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GUYS GUIDE TO FOOTBALL

December 1, 2019


Awwww Come on Reff
What kind of call was thattttt! Shut Up!! Now I do believe he’s running with the ball and he’s still running with the ball. and he’s still carrying…. Hi there if you’re not from the US and you probably just saw those guys and complain what they’re doing isn’t “REAL FOOTBALL” and you are probably thinking about turning this video off because you have no idea what this… “FAKE FOOTBALL” is all about Now before you do, you should know that many American don’t know a damn thing about this football which could lead to many awkward situations like this.. Hey buddy! Yeah? Who you rootin’ for? Uh.. I’m rooting for the stripie guys. Those are the reds That’s.. that’s sounds tough! (laugh) oh shi.. oh shi Nail him! No no no! if cheering football one of the “MANLIEST” things you can do and if you want to survive in a world that’s heavily rely on gender roles just follow these easy steps and you can be accepted at your local football occasion in no time Step 1: Root for the correct team. Make sure you take a good hard look at your surroundings. Every football teams have its own unique set of colors and much like gang warfare if you get caught wearing the wrong colors expect to get murked real quick Uh.. occupied! Oh no no no! Ha! That was a “clothes” one! Step 2: Pretend to watch the game. Make sure you always look in the general direction of the TV and react like everybody else Oh.. yes! Yes! What? Come on! What? Come on! What kind of call was that?! Yeah! What kind of call was that! Damn! What? You really know football! Hella! Hella! Hella yeah yeah! BRO-NAGE A TROIS! Step 3: Learn about football. Touchdown! It’s important to understand the basic principles of football which why I’ve made this helpful diagram When a player reaches the end of the field when holding a football this is what is known as a “touchdown” this helmet is known as a “helmet” When a player gives up trying to perform a touchdown he may try kicking the ball through a fork at the end of the field this is what is known in most football game as a “kick ball score goal” and that is all you need to know about how the game of football works Yes! Oh! He got a touchdown. it’s a good thing that his helmet prevented him from football related injuries Right guys? Oh, “helmet” yeah! Step 4: Never pass in front of the screen when the game is in progress. Blocking the view of a football match is the worst thing you can do at a football occasion So, when passing food or drink it’s okay to throw it Yo bro! Throw me some chips! Oh yea. Bro! Man! You suck! If you can’t throw it with the perfect accuracy you are a custom to it’s probably you are hungry make sure you always have a Snickers® in your pocket just in case Snickers®! Yes! Nailed It! And finally the last, most important step don’t try to rationalized why it’s called football I am so impressed that you know so much about the sport of football And I totally respect a man who stay culturally inlined with how the media portrays masculinity I know right! But here’s the thing why do they called it football I mean the only time that you foot ever touches the ball is when you are doing a “kick ball score goal” through the big fork” if anything it should be called “hand ball” or “runny throwy ball” or “type hand butt slapper” Right? Ah!!! Well that’s it for this week Join us next week for “Guys Guide to Fütball” the sport where people actually use their feet with ball and points are scored once every 2 and a half hour or not at all! sounds boring? it is! Hey guys thank you so much for watching and big thanks to Snickers® for making this video possibles. Snickers® Satisfies To see the behind the scene footage and bloopers from this video click the box on the left and to another manly video of ours “MAKEUP FOR MEN” click the video on the right

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100 Comments

  • Reply SolidGold Robot August 25, 2018 at 12:53 am

    Who here thinks that the real football is better than American football

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  • Reply Paul Smith August 30, 2018 at 2:44 am

    in america its called american football retards

  • Reply Jin Tam September 10, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    Since I'm in England you call that rugby and football

  • Reply Timmy Yakoubek September 11, 2018 at 1:12 am

    Soccer is the best sport ever 😎

  • Reply Rene van der Berg September 15, 2018 at 5:59 pm

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  • Reply Mrpotato September 16, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    Dis shit isn’t football

  • Reply OOF Dawg September 27, 2018 at 1:40 am

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  • Reply Ryan Kazookie September 30, 2018 at 3:26 am

    1:40 that’s why u close the door when you enter the bathroom kids

  • Reply Joselito Miraveles October 3, 2018 at 9:31 am

    The manliest thing I can do is shoot a gun that is the manliest

  • Reply Joselito Miraveles October 3, 2018 at 9:32 am

    It’s firing the 400.magnum and the 50. Cal with only one hand

  • Reply Jammy Man October 7, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    When I seen the intro I thought man there gonna say football but I’m talking soccer I thought they would say it’s not good and skit at us

  • Reply Brandi Taylor October 9, 2018 at 4:58 am

    Look at that… fragile masculinity.

  • Reply Wisgarus October 18, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    Wait, why is American football called FOOTball?

  • Reply Sondre isha Sidharta October 21, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    you can't even call it football cause its not a ball, balls are circular and round but a American football is not round nor circular unless you want to call it foot random weird shape that looks like a circle with spheric triangles on both sides

  • Reply Nathan Webber November 4, 2018 at 2:47 am

    It is football awhile

  • Reply Nathan Webber November 4, 2018 at 2:47 am

    Asshole

  • Reply Brenyatta November 7, 2018 at 7:04 am

    “The sport where guys actually use their feet with balls”

    Sounds painful

  • Reply Johnathan Buchanan November 12, 2018 at 5:39 am

    Stop bully Ian!
    sToP bUlLy iAn

  • Reply Elgene Studio November 13, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    Why do people argue about witch sport is the best, im not a big fan of soccer or rugby, but why should i spread negativity about the sports you dont like.

  • Reply Kevin Redford November 16, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    That's not REAL football.

  • Reply Talon November 17, 2018 at 5:44 pm

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  • Reply Rósa Vigdís Arnardóttir November 24, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    You are the best

  • Reply William Buckley November 27, 2018 at 4:42 am

    I like rugby

  • Reply xDualShockx November 30, 2018 at 9:27 am

    Did anyone else realise at the end when Anthony through the ball it hit Courtney in the face

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  • Reply FreddyHun 23 December 11, 2018 at 6:13 am

    Sexy sexy

  • Reply Gaming Horizon December 16, 2018 at 12:57 am

    I hate American football but i love this video

  • Reply Erkhes Bilegdei December 18, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    I miss Anthony!

  • Reply Erkhes Bilegdei December 18, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    0:48 that guy on the right was trapped in a room for twenty years

  • Reply Murmuring Port9 January 4, 2019 at 10:26 am

    Hard plug

  • Reply Amber Underwood January 15, 2019 at 12:40 am

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  • Reply Maria Rosado January 20, 2019 at 5:13 am

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  • Reply SansyBoy 14 January 21, 2019 at 1:42 am

    I just realized tgat at the end when anthony throws a ball at ian that it bounces off him and hits courtney in the face

  • Reply drake domke January 22, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    not aculay pronoced futball

  • Reply Mamemor Ndiaye January 26, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Im going to send it to you hahaha🕴🕴🕴fan by the im not going to do it i dont even no your number

  • Reply You January 27, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Isnt it called "Rugby

  • Reply Monarch FN January 29, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Super Bowl 2019 anyone?
    GO PATRIOTS!

  • Reply Controledjammer January 29, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    American Football is called "Football" because it refers to a game played ON FOOT.

  • Reply Edwin Santiago February 3, 2019 at 1:50 am

    Who here before the super bowl or during the super bowl

  • Reply Oscar Jones February 6, 2019 at 9:44 am

    1:00 heavily relies on gender roles Ha 2019

  • Reply split 09 February 12, 2019 at 11:26 am

    still waiting for the guide for the real Football

  • Reply Andrei _Noob February 13, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    The European football is beter ia the BEST

  • Reply MoreThan 30Characters February 16, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    It soccer not football and its boring as hell

  • Reply PuppetMaster 5758 February 17, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    He just wants veeiws lol

  • Reply Quinnist qq February 20, 2019 at 12:38 am

    where people actually use there feet with balls

  • Reply 𝔽𝕖𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕫𝕖 February 20, 2019 at 11:33 am

    I haven’t seen this! Wait what?!? It’s 2019 and I have no idea this existed

  • Reply Sonny D. February 21, 2019 at 4:12 am

    Sorry I watch college football, it's not retarded like the NFL :V

    Like if your favorite team is Notre Dame :]

  • Reply Frederik Kuemmel February 23, 2019 at 4:57 pm

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  • Reply Ljkes March 8, 2019 at 2:26 am

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  • Reply Captain Crusher March 14, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    I’m not even from America and I love their type of football. But I like “soccer”, too. I also like baseball. But my favorite sports are fencing and pro wrestling.

  • Reply bLUE AaLIEN March 22, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    I'm eating a snickers rn

  • Reply Freya Raynor March 25, 2019 at 7:30 am

    It's not called futball in Britain, its spelled the same way and Said the same way

  • Reply Cooper J Allen March 27, 2019 at 7:12 am

    In Australia they dont have pads and so many people break bones NRL national rugby league not whooses

  • Reply Kiko March 30, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    kickball score goal?

  • Reply Joy Mayberry March 31, 2019 at 5:20 am

    I used to play football but now I play basketball

  • Reply Dubber Dubbber April 8, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    Can people just respect eachothers sport interests??

  • Reply mrdannie starkYT2_P April 18, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    snickers are my favorite

  • Reply Amerpally idk April 30, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Wait is that joe beretta

  • Reply the Frostmaidden May 1, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    @#$/^&**((

  • Reply Disco MaX ChiLL May 26, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    Helllo

  • Reply Green Gears June 1, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Get pwned Ian.

  • Reply zaceyboy57 June 6, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    My guide is to not watch football ball just 1 step

  • Reply gamer lit yeet June 12, 2019 at 6:46 am

    that helped me learn about soccer

  • Reply Kochie June 13, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    I actually LOVED the product placement

  • Reply RAY Chanvimean Nightmare F.C June 27, 2019 at 10:06 am

    i like soccer or football but i like the video

  • Reply try hard check July 1, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    What happened to the original Anthony hair!!!!

  • Reply JackAttack Vlogs July 3, 2019 at 1:59 am

    LET GO R AMS

  • Reply Somber_Decay July 4, 2019 at 6:50 am

    What ever happened to epic how to that joe beretta used to do

  • Reply Nikki Brown July 8, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Oh yeah one more ass

  • Reply Gracie Noyla July 12, 2019 at 12:17 am

    It kinda teached me

  • Reply Lara Eveleigh July 13, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    I'm English

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  • Reply Ian De Virgala July 18, 2019 at 7:53 am

    I life in SWITZERLAND and i love Football and i love to watch the SUPER BOWL🤘😁

  • Reply Νικολά Πάπα July 21, 2019 at 6:47 am

    I thought it was called rugby

  • Reply Iron Ore Man July 25, 2019 at 11:28 am

    It’s called rugby

  • Reply Tom Perkins July 26, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Rugby came first soooo American football just kind of stole from rugby also why is it called a touch down when they don’t even put the ball on the ground to score a point.

  • Reply The King July 29, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    I’m British

    I have tried watching American Football and been surrounded by people wearing a different colour than me

  • Reply shane west August 2, 2019 at 9:58 am

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  • Reply sockme nuts August 6, 2019 at 5:20 am

    The people who comes not from America called Britain's

  • Reply Donovan Shelton August 17, 2019 at 7:19 pm

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  • Reply Delia Trevino August 21, 2019 at 3:59 am

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  • Reply CJP August 23, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Thats soccer

  • Reply The Netflix bully September 1, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Europeans also have this it’s called rugby Basically imagine soccer players but playing the game of American football yeah you thought You Americans for you are the strong ones

  • Reply Atlantic Music September 7, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    Great!
    This video taught me alot about the handball!

  • Reply Dhirar Patel September 8, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Most people watch soccer then football football is less popular then soccor

  • Reply Fatim Zaman September 12, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Every browns fans

  • Reply Its_litterly_Ibraheem Ok September 12, 2019 at 11:52 am

    lol 2:52 i saw them movinh hahahah

  • Reply Dylan Dunda September 19, 2019 at 8:12 am

    Now I want a snickers

  • Reply BagheadYT September 29, 2019 at 1:20 am

    Pfft who needs school when you have smosh

  • Reply Amir Gouda September 29, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    I miss Joe bereta

  • Reply Robert Chada October 5, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Reply Zach John 26 October 14, 2019 at 2:01 am

    The ball is a foot long, keep that in mind

  • Reply Teona Volkanov October 18, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Literally that’s RUGBY not football

  • Reply Jack Chafer loves horses October 18, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    Sick! I got a like

    Wait why is the like button blue

  • Reply Oskar Teras October 22, 2019 at 6:18 am

    When you cant sai football just sai jalgpall or fusball

  • Reply Suz W October 24, 2019 at 12:22 am

    IM from canada and i know more than you and im 9 years old .

  • Reply CeeDizzleDizzy October 26, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    If he does not know what football is why is he at a football party????

  • Reply DEN animations November 20, 2019 at 1:53 am

    I know nothing about footballing just do step 2 all the time

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