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How WWE Booked Raw & SmackDown’s Survivor Series Fallout… | WrestleTalk’s WrestleSketch

September 3, 2019


VM: Hmmm… ‘meat castle’… surely there’s
a *heavy gulp* ‘gimmick’ there– SM: Maybe he could be a really tall castle
I jump off? VM: *quickly turns off music, struggling to
put the evidence away* “Gyah, uh, Shane! How long you been there? SM: Since last night! I can’t move! VM: Well go away. I’ve got Raw to book! SM: Was that why you were looking at Braun
Strowman’s Instagram? VM: Yeah. SM: And listening to sensual music? VM: That’s my thinking music, Shane. For when I think. *ENTER TRIPLE H, bursts through the door* HHH: VINCE… WHAT. THE. F- *SHANE interrupts* SM: Friend! It’s my best friend Triple H! HHH: We’re not friends, Shane. SM: Nope. We’re BEST friends! VM: Good to see ya again, Trips! How’s the busted titty? HHH: My pectoral muscle is recovering fine. But my – *coughs* – I mean, your – SmackDown
brand just got jobbed out. I leave you alone for a few weeks and you
make them lose six to one?! VM: You mean ‘six to none’! The Kickoff Match don’t count anymore. Raw was meant to win that too. HHH: THAT’S NOT ANY BETTER. SM: I wrote down the wrong result! HHH: *breathes in and out, trying to calm
himself down* It’s ok, we’ve still got Raw and Smackdown to do some course correction. We could use the 6-0 loss to turn Shane heel… SM: I’m the best in the world! HHH: …and *feels a sharp pain* OW! VM: Your titty hurting again, Trips? HHH: *through gritted teeth* Yeah. I’m still recovering… But we really need to figure out what’s
going on with Raw and Sma- VM: Hold that thought! I’ve got the perfect guy to numb that pain
and psych yourself up! HHH: Oh god… G: My *headbutting locker door sound* ears
*again* are *again* burning! Hey everybody, how’re ya doin’, my McMan! SM: Hello Mr. Goldberg, sir! G: “Well if it isn’t little ‘In-Shane
in the Membrane!’ Look how big you’ve gotten!” HHH: “Bill, he’s 48 years old…” G: “What’s wrong there, Kevin Nash? You look a little down in the dumps! Lucky for you, I got just the thing to perk
you up!” *Goldberg pulls out a locker door* VM: *whistles* “Now that’s a fine-lookin’
locker door!” G: “Damn right! This door is made from the purest 12 gauge
steel! The finest locker door on the market!” HHH: “Bill, I know you’re trying to help,
but we really need to get back to – *feels pain again* ARGH! OK, whatever gets this meeting going… *Triple H barely taps his head on it* G: “C’mon, Trips, you ain’t gonna get
anything from that little love tap! Hit it like you mean it!” *Goldberg and Vince proceed to start “hit
it” chants* HHH: Alright! *Triple H hits his head on the locker door* *moments pause* VM: Well did it work? HHH: …Did what work? G: The headbutt stuff. Did it psych you up? HHH: I don’t know, let me give it a go. *locker noise* VM: Well did it work? HHH: …Did what work? G: The headbutt stuff. Did it psych yo- HHH: Wait a second… I’m feeling something… I’ve got an idea! *hits head again* DEAN
AMBROSE TURNS INTO A GERMAPHOBE AND GETS INJECTIONS IN HIS BUTT WHILE FEUDING WITH SETH ROLLINS! VM: Brilliant! There’s no way that would undermine the
engaging complexity of his heel turn! *Triple H takes another hit* HHH: RAW GETS ANOTHER HEEL GM! VM: I love it! *Triple H takes another hit* HHH: SHANE IGNORES THE SURVIVOR SERIES LOSS
AND INSTEAD HAS COMEDY SEGMENTS WITH THE MIZ ABOUT SHARING CUSTODY OVER A TROPHY! VM: You’re on a roll! *Triple H takes another hit* HHH: TAMINA! JUST… JUST TAMINA IN MORE SEGMENTS! VM: There’s no way it won’t get over! *video fades as he yells this, fade to black,
white text: “10 MINUTES LATER”* *fades back in, Triple H’s last hit, he
also sounds like he’s coming down from his high* HHH: The winner of Mixed Match Challenge main
events WrestleMania. VM: Done! HHH: And *out of breath* Drake Maverick…
*pant* steals Bobby Roode’s robe… *pant* shoves it in a toilet… *pant* and just…
pisses all over it… *Triple H falls down, tuckered out* G: Is he dead? ‘Cos I don’t need that kinda heat, Mac. VM: Ha! Don’t be a silly Billy! Trips is tuckered out! And he just booked the next 2 weeks of TV!

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100 Comments

  • Reply A J December 9, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    Stupid shit.

  • Reply Adrian Denila December 9, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    hahahaha I miss this

  • Reply christina_21700 December 9, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    The whole Dean Ambrose germaphobe gimmick comes from his near death experience from MRSA. Unfortunately creative did a poor job of portraying that. What I would have done would have Dean in the doctor’s office discussing that and how his elbow is doing, meanwhile blaming Seth (who’s watching in the ring) for the whole thing. 1. It gives an inside look of why Dean is a germaphobe now. 2. It shows why Dean turned on Seth to begin with. Creative needs to just let this feud write itself, Dean & Seth have great chemistry so honestly not a whole lot needs to be put into it because those two are that good working with each other.

  • Reply The one that was here before you :P December 9, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    How I have miss the best segment of wrestletalk!!!! more of this and less of the other segments.

  • Reply William Tocci Jr December 9, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    God I missed this…can never not laugh my assistance off at Goldberg during the ending cut…lol

  • Reply permeus2nd December 9, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    It explains soooooooooo much.

  • Reply Axe Adaptor December 9, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    Triple H has a sweaty ass face

  • Reply Robert December 9, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    I love these.

  • Reply Ash Kay December 9, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    This is more realestic then wwe segments.

  • Reply Dangerdude 88 December 9, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Welcome back WrestleSketch.

  • Reply Oneiros December 9, 2018 at 4:15 pm

    This was awesome, and totally Miz approved.

  • Reply Wax December 9, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    I love how it goes to classic wrestlesketch

  • Reply MegaMr46 December 9, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Could’ve done that with Shane McMahon booked for World Cup finals

  • Reply Ed Hatem December 9, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    Could we get Wrestlesketch on a more regular basis? Or must we continue to suffer with only expecting them………………………………………..from out of nowhere?

  • Reply Terry Mccue December 9, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    In Shane in the membrane….that's awesome

  • Reply Mohamed Abdullahi December 9, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Mine tooo missed you wrestledketch

  • Reply Jason Martin December 9, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    Finally, I've missed these so much

  • Reply Kenpachi343 December 9, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    BRILLIANT!!! its been way too long

  • Reply Jason Martin December 9, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    And that's how HHH became like the rest of his family

  • Reply Mashud Mohammed December 9, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    Glad to see it back

  • Reply Niko The Arms Dealer December 9, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    Did it work???

  • Reply Mark Nicholson December 9, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    Brilliantly funny! 😂

  • Reply Kay Ce December 9, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    It has return!

  • Reply Aaric William December 9, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    We need more of this.Who agrees?

  • Reply Rob Smith December 9, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    That absolutely explains why the shows have been garbage!

  • Reply Fritz XXI-TFK-777 December 9, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Totally forgot this thing exists.

  • Reply BlindmanV2 December 9, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    That was awesome! More WrestleSketch!

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    Amazingggggggggg

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    Yeaaah

  • Reply Everett Cox December 9, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    I've never seen one of these vids before this is great! Going to che ck out the old ones now.

  • Reply Marc 'spudsy' Bower December 9, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    oh right so thats what happened, makes perfect sense now

  • Reply ROWDYtheCAT December 9, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Good form, chaps.

  • Reply Dexx Baker December 9, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    Jinder vs Brock and Fox vs Rousey at Mania? You're a genius!!

  • Reply GoodGuy December 9, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    lol

  • Reply Micah Mcgaffin December 9, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Oli……this was luke owen level bad

  • Reply Michael December 9, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    this makes sense in a very frightening way!

  • Reply cmonkey83 December 9, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    That's the best explanation for the booking I've heard so far. Sadly.

  • Reply Ecdub dreamer December 9, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    Hey Baron Corbin your geting fired by vince mcmahon

  • Reply kibowman December 9, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    That headbutt stuff is back! I died XD

  • Reply kevinno December 9, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    Oh how I've missed these! 😁

  • Reply Charlie James December 9, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    So glad it came back …It's been like forever since the last one..

  • Reply vaibhav wadhvani December 9, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    It was hilarious 😂

  • Reply Lightspeeds December 9, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Thank god final battle is this week.

  • Reply Christopher December 9, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Waking up to this is absolutely awesome well done boys 😃

  • Reply Daniel Zuk December 9, 2018 at 7:46 pm

    This segment has been gone for 2 long.

  • Reply Pauldjreadman December 9, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    That was a long awesome sketch

  • Reply Michael Burke December 9, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    OMG don't stop making theses. they are hilarious.

  • Reply L Oliver December 9, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    Yesssssssssss

  • Reply Cappy Larou December 9, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    You guys need some actual voice talent to the restless catch episodes… I'd happily volunteer

  • Reply Kain d. Badguy December 9, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    I just assumed there were drugs involved with the current WWE creative process. LOTS of drugs.

  • Reply Tzeiggi December 9, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    That Cypress Hill reference.

  • Reply Oliver M December 9, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    Silly Billy.

  • Reply Rosario_guerrero Guerrero December 9, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    So nobody is gonna acknowledge the inshane in the membrane lol

  • Reply Robbie Hyde December 9, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    WE NEED A SHANE MCMAHON BEST IN THE WORLD WRESTLE SKETCH

  • Reply shayna rael December 9, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    FINALLY ITS BACK

  • Reply yurpstarz December 9, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    Did it work?

  • Reply Brian Erney December 9, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • Reply Abhiram Gudimella December 10, 2018 at 12:04 am

    We've been blessed by the gods of wttv

  • Reply Terror Attack December 10, 2018 at 12:24 am

    “Lil in Shane in the membrane"…im dead.

  • Reply bigbabyzubas December 10, 2018 at 12:32 am

    Ive missed you. Wrestlesketch

  • Reply 3rd Street Saint 69 December 10, 2018 at 12:41 am

    Yeah! Wrestlesketch is back!!

  • Reply Ben-E-Kay December 10, 2018 at 1:03 am

    Please do more of these. 😂

  • Reply Jono Wild December 10, 2018 at 1:21 am

    This is great we need more of this, listen to the fans.

  • Reply Mark Robinson December 10, 2018 at 2:46 am

    This was wonderful

  • Reply Locoyo2007 December 10, 2018 at 4:16 am

    WTF…lol

  • Reply AJ Llana December 10, 2018 at 5:25 am

    It's back!

    slams head

    😆

  • Reply ZedZe Vid December 10, 2018 at 6:02 am

    FINALLY U GAVE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

  • Reply MrRapperj December 10, 2018 at 8:15 am

    More wrestle sketches please

  • Reply Anthony Norris December 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Best segment ever

  • Reply Trebor Repard December 10, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Yay! I miss these!

  • Reply Paul Martin December 10, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    Ha Ha loved that ep fellas

  • Reply Robert Umbach December 10, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    That might have been the funniest and most accurate representation of how they booked RAW and Smackdown the last few weeks.

  • Reply supermfg December 10, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Where's Stephanie in all of this… She's perhaps as responsible for this shit fest as Vince is.. she's probably like "yes daddy, what a great idea" at whatever Vince is saying

  • Reply Pravin Kaushik December 10, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    The headbutt stuff

  • Reply bbbuster December 10, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    Vince loves big sweaty men

  • Reply WTDS Channel 13 December 10, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    We need more of these damn it

  • Reply Anomaly 13 December 10, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    MORE!!!

  • Reply Noah December 10, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    Well did it work?

  • Reply Dylan Parker December 10, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    so, so funny xD

  • Reply Spiv Major December 10, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    That was unexplainably funny..
    No..
    That is not a real word..
    Yes..
    I buckled over in laughter watching this video..
    #SupportWrestleTalk..

  • Reply David R December 10, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    I wish we could get more WrestleSketch, episodes. Though, the Bill Goldberg/anyone hitting there head into a locker joke is getting pretty repetitive, old and boring. You guys should do less segments with Goldberg, as he's not even around WWE that often.

  • Reply Ryan M December 10, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    Tamina…just…just…more Tamina…and…er…duh…TAMINA IN MORE SEGMENTS!

    Sold.

  • Reply BrandonWillWin December 10, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    WHAT THE…WHAT THE HELL IS GRAPPLESKIT DOIN IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

  • Reply Hamzah Iftikhar December 10, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    Lol

  • Reply SheedTv December 11, 2018 at 12:35 am

    Amen to that @arjun Sharma. You guys are awesome in wrestle new and ramble but wrestle sketch is life 💪💪. I would love to write a wrestle sketch for you guys because i want to see more wrestle sketch and damn it olie get your jacket back!! #wtfl "wrestle talk for life.

  • Reply WWE entertainment December 11, 2018 at 6:29 am

    Who is best hhh or Vince?

  • Reply CPA December 11, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Shane sounds like the Dragon Ball Abridged version of Goku. 😂😂😂

  • Reply Ricardo Fleurisma December 11, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    Oooo cena

  • Reply Robert Chrisman December 12, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    The winners of MMC gets the #30 Entry to their respective Royal Rumble, but 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • Reply Kooley Flyway December 12, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    These Guys Gotta Do Something With This wwe Comedy Thing Because is Just Funny That's Why I Like Wrestle Talk They Funny

  • Reply bob markiz December 13, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Loved it

  • Reply Mikey December 16, 2018 at 3:02 am

    Owww, my titty

  • Reply IrrSinn Rainer December 18, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    We need more of these!

  • Reply Dope Villain December 29, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    Don’t be a silly billy, support wrestletalk

  • Reply Jared Horton February 13, 2019 at 5:42 am

    Amazing continuity between the WrestleSketchs! I love it!

  • Reply DefOfEmotionless March 11, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    I think this is the funniest one.

  • Reply DAViD BENJAMiN May 14, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Awesome…it's like what it would be like backstage

  • Reply Christopher Gordon May 26, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Busted titty. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply LaDarius Williams June 9, 2019 at 4:23 am

    "good to see ya again Trips, how's the busted titty?"
    -this will never be not funny lmao

  • Reply Anthony Ditizio August 18, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    0:16, 2:12, 2:50

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