Thieme March 26, 2020 at 4:22 am

    what happened to the decorations????

  • Reply CAPTAIN Man March 26, 2020 at 4:32 am

    What movie is the 2053 part parodying?

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