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Christian Pulisic Parties at Oktoberfest | The Champions S1E4

January 21, 2020


What happens when 800 of the world’s most elite footballers and their managers live together under one roof? Players stop being polite and start getting Real This is The Champions I’m Paul and I know how to make headlines I’ve scored more times in Manchester than Noel Gallagher I’m so good I’m in the MLS, and they still put me in this intro Everybody knows I’m at the same level as Messi and Ronaldo… …why is everybody laughing? Bayern Munich Oktoberfest Ooh Absolutely nicht Aw! First, the World Cup. Now this!? I don’t get to go to anything fun OK, for one, the World Cup sucked this year. Secondly, zis party is for dummkopfs Marco, please! They have a chocolate fountain…just like home! As your captain, I say NEIN! He has a chocolate fountain… in his home? Yes, I’m from Hershey It’s weird there So every year, Bayern zey throw zis party and act like zey are just cool fun guys But really, ze whole thing is just a ploy to poach ze best young players from ze other Bundesliga teams Marco’s a vee bit sensitive about zis because he’s lost many Dortmund friends over ze years Lewandowski Hummels And of course me What can I say? I was young, and I needed to Pep my cherry Hey, have you guys seen my lederhosen? I can’t find zem Scheisse! Ow Heja BVB! Wow! Zer’s like twice as many people at zis party as there is in Hoffenheim Ja! I just saw someone I didn’t know! Hey, where is coach? C’mon, let me through My whole team is in there Sorry. I have to see ID for anyone who looks 16 or younger. Hey zer! Oh hi You’re ze American kid for Dortmund, right? Chris? Christian, yeah Oh cool, cool I’m Jerome Zis is Thomas Oh, please You can just call me Raumdeuter Raumdeuter is a nickname I gave to myself There’s no word in English for it but it sort of means “space interpreter.” It’s very cool actually Do you see him anywhere? Nein If I were American, where would I be? Aha! At the weisswurst breakfast sausage station after breakfast time! Hurensöhne! Zer he is. Let’s go…TZE! So yeah…it’s my new bar The Flying Dutchman We’re having an after-party there You should come We don’t go to DIVE bars! So what’s, like, your favorite thing about the Bundesliga? If I’m being honest I don’t really consider us in ze Bundesliga Yeah…we’re sort of like PSG in Ligue 1 or Justin Timberlake in NSYNC… Let’s just say if ze Bundesliga is Baywatch we’re David Hasselhoff He doesn’t know David Hasselhoff. You know why? Because he’s ONLY 20 YEARS OLD, YOU BAVARIAN CREEPS! Raumdeuter Are you OK? No! I just need some space. Just please give me some space to interpret! You can’t be talking to zem Zey are all jerks! You’re not my dad You’re just bitter because they never wanted you How dare you Fine. You want him? €70 million, and he’s yours Wait, what? For him? 70…million? For him? No thanks.

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100 Comments

  • Reply nijnail October 25, 2018 at 9:31 am

    Whats the opening music and the music when Pulisic start drinking the beer towards the end of the video?

  • Reply Antonio Delic October 26, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    Someone song at the end?

  • Reply JM Santillan 7 October 26, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Nein!!!

  • Reply Weekly bird shit October 27, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Boondesligerrrr

  • Reply Thatonesauce Forfree October 28, 2018 at 2:24 am

    “Everybody knows I am the same level as Messi and Ronaldo” proceeds to get scored on by Dortmund 4x

  • Reply Rennan Drift October 31, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    The world Cup sucked this year
    Reus , Marco

  • Reply Marko Cuparic November 1, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    What’s the name of the song at 2:47?

  • Reply Messt Stein November 3, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    Reus: S*****E 🙂

  • Reply Bundy Bet November 4, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    Oh jaaaaaa…
    Wie geil!!!!
    Hahaha

    Nur der BVB!!! Aber auch nur der BVB!!!!

  • Reply Andy O'tam November 7, 2018 at 2:02 am

    I was young and I needed to Pep my cherry 😂😂😂

    He's actually got a boner! Loook omg

  • Reply John Paul Soberano November 8, 2018 at 2:14 am

    Bundesliga is Baywatch we're David Hasselhoff is there… That was REALLY FUNNY!!!😂😂😂

  • Reply National Fireplaces November 12, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Reus getting roasted by pullisic

  • Reply Daniekjk Gaming November 14, 2018 at 1:21 am

    3:22 TRIGGERED!!!!
    (That moment when you realize that your ex is in your class) 😂😂😂

  • Reply frankleungwolf November 24, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    Seriouly, bayern wanted reus but was rejected lol

  • Reply 7ama Inc. November 28, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    The Neymar and Crybabies Co. are so unwatchable. Such a bunch of sissy players PSG has got. Roll roll roll and curl curl. Ref. #PSGVSLIV

  • Reply DSRPRODUCTIONS1 December 4, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    “Nein”!!! Wigs jumps up lol hahaha

  • Reply R D December 5, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    Which song is that?

  • Reply Gabby S December 6, 2018 at 3:05 am

    🙂

  • Reply Lucky Ducky December 6, 2018 at 3:46 am

    Bvb 😍 Marco Reus

  • Reply Emiliano Aguirre December 8, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    I saw something

  • Reply Tiete da Ivete Sangalo December 9, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Isso podia passar na Netflix kkkkkk

  • Reply zaynovic December 11, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Nice copy Dumbass.

  • Reply Ben Houston December 12, 2018 at 10:32 am

    Pulisic is worth $90 mil in marketing alone.

  • Reply Hildegard Gabrielle December 15, 2018 at 6:48 am

    1:29 something's off with that photo….

  • Reply Thanell 13 December 16, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Why gotze was hard with pep😂😂

  • Reply watch my vidz page its music December 17, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    Pep my cherry

  • Reply FBl December 19, 2018 at 3:04 am

    2:44 what song is this?

  • Reply Zam Basketball December 22, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    Basketball is the best game why are you making football videos and not game of zones

  • Reply Neigh Horse December 23, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    Whats the background song on the pulisic muller and boateng part? Thanks

  • Reply Fredy Velazquez December 27, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Does anybody realize that Reus hair jumps in the air as he says NEIN at 1:02

  • Reply Danpriz December 29, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    Anyone see gotze's boner

  • Reply faiz abbas December 29, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    I love the way they animated MARIO gotze

  • Reply حمزه الباشا Hamza Albasha December 30, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Add Arabia language

  • Reply I just dont care December 31, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Did anyone notice Gotze's boner in the Bayern Munich's picture frame with him

  • Reply DarkBlueCraft25 YT January 2, 2019 at 8:50 am

    3:26 I think Chelsea FC did it for €50

  • Reply Micky Antiforms January 2, 2019 at 10:58 am

    Don't show this video to Chelsea fans…

  • Reply Rick Roberts January 2, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    This video predicted Pulisic's transfer deal of 70 million 😂😂😂https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2019/01/02/14/33/20190102-feat-mnt-christian-pulisic-transfers-chelsea-record-73-million

  • Reply Carter Epstein January 2, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    It's okay Bayern,

    You could steal Sancho instead

  • Reply Zach Ostiguy January 3, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Reus: 70 Millions € and hes yours
    Chelsea: Deal

  • Reply War Master January 5, 2019 at 12:47 am

    Zlatan: Im so good, im in the MLS and they still put me in this intro

    MLS-all stars players: WhAt AbOuT uS?

    Zlatan: You dont count.

  • Reply Noob BS January 5, 2019 at 11:43 am

    1:27 look that down

  • Reply Denny Praza January 9, 2019 at 5:40 am

    shiny hinaki

  • Reply Denny Praza January 9, 2019 at 5:40 am

    sweet winx

  • Reply BogZvanSaley January 9, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    World cup didnt suck, you did.

  • Reply Judy Chen January 10, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    0:38 oh I taught it meant the 2026 World Cup in North America

  • Reply Judy Chen January 10, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    0:49

  • Reply ERIC MALTSER January 10, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    I need to pep my cherry

  • Reply bae313 January 14, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    Rues got his way, just needed a bigger sucker.

  • Reply EAExtremeGaming January 18, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    2:45
    I think he's drunk

  • Reply TwistedSwivler January 22, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    3:26 when pulisic transfers to chelsea

  • Reply 1909Fredde January 23, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    70M was pretty close to 64M LOL

  • Reply Zach Murphy January 25, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    close, only 64 million.

  • Reply SevenSyxalpha February 17, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Verrrry nett… nice… Sat was reali funni. Greeting from Germany (NOT BAVARIA!!!).
    And always remember: a Marco Reus would never play for Bayern München! Cause red doesnt`t fit him ;D (does it make any sense what i wrote?)

  • Reply Simon February 18, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    I don't like Football, but this is hilarious.

  • Reply CS Tekkz May 2, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Sorry mate chelsea already went in

  • Reply Wanda Babilonia May 3, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    1:30 wait a minute look at his d***k

  • Reply Carlos Corrales May 21, 2019 at 1:50 am

    In the photo between reues and hummels I thought there was a ghost had before the other guy was seen

  • Reply Carlos Corrales May 21, 2019 at 1:53 am

    What's your favorite thing of the bu*Burps*ndes liga

  • Reply Perstigeplayingcardz May 26, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Stop stealing

  • Reply Dr.Ross Geller June 13, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Weston McKennie was with Pulisic at the breakfast sausage station after breakfast😂

  • Reply The Soccer Philosopher July 8, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Lol he is worth 70 million lol
    Some one tell Chelsea that

  • Reply Alexander Luft July 20, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    I just noticed. Pause at 1:28, Gotze in the picture has a boner.

  • Reply Juan Salazar October 3, 2019 at 12:19 am

    1:39 lmao why is Christian running like that!! 😂😲

  • Reply John Nyarko October 3, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    When I first watched this I was laughing at the price Reus quoted for Pulisic. I watch it know, it's not as funny, cuz Chelsea ended up paying fairly close to it😂. But hey still glad we got him!😁

  • Reply alvin juarez October 8, 2019 at 2:20 am

    Lol enter Chelsea

  • Reply Abu Dhakal October 16, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    BRO I JUST NOTICED THAT GOTZE HAD A BONER IN THAT PICTURE WITH PEP LMAO

  • Reply Adam osman liverpool October 18, 2019 at 11:54 am

    1:26 Hummels the future

  • Reply Billy Connolli October 19, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Why are Pulisic's eyes different to everyone else's?

  • Reply lord woof xd October 20, 2019 at 3:01 am

    "sorry, i have to see id from someone who looks 16 or younger"
    that killed me

  • Reply Rudy G. October 20, 2019 at 6:57 am

    This has been my favorite episode.
    Muller needed space to intérprete the moment lol

  • Reply Gabriel Vitor October 23, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Mano que foda isso é KKKKKKKK

  • Reply rupesh acharya October 23, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Really want him to succeed at Chelsea 💙💙

  • Reply Alma Atrizco October 25, 2019 at 2:53 am

    Braefeast sausage eww I'm american

  • Reply SWFC SOUTH October 25, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Anyone else notice the World Cup meme in the picture of Gotze and Pep😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Francisco Gandarilla October 25, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    The World Cup sucked this year, haha cause Rues lost in the group stage, and Gotze wasn’t in the roster for World Cup 2018.🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply vivigdi October 25, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Everybody knows he wanted to stay by his choice. Reus is one of the few left.

  • Reply prod. Saint OJ ! October 26, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Pulisic so cute in the series

  • Reply Ammar Iskandar October 27, 2019 at 3:15 am

    Then Chelsea got him and he scores hattrick for them

  • Reply Anton October 27, 2019 at 7:44 am

    Who is here after the hattrick of Pulisic against burnley?

  • Reply alessio giroso October 27, 2019 at 8:04 am

    1:25 i thought Hummels came back at Borussia Dortmund

  • Reply Felix October 27, 2019 at 10:25 am

    Then he went to Chelsea and scored a hattrick

  • Reply IndonesianAviationFan 561 October 29, 2019 at 11:11 am

    1:00 Marco's hair raised

  • Reply Tim Salman October 31, 2019 at 11:41 am

    The BOONdesliga

  • Reply Hun Gary November 10, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    Heja BVB

  • Reply MaxTheBuccaneersFan November 13, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    NFL should have this

  • Reply Johan Noel Fernando November 17, 2019 at 10:48 am

    I don't know if anyone notices marco reus saying "hurensohn", what actually means "son of a bitch". It's way funnier when you are from Germany and understand the puns😂😂😂

  • Reply Quang Hưng Lê November 19, 2019 at 9:26 am

    2:40
    – Where is Robben's bar?
    – Let me show you. Edge of the box, just off the woodwork, south from Chelsea & north from Madrid. Cut inside from the right head straight into traffic & go down!

  • Reply ManNY MajorBeatz November 20, 2019 at 7:13 am

    😂

  • Reply Antonio Killer November 23, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Antonie: Everybody knows I'm at the same level as Messi and Ronaldo
    Me and the everybody else: 0:28

  • Reply ArcangeloSports NOS November 24, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    1:00 Anyone else see Rues’ hair leave his head?

  • Reply Lucky Cornels November 26, 2019 at 8:48 am

    I was young and i needed to….. Pep my cherry😂😂

  • Reply Christian Astorga November 28, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Damn that 70 million Chelsea payed for Pulisic is paying off lol

  • Reply WildwoodClaire1 November 30, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Dortmund can cast stones about "poaching players" because they'd never commit such a heinous act, just ask Niko Schulz and Thorgan Hazard. And Marco Reus was found as a starving waif laboring long hours in a Gaffel Kölsch bewery.

  • Reply soager009 69 December 2, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    I was young and needed to Pep my cherry. 😂

  • Reply Beyblade Ich December 4, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    There are they Hurensöhne

  • Reply Gemma O Callaghan December 15, 2019 at 11:40 am

    🇮🇪🇮🇪😎😎🤬🤑🤑🤑

  • Reply David Montoya December 17, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    Get more Colombian players

  • Reply Jesus Aguilar December 30, 2019 at 4:21 am

    Nobody:
    The yellow wall: 1:43

  • Reply the islander January 10, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Zlatan look like a character from Mulan.

  • Reply Michael Lam January 14, 2020 at 2:50 am

    dont think the germans say "ze" a lot… that's dutchy

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